In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"Wow, you guys are fighting over my birthday too." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Zhanbo in surprise while holding a pile of oranges.

"What's there to fight for? Who dies first?" Rose felt very strange about this.

"No, he announced to everyone in the office today that his girlfriend will come over tomorrow at noon to give him a super big birthday cake." Lu Zhanbo cried.

"So?" Zeng Xiaoxian was puzzled.

"How pitiful! Next time it's your birthday, I can come and give you a big cream cake, if you are not allergic to cream." Hu Yifei became pretentious.

"You don't understand." Lu Zhanbo pointed at himself in frustration. "If Zhao Wuliang actually has a girlfriend, then that means, oh my god, that means I'm the only idiot in the company who has never been in a relationship."

Rose and Zeng Xiaoxian laughed irresponsibly.

"Wait a minute." Hu Yifei noticed something: "Are you saying that black guy who's allergic to sunlight also has a girlfriend?"

"That's right, he told a girl that I must stay in the dark, otherwise I would die." Lu Zhanbo was jealous: "So the two of them...ah!"

"Zhanbo, you can do it too." Rose pretended to be deep.

"If you're not around, life will be boring and lose its focus. It's like Nobita without Doraemon, or Transformers without Optimus Prime."

"Without you by my side, I'd be bored and lost, just like the Earth without the Moon, or the Universe without the Big Bang. I never imagined I could be so happy in this life, and the starting point was meeting you."

"How is it?" Rose asked in surprise.

Everyone was stunned.

"Where did you find these words? They're all in sets." Zeng Xiaoxian was puzzled.

"Although it feels weird at first, it's still quite interesting," commented Hu Yifei.

"Why is there no Optimus Prime in Transformers?" Lu Zhanbo was puzzled.

Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian rolled their eyes at Lu Zhanbo at the same time, leaving Lu Zhanbo alone and confused.

"Forget it, I decided not to go to the company tomorrow." Lu Zhanbo hesitated for a long time and finally made up his mind.

"What is this?" Hu Yifei asked in confusion.

"I'm going to ask the doctor to give me a sick leave certificate, saying I have a cold." Lu Zhanbo made the decision anxiously.

"No, the cold isn't serious enough. I'll just say I drank fake milk powder and got poisoned. Then I'll go to the hospital for kidney stone surgery. That way I can stay out of the office for a month until everyone forgets about it. I don't want to be the object of everyone's ridicule."

"Zhanbo, you need to find a girlfriend." Hu Yifei said that this was only a temporary solution and gave some advice.

But suddenly Hu Yifei thought of something and said excitedly: "Oh, by the way, this Zhao Wuliang doesn't know me, I can pretend to be your girlfriend."

Hu Yifei swayed and pounced on Lu Zhanbo like a model walking on the catwalk.

"No, no, sister, I have goosebumps all over my body." Lu Zhanbo said with disgust.

Just as Lu Zhanbo was disdainful of Hu Yifei's suggestion, Lin Wanyu happened to come back and shouted, "I'm back."

"Hey, Wanyu, give me a very objective judgement. Do you think we are a good match?" Hu Yifei pulled Lu Zhanbo over.

Lin Wanyu stood there for a moment before she said, "Fei Fei, if you do this in Eagle Country, you'll go to jail."

"Oh, what are you talking about?" Hu Yifei threw Lu Zhanbo away. "I just wanted to help Zhanbo put on a show so that he wouldn't be looked down upon by the people in his company for not having a girlfriend."

"If you go to act, he will not only be discriminated against, but the whole office will have to observe a moment of silence." Zeng Xiaoxian clasped his hands together and prayed "Amitabha".

"If you don't agree, come here." Hu Yifei retorted.

"Well, homosexuality in Eagle Country is quite open," Lin Wanyu introduced.

Zeng Xiaoxian's anus tightened instantly and he took a defensive posture.

"I think I'm quite suitable. Although I'm a little older than you, my temperament and looks are more than enough for me to pass myself off as a post-90s." Hu Yifei was dissatisfied.

"Hehe, I don't need to pretend, I'm a post-90s." Rose smiled and put her hands on her hips.

"Then come here." Hu Yifei said contemptuously.

"That won't work. Yang Yu will punish me by making me face the wall and reflect on my mistakes." Rose shook her head.

"It's just a play, it's not real." Hu Yifei didn't care.

"This beautiful flower has an owner, so please don't loosen the soil for it. If you don't give it a chance, you won't get a hoe." Rose made a cross on her chest seriously.

"You still have to rely on me. Tell me, Zhanbo, do you want me to act like a heartthrob? Or a girl-loving type? Or a rock punk or non-mainstream type? I can do all of them. I promise to stun everyone and beat that Zhao Wuliang's girlfriend by eight streets." Hu Yifei gestured with an eight in a domineering manner.

"Yes, there is indeed a huge age difference between us. He is still in the plateau, but you have already drowned in the Yellow River." Zeng Xiaoxian mocked.

"Come on, have you ever seen such an energetic and youthful sister? I can even wear belly-baring clothes now, and I have been working out recently, and I have seen initial results. There is no fat on my belly." After saying this, Hu Yifei began to sing and dance.

Seeing the urgent situation and Hu Yifei's dancing was a bit excessive, Lu Zhanbo hurriedly stopped her: "Hey, sister."

"What happened?" Hu Yifei was unhappy.

"In Eagle Country..." Lin Wanyu was interrupted by Hu Yifei before she could finish her words: "In Eagle Country, I also have a great figure."

"Fei Fei, what I mean is that maybe I can help Zhanbo with this." Lin Wanyu smiled gently.

"Wanyu, you are willing to help me," Lu Zhanbo looked at Lin Wanyu with hope: "Thank you so much."

"You take care of me so much, it's only right that I help you." Lin Wanyu replied with a smile.

"Do you really think she is more suitable for this role than me?" Hu Yifei asked dissatisfiedly.

"Sister Yifei, please stop stealing the spotlight. Otherwise, fake things might become real, and your family's continuation will be accomplished," Rose advised.

"How can she compare with you, you troublemaker?" Zeng Xiaoxian sneered.

Hu Yifei had calmed down a little after Rose's persuasion, and nodded in agreement when she heard Zeng Xiaoxian's praise. However, the last sentence completely angered Hu Yifei, and she picked up a pillow and was about to execute Zeng Xiaoxian on the spot.

He covered Zeng Xiaoxian's big face with a pillow, and then punched him non-stop with his little fists.

"Then how can I let others know that I have a girlfriend?" Lu Zhanbo wondered.

"Why don't you let Wanyu come to see you tomorrow?" Zeng Xiaoxian threw the pillow away.

"Tomorrow is not my birthday. Wouldn't it be very pretentious to go there rashly?" Lu Zhanbo worried.

"The process is not the key, the result is the key. No matter what reason you use, you have already won half the battle when Wanyu appears." Rose gave the reason.