In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"That's right, as long as you don't act pretentiously and just let things take their course, it's normal to visit your boyfriend. You can, for example, deliver a lunch box, yes, a love lunch box. Every girl will prepare a love lunch box for her boyfriend." Zeng Xiaoxian gave advice.

"Teacher Zeng, this is Love Apartment, not a TV series about chicken feet. No one will deliver lunch boxes to us." Rose said helplessly.

"Hmph, that's right. Ladies here who don't know how to make lunch boxes, please raise your hands." Hu Yifei raised her hand in disdain.

As they were talking, Hu Yifei, Rose, and Lin Wanyu all raised their hands, including Lu Zhanbo.

"Zhanbo, why are you raising your hand? Or is it that you can't suppress the female thoughts hidden in your heart anymore?" Rose teased.

"I just wanted to say that I don't know how to make bento. It's all a misunderstanding." Lu Zhanbo put his hand away awkwardly.

"You guys." Zeng Xiaoxian said disdainfully: "Forget it, I'll do it for you."

"Teacher Zeng, can you also make bento?" Lin Wanyu was curious.

"Don't worry, if they send cakes, we will send them too. It will be super romantic and corny enough to be a super loving lunch box for ten thousand years. I guarantee that there will be no trace of Zhao Wuliang's arrogance left." Zeng Xiaoxian said confidently after striking a pose.

"Zhanbo, are you sure you can eat a heart-shaped lunch made by a man?" Hu Yifei asked.

"Yes, think about that heart of love, it is pinched by a pair of rough and hairy hands, think about that fried egg, it is facing a wretched big face, think about every grain of white rice, it is carefully cooked for you by a man..." Rose was interrupted by Lu Zhanbo before she finished speaking.

"Stop talking." Lu Zhanbo swallowed hard.

"Also, are you sure you don't want to choose me? Little cowboy?" Hu Yifei struck a sexy pose.

Faced with this situation, Lu Zhanbo decisively turned around and ran away, and Lin Wanyu and Rose also hurriedly left.

In 3602, Yang Yu collapsed on the sofa and watched Guan Gu hurried out after receiving a phone call. Then Yang Yu and Lu Ziqiao who came back played the ghost drawing game.

But Lu Ziqiao is too weak. Now Yang Yu only has one card left in his hand, while Lu Ziqiao has two cards and one of them is a ghost.

Yang Yu slowly put his hand on one of the cards, and Lu Ziqiao immediately smiled obscenely. Yang Yu slowly put his hand on the other card, and Lu Ziqiao's expression immediately became ugly. So Yang Yu switched between the two cards in turn, and Lu Ziqiao's expression kept changing.

"Are you going to smoke or not?" Lu Ziqiao's expression was distorted.

Yang Yu chuckled and pulled out the card that made Lu Ziqiao happy. It was a pair, a sure kill.

"Ah." Lu Ziqiao threw the cards away in despair.

"With just this little trick of yours, you still want to fool me? Your face must be twitching." Yang Yu was proud.

"Ziqiao, why is this month's phone bill so high?" Chen Meijia asked after she came in. "168 voice calls? You made one hundred and sixty-eight voice calls?"

"One hundred and sixty-eight, an average of five to six a day. Is the person opposite me a beauty?" Yang Yu wondered.

"Of course not. Besides, with my skills, do I need to make 168 phone calls to pick up girls? I was just guessing on TV." Lu Ziqiao explained.

"TV Guessing?"*2

"Do you have so much money that you don't know where to spend it?" Yang Yu asked.

"That's right, do you have this luck?" Chen Meijia asked.

"You don't understand. In TV guessing contests, you have to make multiple bets to win a prize," Lu Ziqiao explained.

"Two dollars each is very expensive." Chen Meijia felt distressed.

"Anyway, it's Guan Gu's turn to pay the phone bill this month. I won twenty dollars and I'll give him some of it later." Lu Ziqiao pretended to be generous.

"Oh, you are really generous." Yang Yu looked contemptuous.

"It's a must." Lu Ziqiao said proudly.

Chen Meijia rolled her eyes at Lu Ziqiao.

Just at this moment, Guan Gu magically came back and slammed the door shut.

"Guan Gu, you came at the right time. Here's your bill." Lu Ziqiao shamelessly handed the bill to Guan Gu Shenqi.

"Try the sushi I made." Chen Meijia came over skipping with a plate in her hand.

Guan Gu Shenqi and the other man ignored him and lowered their heads uncomfortably.

Chen Meijia asked with concern: "What's wrong with you?"

However, Lu Ziqiao took this opportunity to secretly take the sushi.

"I want to tell you something, I'm bankrupt." Guan Gu Shenqi was sad.

"What?" Chen Meijia asked in surprise.

"Isn't it just a phone bill? It shouldn't be that serious." Lu Ziqiao felt puzzled.

"I used all my savings to invest in the publication of Love Three-Legged Cat. The publishing house had decided to sign a contract with me, but their old president suddenly passed away last week. The new president didn't like my comics and returned all of them." Guan Gu Shenqi was very upset.

"How can he die just like that?" Lu Ziqiao was speechless.

"It was so sudden. They said he choked to death while eating sushi." Guan Gu Shenqi was also helpless.

Lu Ziqiao didn't care at all and stuffed all the sushi in his hand into his mouth.

"Then I'll go cook the sushi into seaweed rice." Chen Meijia said with concern.

"No need, just choke me to death. I will never draw comics again." Guan Gu Shenqi was depressed.

"Guan Gu, you can try the website I gave you before. You may not make a lot of money, but you can still make enough to eat and live comfortably. I will then introduce you to the best part-time job on the website." Yang Yu advised.

Just then the phone rang, and Guan Gu Shenqi answered it: "Moshimoshi (Hello), is that Xiaoxue? I was just about to call you, they returned my comics, okay, bye."

"You are unsuccessful in your career but successful in love. Xiaoxue is here to comfort you." Lu Ziqiao smiled obscenely.

"She broke up with me, saying I was boring." Guan Gu Shenqi felt hopeless.

"Why did you break up just like that?" Lu Ziqiao was surprised.

"Maybe I ate too much sushi."

"Let the storm come even harder." Guan Gu Shenqi roared.

The sky cooperated, with lightning and thunder, which was breathtaking.

"Guan Gu, stop talking." Lu Ziqiao was scared.

"Zi Qiao, you who swore to eat lettuce are also afraid of thunder." Yang Yu teased.

"What a joke! Whoever swore to eat lettuce, I just don't like lettuce. Besides, why should Lu Xiaobu's oath be counted on me, Lu Ziqiao?" Lu Ziqiao proudly stuffed the last piece of sushi into his mouth.

"Hmm." Lu Ziqiao suddenly made an uncomfortable sound.

"What's wrong with him?" Guan Gu Shenqi was puzzled.

"This situation..." Chen Meijia wondered, "It sounds so familiar."

"I choked." Yang Yu didn't care.

"Oh, so that's how it is."*2

The air seemed quiet for a second.

"Help!" "Water, water, water." "Artificial respiration, artificial respiration."

"Get out of the way, let me do it." Yang Yu stepped forward and punched Lu Ziqiao in the stomach.

So Lu Ziqiao readily vomited out all the sushi he had just eaten.