Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen only felt a flash before his eyes, and when he opened his eyes again, he was already in a magnificent golden world.

The towering stone pillars are carved with intricate patterns, and the air is filled with an ancient and mysterious atmosphere.

"Is this the... ruins?" Wu Hen rubbed his head, trying to recall the task issued by the system before.

"Host, this is a holy place in Hindu legend. It is said to contain clues to the root of the divine chaos."

The system's voice sounded at the right moment, and added considerately, "Of course, there are also various treasures and dangers."

When Wu Hen heard the word "treasure", his eyes lit up immediately and he was ready to start his "treasure hunt".

However, before he could take a few steps, a slight vibration suddenly came from under his feet.

"What's going on?" Before Wu Hen could react, he saw countless sharp arrows suddenly shot out from the surrounding walls, attacking him densely!

"Oh my god! Are they serious?" Wu Hen screamed and quickly dodged.

Who knows how many years this relic has been abandoned, but these arrows still retain such amazing lethality.

In the narrow space, Wu Hen dodged left and right, looking very embarrassed.

Just as the rain of arrows was about to hit him, he suddenly shouted at the rain of arrows: "Wait! I have something to say! Did you get something wrong?!"

"You guys can't shoot accurately. How can you bear to shoot me when I'm so handsome?"

Wu Hen dodged and shouted at the top of his lungs, not knowing which words triggered the mechanism.

A portion of the rain of arrows actually deviated from their trajectory and flew past his body.

"Oh my god, it really works?" Wu Hen was pleasantly surprised to find that the mechanism in the ruins seemed a bit "humane".

"Ding! The host has been detected triggering a hidden mission - Treasure Hunter. Please find a mysterious crystal in the ruins. Completing the mission will receive a generous reward."

The system's voice sounded at the right time.

"I knew this lousy place wouldn't be a waste of time. Where is the crystal?"

Wu Hen rubbed his hands and turned on the treasure hunting radar mode.

With keen observation and many years of treasure hunting experience,

He soon found a crystal emitting a faint light among a pile of gold, silver and jewelry.

"That's it!"

Wu Hen grabbed the crystal, and suddenly a powerful energy surged into his body.

The system prompt sounded: "Congratulations to the host for completing the task and obtaining the skill - Invincible Golden Bell Cover (duration 3 seconds)."

"Invincible Golden Bell Cover? Sounds very powerful!"

Wu Hen clenched his fists excitedly, but before he could test the power of his new skill, a strange noise suddenly came from behind him...

"Oh my god, what the hell?!" Wu Hen turned around suddenly and saw a group of strange little monsters swarming towards him.

These monsters were completely black and emitted a disgusting smell. It was obvious that they were not good people.

"Want to steal my crystal? No way!" Wu Hen sneered and decisively activated his "Invincible Golden Bell Cover".

There was a flash of golden light, and Wu Hen was instantly covered by a golden light shield. The attacks of those little monsters fell on it, but there was no effect at all!

"Hahaha, it feels so good to be invincible!"

Wu Hen shouted excitedly, picked up a bone stick he had picked up from somewhere, and started beating up those little monsters.

"Take my stick! I'll let you taste how powerful your brother Hen is!"

"Who else?! That's it? That's it?!"

The little monsters were beaten so badly that they ran away in fear, pissing and shitting.

Vishnu on the side was stunned. This kid really has something...

"Rama, let's go too!" Vishnu drew his sword and joined the battle.

However, Rama suddenly squatted down in pain, holding his head.

"what happened to you?"

"I'm fine...it's just that the family curse has struck again..." Rama gritted his teeth and struggled to get up from the ground, with a trace of struggle in his eyes.

"Don't worry, I'm here to protect you!"

Wu Hen and Vishnu joined forces and quickly wiped out the group of little monsters.

At this moment, a loud noise suddenly came from the depths of the ruins, and a powerful energy wave came out from inside...

"Oh no, something's coming out!"

Wu Hen's face changed, and before he could react, a dazzling light shot up from the depths of the ruins, illuminating the entire night sky...

"what is that?!"

The light dissipated, and only a glittering golden... frying pan was seen floating in the center of the ruins?

"Is this thing a sacred object?"

Wu Hen was stunned. "Are Indian gods such a must-have in every household?"

Vishnu was obviously also shocked by this unique holy object and was speechless for a long time.

Rama, on the other hand, stared at the pan for a long time before his eyes suddenly lit up: "Could this be... the legendary artifact, the 'Curry Stick'?!"

"Curry stick? What a ridiculous name..." Wu Hen's mouth twitched. This name didn't sound right no matter how he listened to it...

Just then, a heavy sound of footsteps was heard, and a tall man with an elephant head walked in.

When he saw the frying pan, his eyes lit up and he shouted excitedly, "Holy relic! This is my sacred relic!"

"Who are you?" Wu Hen looked up and down at the god with an elephant head and a human body who suddenly appeared.

"I am Ganesha, the God of Wisdom."

Ganesha bowed respectfully toward the frying pan. "This sacred object is crucial to the stability of our Indian divine realm. Please be sure to entrust it to me for safekeeping!"

"I'll leave it to you for safekeeping?" Wu Hen touched his chin. This Ganesha looked quite honest, but who knew what he was up to?

"Don't worry, we won't give this holy object to anyone."

Wu Hen patted Ganesha's shoulder and said earnestly, "However, how can we let you shoulder the responsibility of protecting the holy relics alone? We have decided to help you protect the holy relics together!"

Ganesha: “???”

"Without further delay, we should gather the other gods and discuss how to deal with the upcoming crisis!"

Wu Hen waved his hand and pulled Ganesha, who hadn't reacted yet, out, leaving Rama and Vishnu staring at each other in bewilderment...