Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"What the hell! What the hell is this place!" As soon as Wu Hen stepped into the training ground, he was shocked by the strange scene in front of him.

All kinds of strange energy fluctuations were running around in the air, just like entering the Spider Cave, and there was a strange smell in the air.

The smell was like a mixture of pickled cabbage and stinky tofu, and it was so pungent that he almost died on the spot.

"You're finally here!" Heitian's annoying voice came from all directions, echoing throughout the entire practice area, making Wu Hen's head buzz.

The next second, a mass of dark figures came from all directions, all of them were ascetics and monsters who were fooled by Heitian.

They rushed towards Wu Hen and the others, roaring as if they had been injected with chicken blood.

"Damn, it looks like they're going to have a group fight!" Wu Hen complained while quickly calling on Rama and Vishnu to fight.

The battle instantly became intense, with all kinds of magic weapons and supernatural powers flying in the sky. It was even more lively than the fireworks during the New Year.

Wu Hen relied on his thick skin and various tricks to barely hold on.

But Rama and Vishnu were having a hard time, after all, two fists cannot beat four hands.

A good tiger cannot stand up to a pack of wolves, and in a short while, both of them were injured.

"Hahaha, you guys are so ugly, you think you can stop me?"

Heitian hid behind the crowd, looked at the miserable appearance of Wu Hen and the others, and laughed triumphantly.

"Laugh at your sister!"

Wu Hen dodged the attacks while observing the surrounding situation.

Suddenly, he seemed to have discovered something, and a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. "Heitian, do you think you have won?"

"Oh? Do you have any last words?" Heitian asked disdainfully.

"Last words? No, no, no, I just want to tell you..."

Wu Hen paused deliberately, then leaned close to Heitian's ear and said in a low voice, "Actually..."

"Actually... your crotch is open!" Wu Hen's voice was like thunder out of the blue, exploding on the silent battlefield.

Heitian was stunned at first, then flew into a rage, "You despicable villain! How dare you..."

However, before he could finish, the ascetics and gods and monsters around him had already started whispering, and the looks they gave Heitian became strange.

"Hey, have you heard? Lord Krishna seems to have been... that..."

"Really? No wonder he's been so grumpy lately, it turns out it's... hehehe..."

"Shh, keep your voice down, you're done for if you're heard..."

Heitian listened to the discussions around him, his face turned pale and blue, and he was shaking with anger.

"Shut up! You idiots! You've all been fooled by him!" Heitian roared at the top of his lungs, but no one listened to him anymore.

At this moment, Wu Hen heard the annoying voice of the system in his mind: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully triggering the hidden mission: Uncover the true face of Heitian! Reward: Super Artifact: Purifying Orb!"

"Purifying Pearl? What is that?"

Before Wu Hen could react, he felt a gem emitting colorful light in his hand.

A powerful force surged out from the orb and instantly spread throughout his body.

“This feels…good!”

Wu Hen couldn't help but groan, then looked at Hei Tian with a wicked smile, "Old Hei, it seems that even God won't help you!"

After saying this, Wu Hen, holding the Purifying Pearl, walked towards Heitian step by step...

Seeing the situation reversed, Heitian became furious and roared fiercely with a ferocious look on his face: "Wu Hen, I will fight you to the death!"

He quickly formed seals with his hands, and the black energy in his body surged wildly, and finally turned into a huge black beam of light, carrying a destructive aura, and shot towards Wu Hen!

This momentum is enough to blow Wu Hen into pieces!

In the blink of an eye, Shiva, who was controlled by the dark power, roared and rushed towards Wu Hen and the others. His speed was even faster than Bolt's 100-meter sprint!

"Fuck! This is a life-threatening situation!" Wu Hen complained, but his hands were not idle either. He directly took out the treasure he had just obtained - the Purifying Pearl.

The jewel shone brightly and turned into a colorful light curtain, protecting Wu Hen, Rama, Vishnu and Ganesha firmly inside.

"boom!"

The black beam of light slammed heavily onto the colorful light curtain, causing a deafening roar, and the entire training ground seemed to be shaking violently!

"Come again!"

Wu Hen roared, controlling the World Purification Orb to neutralize all of Heitian's attacks.

At the same time, he turned his head to look at Shiva who was rushing towards him, with a sly smile on his face, "Old Shiva, don't get excited, I'll help you sober up!"

After saying that, Wu Hen held the Purifying Pearl in his hand and rushed towards Shiva. The colorful light emitted by the pearl seemed to have some kind of magical power, enveloping Shiva...

"what……"

Shiva roared in pain, and his bloodshot eyes gradually regained some clarity...

"Master, hold on! It will be soon..."

Before Wu Hen finished speaking, his expression suddenly changed and he exclaimed, "Not good!"

Suddenly, a more powerful dark force descended from the sky.

It instantly enveloped Shiva, and Shiva's eyes turned blood red again, and he let out a beast-like roar.

"Oh my god! There's help?" Wu Hen exclaimed. This sudden change caught everyone off guard.

Heitian burst into laughter upon seeing this: "Hahaha, Wu Hen, do you think you've won? You're too naive! How can you ruin my plan so easily?"

"Tsk, you're still stubborn even when you're about to die!"

Although Wu Hen said this, he was secretly complaining in his heart, what is this? Why does it come with unlimited refills?

At this moment, a huge crack suddenly appeared in the sky.

A huge black figure slowly emerged from the gap. Even Wu Hen felt a palpitation at the terrifying pressure.

"Oh my god! What the hell is this? The boss has an upgraded version?!" Wu Hen couldn't help but swear.

Heitian laughed wildly towards the sky: "Hahaha, tremble, mortals! This is the fear from the abyss, an existence that you cannot defeat!"

"Abyss? Such a big deal?" Wu Hen swallowed his saliva. It seemed that he had really gotten into trouble this time.

"Hahaha, it's too late to regret now! Prepare to face your doomsday!"

Heitian laughed triumphantly, as if he had seen the dawn of victory.

However, at this moment, a cold voice suddenly rang in Wu Hen's mind: "The host has been detected to be under a fatal threat, and the emergency plan has been activated..."

Before Wu Hen could react, the Purifying Pearl in his hand suddenly burst into a dazzling light, enveloping him completely...

"I'll go! What's going on?!"

"Boss, boss, wake up!"

Wu Hen opened his eyes drowsily and saw Rama, Vishnu and Ganesha looking at him with concern.

"Where... am I?" Wu Hen looked confused. He remembered that he seemed to be surrounded by a white light, and then he knew nothing.

"Boss, you finally woke up! You have been in a coma for three days!" Rama said excitedly.

"Three days?"

Wu Hen was stunned for a moment, then suddenly sat up and exclaimed, "Where's Heitian? Where's the Abyss Boss?"

"You killed them all!" Ganesha said honestly.

"I did it?" Wu Hen had an expression of disbelief on his face. How could he not remember doing these things?

"Yes, Boss, you were truly amazing back then! You killed the Abyss Boss in one blow, and you even shattered Krishna's soul. The chaos in India was completely quelled!"

Rama described the scene vividly as if he had seen it with his own eyes.

"real or fake?"

Wu Hen still couldn't believe it. He clearly felt that he was going to be defeated, so how could he suddenly turn defeat into victory?

"Of course it's true, boss, when have we ever lied to you?" Vishnu also said with a smile.

Wu Hen looked down at his hands, then looked at the familiar surroundings, and only then was he certain that he had really returned to the real world.

"It seems that this time it's really over." Wu Hen breathed a long sigh of relief, his heart filled with emotion.

"Yes, it's finally over." Rama, Vishnu and Ganesha also nodded in agreement.

However, at this moment, a cold voice suddenly sounded in Wu Hen's mind: "The host has completed the Indian God Chaos mission and is about to start the next mission..."

"Wait, next mission?" Before Wu Hen could even complain, he felt his vision go dark and he lost consciousness again...