Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

Seeing that Qi Fu fell into silence, Yae Shinko covered his mouth and smiled again.

"Okay, I'm done teasing you. Just like your childhood sweetheart said, I'm a serious person. If I really have any problems, I'd rather bear them alone."

"Let's go, Master Qi Fu, do you think that just because you have that ability, you don't have to report it to Inazuma? Even if we didn't say that today?"

Qi Fu: “…………”

Seeing that Qi Fu was silent again, Yae Shen Zi spoke again.

"Would you like to just come on me and take off my underwear so that I can send you to jail smoothly?"

Hearing what Yae Shenzi said, Qi Fu rolled his eyes suddenly: "Who would do that!"

"Aren't you going to take me to report? Let's go!"

Qi Fu took the initiative to walk ahead, and Yae Shenzi covered his mouth and smiled: "You are quite proactive, but you walk too slowly. Let me take you for a walk."

As soon as the Eightfold Son of God finished speaking, Qi Fu felt a bolt of lightning enveloping him, his whole body became numb, and then he flew into the sky.

This is how the first flying experience in the history of the Genshin Impact world happened!

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In the group:

Ying: So you were taken away by Yae Kamiko and reported to the Inazuma officials?

Qi Fu: That’s right, if it weren’t for the Eightfold Divine Son, I would have definitely taken down the Scattered Soldier’s Dog Head tonight.

Qi Fu: So, @scattered soldiers, tomorrow morning to noon, we will meet at Mingzhui Beach. Whoever doesn’t come is a dog.

However, the stragglers in the group did not respond at all, and I wonder if they were not online.

Ying: I agree. Don’t worry about the stragglers. First tell me why my strength hasn’t recovered?

Qi Fu: How would I know that? Why don’t you try to travel through all seven countries?

Ying: You said nonsense to me!

Qi Fu: Anyway, if you ask me, I don’t know.

He hasn't played the original game to the end, so how would he know what Ying's power is?

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Qi Fu: By the way, this damn system should have added everyone in the continent of Teyvat into the group. Why don’t you look for your brother in the group? Maybe he is there.

Ying: Two days ago, I looked through all the names in our group dozens of times. Not to mention the name "Kong", I didn't even see anyone with a name like his. I suspect he was pulled into another group.

Qi Fu: If you are in other groups, then there is nothing we can do. The current system does not allow cross-group communication.

After Qi Fu sent this message, he also looked at the long list of unfamiliar names in the group. In fact, he had not found Kong's name before, and there was not even a nickname like Prince of the Abyss.

Maybe it is just as Ying said, in other groups, after all, wasn’t he also in the group of passers-by at the beginning?

At this moment, he suddenly thought of a possibility. If Kong was in other groups and also saw the secondary creation video, would he come to him just because of the relationship created by the secondary creation video?

This is possible. After all, Ying in the second video fell in love with him. Although he is not sure whether Kong Leng is cold or not, he definitely has something to do in Teyvat.

Therefore, you should be more careful in the future, lest you get attacked by the people of the Abyss Cult without knowing the reason.

Just like that, Qi Fu, who lived in the official Inazuma unit (Kujo Jinya), stayed in the group for a while and then prepared to go to bed.

But just as he was about to go to sleep, he saw a figure swaying outside the tent.

Nine-striped Sara!

Qi Fu's mouth twitched. If she was not mistaken, when Kujo Sara, the Tengu who was a die-hard fan of Lei movies, was brought in by Yae Shinko to report, she definitely had the idea of ​​arresting him in her eyes.

Her purpose in capturing him was not because he had the ability to suddenly awaken, but because he was Xinhai's childhood sweetheart.

What is Xinhai doing now? To the Inazuma officials, they are rebels. Although both sides have temporarily stopped fighting due to system reasons, what will Kujo Sara do if the old lover of a rebel leader comes to the Inazuma official territory?

Oh, what a headache! This guy's name is also in the group, but he hasn't said a word in three days, like a dead ghost.

But speaking of it, Goro hasn't said a word since he accidentally made a mistake on the first day. He is probably still copying military regulations. The two generals Inazuma are quite similar in some ways!

Qi Fu didn't care about Kujo Sara's surveillance and just treated him as his bodyguard who was always by his side. He just lay down and went to sleep peacefully.

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The next day, Qi Futian got up before dawn. Kujo Jinya was a bit far from Mingzhui Beach, and it would take some time to get there, so he walked all the way to Mingzhui Beach under the protection of Kujo Sara, his "personal bodyguard".

Before setting off, he also saw the figure of Yae Shinko, but this fox was a little elusive. In a blink of an eye, he could no longer see her. He didn't know where she was hiding.

Yesterday, he heard Ying say that Kamisato Ayato seemed to have come to see him and disperse the soldiers, but he didn't see any trace of Kamisato Ayato yesterday. He was afraid that this old man was hiding even deeper than Yae Kamiko. Maybe there was his spy among the soldiers walking next to him now.

However, Qi Fu didn't need to care about these things. No matter whether they intended to use him as bait or to follow the clues to do something else, his only goal was to kick the stragglers' heads first.

In this way, Qi Fu arrived at Mingzhui Beach safely, and Kujo Sara and others who "escorted" him gradually disappeared into the darkness.

He himself opened the group chat and prepared to bombard the scattered soldiers first, so that he wouldn't dare to come. Isn't he a foul-mouthed person? Who doesn't know that?

Soon, the quiet group was filled with Qi Fu’s messages flooding the screen.

…………

after an hour

Most people in the group had already woken up, and when they opened the group, they immediately saw Qi Fu cursing San Bing and flooding the screen with messages for an hour.

Comparing the swear words in that hour, it was naturally impossible for everyone to read them one by one, but they all sent the number "6" at the same time.

Ying and Paimeng also got up and saw Qi Fu's swearing for an hour.

"Qi Fu is trying too hard. Look, I can't even say these words. Isn't he afraid of fighting with the scattered soldiers?" Paimeng said, pointing to the message in the group.

"Never mind him. It's impossible for a scattered soldier to fight him in a one-on-one duel. Who would go into such an obvious trap? That guy is deliberately provoking me." Ying rolled her eyes.

"Yes, I am a skirmisher and I won't go, but I still don't understand why Qi Fu is so hostile to skirmishers," Paimeng scratched his head.

"I'll ask him later. Okay, it's time for us to leave from this inn." Ying packed her luggage and walked out immediately.

"It's the Cuifengting Inn, but this inn is really weird. It's actually located in this ghost place. If there weren't a sign on the road, who would walk here?" Paimeng said speechlessly.

After the two finished their complaints, they officially set off for Liyue Harbor. With the distance ahead, they would definitely be able to reach Liyue Harbor within two hours.

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As time passed slowly, Qi Fu waited for more than an hour but still could not see any trace of the scattered soldiers. Ying also saw the figure of Liyue Harbor. It was at this time that the system came out.

"Ding! Last night, this system was very creative and came up with many ideas. So, I'm going to play today's creation, the large-scale TV series "The Birth of an Unscrupulous Reporter."

In the group:

Qi Fu: Oh my god, you dog system, you don’t play by the rules. Aren’t you going to do something big today?

System: Huh, what big thing am I going to do?

Qi Fu: If you don’t go live…

System: Why shouldn't I go live? (Head full of question marks)

Qi Fu: …………

Qi Fu: Are you only showing secondary creation videos today?

System: What else can I do as a secondary creation system if I don't play secondary creation videos? Am I supposed to livestream you squatting in the bushes peeing?

Qi Fu: Oh my god, you are peeping at me!!!

System: No, absolutely not, I just took a quick glance.

Qi Fu: You still say no!

System: If I say no, then no. I’m going to prepare a video call. Bye.

The system disappeared, and Qi Fu, who had just finished peeing, was so angry that he opened his eyes wide. This system was definitely spying on him, and he let the words slip.

However, why did they continue to broadcast the dub video today? Didn't they care about the fake death of Prince Yan in Liyue? Aren't they broadcasting it live?

Weird, very weird!

However, he now has no extra mood to care about the secondary videos in the group. The birth of this unscrupulous reporter has nothing to do with him at first glance, and he has to face the sneak attacks of stragglers at any time and cannot bear to watch secondary videos.

So he closed the group and continued to be vigilant.

Qi Fu ignored the movements in the group, but the group became lively again.

in the group

Ningguang: Sure enough, the video is still being played at this point. Fortunately, I arranged my work in advance, so the ceremony of inviting the immortals in three hours can still be held as scheduled.

Keqing: Ningguang really hit the mark

Paimon: Three more hours? That’s great, Ying, we can catch up!

Ying: I saw it, so please don’t stand on top of me!

Keqing: Then I welcome you two to visit Liyue in advance. Because of the invitation ceremony, I am busy here, so I will receive you two later.

Ying: Thank you, Miss Keqing.

Kaeya: Please, I'd like to go and see the Immortal Ceremony, but unfortunately I'm in Mondstadt and can't make the time. I don't know when I'll have the chance.

Paimeng: That’s easy. I’ll use the group’s camera function to take a photo and send it to you so you can see it too.

Malani: Really? That's great! I never thought I could see major events happening abroad without leaving home.

Kaeya: That’s fine too. Thank you Paimon in advance, hehe!

Paimeng: Humph, no need to thank me, who made me kind-hearted, just like the name of the second creation video just sent by the system, today I will also be a reporter

Amber: Paimon is quite active, but then again, who is today's secondary creation? It's almost time for the system to take revenge on Mr. Qi Fu.

Kaia: Amber, that's hard to say. Look at the quarrel between Qi Fu and the system today. I think the grudge between them is still not settled.

Amber: Well, in that case, Mr. Qifu is really pitiful.

Coral Palace Heart Sea: …………

Just when everyone was preparing gifts and discussing who would be in today's second creation video.

The system has just started playing the video.

After the words "Unscrupulous Reporter" appeared, the first character to appear was Paimon.

Paimon: Oh, why am I the first one to appear?

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Ying: I have a bad feeling!

Qin: …………

Jean: Honor Knight, have you offended the system too? Have you secretly cursed it?

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Ying: I don’t know!!!

Everyone:…………