Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

Thinking of this, Taoist Simu picked up his sword without saying a word and ran towards the direction where the corpse thief had left with great momentum!

Ren Yinyin carefully placed the soul-guiding lamp in her hand, which was emitting a faint light, on the ground, then bent down slightly and left the creepy group of zombies with swift and light movements.

Holding the soul-guiding lamp for a long time to lead the zombies forward made her feel a little exhausted. She gently pounded her sore shoulders and stretched her limbs to exercise her muscles.

"Oh my, I can finally have a good rest!" Ren Yinyin said to herself. As soon as she finished speaking, she flashed and jumped onto a nearby towering tree like a nimble bird.

She skillfully found a thick and sturdy branch, then lay down on it as lightly as a cat. After adjusting her posture, she quietly observed the two people who were fighting fiercely not far away.

As far as the eye could see, Uncle Simu was locked in a fierce battle with a woman in a white dress. The woman had a graceful figure and light steps, waving a long ribbon in her hand, dancing in the air like a blooming flower.

Uncle Simu held a sword in his hand, his moves were fierce, and each sword contained powerful magic power.

However, as time went on, Ren Yinyin couldn't help but secretly smack his lips: "Tsk tsk tsk, my uncle's concentration is too poor!"

It turned out that when the woman saw that she couldn't beat Taoist Simu, her clothes flew off and she actually started to seduce him!

The originally righteous and angry Taoist Simu actually sat down cross-legged and recited Taoist scriptures to resist temptation...

As a result, the two of them quickly hugged each other...

Ren Yinyin covered her mouth and laughed secretly. She certainly knew what kind of person Uncle Simu was.

Even if his heart was really unstable, he would not do such a thing in front of her, his niece. He was just taking advantage of the situation and taking the opportunity to test the woman's background.

After careful observation, Ren Yinyin was surprised to find that the woman in white was not a human being, but a fox spirit that had cultivated into a spirit!

No wonder she looks so charming and attractive, and exudes a bewitching charm in every move she makes.

At this moment, the battle situation suddenly changed. The bewildered Taoist priest Simu suddenly exerted his strength and struck the vixen with a palm...

The vixen's head and tail were exposed, and it screamed and tried to run away.

Taoist Simu moved his finger, the sword flew into the air, and stabbed the fox spirit to death with one sword!

He brought the zombies with him, with a smug look on his face, and strode towards the direction where Ren Yinyin was.

"Master uncle is so awesome!" Ren Yinyin quickly jumped down from the tree and applauded in admiration.

Taoist Simu waved his hands proudly, indicating that these were all basic operations and there was no need to be amazed!

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At dawn, after a night of travel and hard work, they finally arrived at the Taoist temple where Taoist Master Simu was.

It is located in a remote corner with few people around, but it is precisely because of this that it has retained its original and tranquil beauty.

Looking around, you can see rolling hills and shady green trees all around, with a clear stream flowing by, just like a beautiful landscape painting.

Taoist Priest Simu's temple is located among the green mountains and clear waters, and it looks particularly quiet and elegant.

"Yinyin, this time it's really thanks to you, otherwise how could I, your uncle, have a rest?" Taoist Simu said with a smile on his face while stretching.

It can be seen that he is very satisfied with Ren Yinyin's help this time.

In the past, Taoist Simu would drive corpses alone at night, and he would have to travel almost all night long. By the time the day came, he would be almost exhausted.

This time, with Ren Yinyin's help, he was able to rest peacefully for two or three hours.

After a short sleep, Taoist Simu felt refreshed and looked much more relaxed.

"Master uncle, you are too polite. This is what I should do. Besides, I will have to bother you here for a while!" Ren Yinyin replied with a smile.

She looked around curiously, took a deep breath of the fresh and pleasant air, and felt refreshed.

The lush greenery all around her made her feel happy, and she couldn't help but sigh inwardly: This is really a great place for spiritual practice!

"Jia Le, Jia Le?" Taoist Simu called out to his disciple loudly, but there was no response.

"This brat must be slacking off!" Taoist Simu cursed, and put his hands into the paper-covered door frame to open the bolt. He pushed the door open and saw that Jiale was indeed sleeping soundly in the rocking chair.

"Yinyin, give the wooden stick next to you..." Taoist Simu put his hands on his hips and angrily ordered Ren Yinyin to stuff the wooden stick into the zombie's hand.

Ren Yinyin was helpless, Uncle Master, you really love your disciple!

Jiale, the disciple of Master Simu, once followed him to drive corpses and passed by the charity cemetery.

A few younger generations were playing together. Compared with their two senior brothers, Senior Brother Jiale was already doing very well!

But Uncle Simu was so stingy and mean to him that he would either beat or scold him, which made the three disciples under Uncle Jiu feel very upset!

I hugged my master Uncle Jiu and shouted, "Master is the best in the world!"

Other people’s apprentices are just weeds, but their master Uncle Jiu treats them as treasures!

Comparing the two masters, Qiu Sheng Wencai and Ren Yinyin couldn't help but feel very sympathetic towards Jia Le!

poor child!

The belief that Master Simu follows is, "Beating is love, scolding is love. If I beat you and scold you, that means I love you to death!"

Now, he is going to “love” Jiale to death!

"Hey, listen to my command!" Only Taoist Simu was heard shouting this unique slogan loudly. A clay basin was steadily balanced on his head, which looked quite funny.

Then, accompanied by the sound of "Ouch!" from his mouth, a group of zombies raised their wooden sticks in unison and smashed them fiercely at the pottery basin...

"Clang--" A crisp and loud sound suddenly came, and the originally intact pottery basin instantly shattered into countless tiny pieces of debris, splashing everywhere.

Ren Yinyin, who was standing by, shuddered at the sight. She silently prayed, "Brother Jiale, please take good care of yourself and be well!"

Then, she quickly glanced towards the door and unexpectedly found a pair of eyes hiding there, secretly watching everything happening outside the house.

The owner of those eyes seemed to sense that Ren Yinyin had discovered them. Instead of dodging, he playfully winked at her several times. Ren Yinyin understood, her lips curled up slightly, and she nodded gently in response.

At this time, Taoist Simu tried to feel the force of the zombies' attack calmly, and then a very satisfied expression appeared on his face.

Then, he proudly led the group of zombies and rushed into the house aggressively, apparently intending to teach his lazy apprentice Jiale a lesson.

Ren Yinyin naturally would not miss such an exciting and interesting scene. She hurriedly followed behind, tiptoed to the door, stuck her head out, and watched the farce that was about to take place with relish.

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"Yinyin, why are you here suddenly?" Jiale had just carefully led the zombies into the morgue and properly placed them. When he saw Ren Yinyin, he immediately smiled brightly and greeted her warmly.

Ren Yinyin blinked her bright eyes, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, revealing a playful smile, and replied briskly, "I came here this time, of course, to travel and gain some knowledge!"