In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"Stop arguing." Zhang Wei quickly pulled the two men aside and said, "Don't fight. If you lose, you'll be hospitalized. If you win, you'll go to jail."

"Rose, what are you looking at this for?" Hu Yifei interrupted and asked.

"Hehe, this is for watching Teacher Zeng's show. With so many audiences here, Teacher Zeng's show will definitely be very popular." Rose answered with a smile.

"I don't know whether Teacher Zeng will become popular, but this kind of prop will definitely be popular." Lu Zhanbo was very excited.

"This is still an experimental prop. I just took it out temporarily for Teacher Zeng." Rose explained.

"Okay, stop talking. Teacher Zeng's show is about to begin." Lin Wanyu distributed snacks to everyone.

"Wow, look, the program shows that you can enter the grand prize by sending a text message, it's an Audi." Chen Meijia pointed excitedly.

Everyone, including the drivers in the traffic jam, turned on their phones to send text messages at the same time. At this time, Yang Yu, who was under the overpass, also sent a text message and watched Zeng Xiaoxian's show on his own mobile phone.

When the show started, Yang Yu's mouth twitched. Why was it that Zeng Xiaoxian could wear such a well-fitting suit, which was obviously the right size, so shabby? And he still didn't give up his weird entrance action.

"Hello everyone, I am Ruyu. Welcome to Ruyu's Appointment. Welcome to our guest today. Let's give a round of applause to welcome Teacher Zeng to our show." Ruyu said, applauding.

"I am a good man, I am Zeng Xiaoxian." After dancing around, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled obscenely and complacently.

The audience below had no intention of cooperating and were whispering to each other, but Zeng Xiaoxian didn't take this seriously.

Yang Yu noticed that Ruyu's fists were clenched tightly.

"Actually, I have always liked your opening. The old man is me, I am..." Ruyu introduced awkwardly.

"No, no, no." Zeng Xiaoxian interrupted hurriedly: "He is a good man."

"That's about it, actually. Let's get back to the point. Today we have the famous radio host Zeng Xiaoxian on our show."

The audience applauded, and Ruyu and Zeng Xiaoxian sat at the two ends of the sofa respectively.

"Excuse me, were you ever beaten as a child?" Ruyu asked preemptively.

"No?" Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it and still felt puzzled.

"Really? I don't believe it." Ruyu shook her head.

It got hard again, this time it was Zeng Xiaoxian’s fist.

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"Welcome to continue watching Ru Yu You Yue at the same time next week. See you there." Ru Yu said the final words.

"Thank you, let's work together again next time." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled embarrassedly.

"Of course, it's my pleasure." Ruyu answered with a very standard smile.

After Zeng Xiaoxian passed away, Ruyu collapsed directly on the sofa. She was devastated by the repeated mental and physical torture from Zeng Xiaoxian.

And that fatal joke, this is a live broadcast, the show is over.

"Next time it's either him or me." Ruyu collapsed.

Although Rose's sky curtain was very attractive, Zeng Xiaoxian's dissuasion effect was very effective. Even the people in the apartment fell asleep in the car at this time, and many drivers simply fell asleep on the spot. From a distance, it looked like corpses everywhere.

But no matter what, this traffic jam battle ended successfully, at least Zeng Xiaoxian was very happy.

Of course, there was one person who was even happier, and that was Zhang Wei. He won an Audi and was so excited that he actually broke his phone.

So there was one more sad person in the city.

However, Yang Yu, who was annoyed to the point of collapse, fixed Zhang Wei's phone, so he went to collect the prize happily. As a result, there were too many winners this time, and the Audi became a five-dollar coupon for buying an Audi.

However, Zhang Wei still solemnly preserved it and hoped that one day it would see the light of day again.

One day, Yang Yu collapsed on the sofa in a daze. Guan Gu Shenqi happened to come back and saw Yang Yu. He walked up to him and asked, "Yang Yu, I have a question for you."

"Go ahead and ask." Yang Yu finally perked up.

"What does it mean if a girl from a flower-growing family says it's okay, it depends on you?" Guan Gu Shenqi asked.

"That's simple. She doesn't know what she wants, but she knows what she doesn't want, and you must answer her what she wants." Yang Yu concluded.

"But she doesn't even know what she wants, so how can I know what she wants?" Guan Gu Shenqi was puzzled.

"Because she doesn't know what she wants, but she knows what she doesn't want, so you must know what she wants, otherwise you don't need to know anything." Yang Yu explained.

"Yang Yujun, are you saying a tongue twister?" Guan Gu Shenqi didn't understand at all, his mind was full of desire and knowledge.

"To sum it up, it requires you to guess what the girl is thinking." Yang Yu gave the answer.

"But I can't read minds, so how can I know what a girl is thinking?" Guan Gu Shenqi was helpless.

"There's nothing we can do about it. Girls are romantic creatures. Of course they hope their partner is omniscient and omnipotent." Yang Yu shrugged.

"Love is so profound." Guan Gu Shenqi left talking to himself.

So Yang Yu simply continued to lie on the sofa and stare blankly.

Elsewhere, in 3601, Rose was watching Zeng Xiaoxian perform a monkey act. Lu Zhanbo suddenly came over and said, "Sister, can you understand this feeling? There's someone who's a lot like you, but is just a little bit ahead of you in every way."

"Yes." Rose replied: "Ruotong and Tianxian."

"I feel the same way." Zeng Xiaoxian said shamelessly and narcissistically: "Shirotake and Daniel."

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and asked, "Who are you talking about?"

"Do you know my colleague Zhao Wuliang?" Lu Zhanbo asked.

"Is he the black man whose glasses are thick enough to be bulletproof and who is allergic to sunlight?" Hu Yifei asked curiously.

"No, you don't know him." Lu Zhanbo described him as "a fat guy who looks a lot like Lu Yi. He's always competing with me."

"It's a good thing to have competitors." Hu Yifei didn't care.

"He's almost suffocating me. He boasted to me yesterday that he will soon be awarded the Most Outstanding Contribution Award of the Year, and CEOs around the world will present him with the award." Lu Zhanbo complained.

"There is such an award? Then why didn't I receive any notification? Since I didn't receive any notification, it means it's just a second- or third-rate award." Rose didn't care.

"What is the prize?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously.

"A banner and a warm hug." Lu Zhanbo said with a very jealous tone.

Hu Yifei laughed when she heard this: "I don't have any banners, but I can give you as many warm hugs as I want."

Hu Yifei stepped forward and was about to give Lu Zhanbo a warm hug, but Lu Zhanbo reluctantly dodged and said, "That's not important. The key point is that tomorrow is Zhao Wuliang's birthday."