Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

Less than a second or two after Paimon appeared in the video, a blonde figure appeared in front of her, but this blonde figure was not Ying.

In the group:

Ying: Hey, my brother!!!

Amber: Oh, is this Miss Ying’s brother? He is dressed very much like Ying, and they look somewhat similar. Now I can help Miss Ying to issue a missing person notice.

Ying: Thank you, Amber.

Paimon: Now I recognize him, but why am I with Ying’s brother?

Just when Paimon was confused, Ying's figure appeared in the video again, and she was standing behind Kong.

"Sister, I've told you so many times that it was this pretty boy and this little fly who stole our things. Look, because of their exaggerated reports, we can't even buy our tabloids, and you actually allowed them to come to our store for inspection. Are they here for inspection? They are clearly here to humiliate us," Kong said to Ying, pointing at Paimon's face.

It was not until this time that everyone discovered that there was someone behind Paimon, and that person was Qi Fu.

They also found that Qi Fu's dress was somewhat different from the previous second creation, and seemed to be more localized in Teywat. He even had a camera hanging around his waist, and Paimon also had one around his waist.

"Kong, Ying, we have accepted the task from our boss to inspect your newspaper shop. Once we have completed the inspection and evaluated the price, we will purchase it at a suitable price, so you'd better be polite to us now, otherwise I will re-estimate the price of your newspaper shop." Paimon floated in the air with his hands crossed and a look of pride on his face.

"That's right. My boss is very kind-hearted. He can't bear to see your newsstand's business go to waste, so he plans to buy your shop and use it to sell our newspapers," Qi Fu continued Paimeng's words.

"Are these newspapers of yours still newspapers? They are clearly using some gossip and eye-catching pictures to attract people's attention. Even the content of the reports is not true. How can I sell my store to you?" Kong said angrily while biting Qi Fu Ge Paimon's nose.

"Gossip? Attention-seeking, but the content isn't true? Sora, how many people actually care about the facts in your Teyvat reports? If there really were people there, how could your shop be so empty?"

"You should learn from your sister Ying. You know you are not cut out for selling newspapers, so you should learn to cook instead. You may not know that your sister Ying has already gone to Liyue Wanmin Hall to become Xiangling's apprentice. You know, your sister's cooking is pretty good," Qi Fu sneered.

"Qi Fu, didn't you say you wouldn't tell anyone that I became Xiang Ling's apprentice?" Ying's eyes widened after hearing Qi Fu's last words.

"I didn't tell anyone. Kong is your relative. If he knows about it, does it count as telling anyone?" Qi Fu shrugged.

"Ying, what you said last time about going to Liyue to find news reports is not true?" Kong looked at Ying with disbelief.

"I... I..." Ying was speechless. Looking at Kong's questioning and Qi Fu's sneer, she immediately raised her fist and rushed towards Qi Fu.

"Qi Fu, you bastard! I will never again..."

Qi Fu and Paimon were startled by Ying's sudden attack.

Just when Ying's fist was about to reach Qi Fu and Paimeng, Qi Fu shouted.

"Paimon... why don't you act now?"

As Qi Fu shouted, Paimeng finally reacted.

"Time stops!"

In an instant, the video showed a scene of a clock stopping, and then Ying's fist stopped in the air. At the same time, Ying's angry expression and Kong's shocked face were clearly seen by everyone.

The time of the world stopped, but this was not the end. What was equally shocking was that Paimon's originally slender body had become extremely strong. The muscles in his arms looked like he could kill a person with one punch.

"Well, you scared me. I thought I was going to be beaten!" At this time, Qi Fu covered his chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Do you really have to provoke her? I almost got beaten up with you." Muscular Paimon crossed his arms and looked at Qi Fu with an unhappy look on his face.

"You're not much better than me," Qi Fu rolled his eyes.

"At least I didn't provoke this violent girl!" Muscular Paimon snorted.

"Okay, okay, stop talking. We both have responsibilities. I'd better take some pictures to ease my wounded heart." Then everyone saw Qi Fu pick up the camera on his waist and walk to Ying's side.

Then he skillfully used the camera to take a photo under Ying's skirt.

Then he picked up the camera and took a look.

"Tsk, it's still the same set of boxer briefs. Can't she change into something better? Her face is so innocent, why are her underwear so innocent too? Do you know what it means to be pure on the outside and seductive on the inside?" Qi Fu said with a look of disgust.

"That's enough of you, the perverted voyeur. You're committing a crime. Aren't you afraid that I'll tell other people?" Although Muscle Party Menghua was accusing Qi Fu, she did not stop his criminal behavior.

"When it comes to criminality, you're not much different from me. You've experienced countless time stops since I was born. The number of thefts and freeloaders you've committed on the continent of Teyvat is almost the same as mine. If we were to be caught, we'd both be criminals of the same level," Qi Fu snorted.

"So, meeting a guy like you who cannot be stopped by my ability is the greatest misfortune of my life," Muscle Paimon snorted.

At this time, several scenes flashed in the video, all of which were scenes of Paimon stopping time to eat and use other people's things for free. At the same time, there was a contrasting scene, which was Qi Fu's experience of being shocked why the world stopped, and then becoming numb, and gradually becoming a perverted peeping criminal.

Until the end, the video was compared and closed, and this scene was the two people discovering each other in time stop, and both showed shocked looks.

"Let's go, be prepared to fall and run away." The contrasting scene ended, and Qi Fu returned to where he originally stood.

Paimeng immediately made preparations when he heard this.

"Time passes..."

As Paimon deactivated his ability, Qi Fu fell to the ground before Ying's fist reached him, and the same thing happened to Paimon. Then they both deliberately made panic expressions and ran away, shouting as they ran.

"Wow, the Teyvat Newspaper is beating people up, the Teyvat Newspaper is beating people up"

Ying wanted to chase after him, but was stopped by Kong.

"Forget it, sister. With that guy's behavior, if you chase him, he will definitely publish it in the newspaper. Then you won't be able to explain yourself even if you have several mouths."

Ying listened to what Kong said, looked at Qi Fu and Paimeng who had already run away, and finally could only stomp her feet in anger.

The second video ends here.

In the group:

Amber: Time... time stops

Cole: Two super criminals

Katsina: I’m scared...

Tartaglia: This secondary creation is a bit beyond my understanding.

Kaia: It doesn't feel... funny!

Tinari: It’s because there are no more creators.

Keqing: @Paimeng, Paimeng, do you actually have such a terrifying ability?

Paimon: …………

Paimon: I...I don't know!

Xiangling: Okay, that’s very familiar. Miss Ying also said it just now!

Ying: @Qi Fu, Qi Fu you bastard come out here, what do you mean it’s still the same set of boxer briefs, those are called safety pants to prevent exposure, and what do you mean by pure on the outside and seductive on the inside, what do you take me for?

Kaeya: Phew, even though the video isn't very funny, the reaction of our Honor Knight is quite funny.

Xingqiu: Kaeya, aren’t you afraid of being beaten?

Diluk: I'm looking forward to seeing him get beaten

Zhongli: I really care, why does the system insist on ruining Qi Fu's reputation?

Ningguang: Mr. Zhongli, isn’t it because Qi Fu offended the system?

Zhongli: I don’t think it’s that simple!

(I have a cold and feel unwell, so I will update less words these two days. Let me take a break.)