Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The Ganges River sparkled in the setting sun, but it could not cover up the strange atmosphere in the air.

Wu Hen took a deep breath and felt a chill rushing to his forehead. This feeling was even more sour and refreshing than eating snail noodles dipped in Lao Gan Ma!

"This atmosphere is definitely going to cause trouble!" Wu Hen muttered softly, looking around.

Suddenly, a gust of cold wind blew, and the surrounding trees began to shake like crazy demons.

The leaves rustled, as if whispering some horrible spell.

"Shit, what's going on?" Wu Hen's heart skipped a beat. This familiar feeling told him that another blind guy was coming to get himself killed.

As expected, a group of dark shadows slowly emerged from all directions, gradually revealing their true faces—zombies with rotten bodies and emitting a foul smell!

No, if you look closely, although these guys are also hideous,

But it has more spirituality than zombies, and its eyeballs are rolling around, obviously a creature controlled by some dark force.

"That's it? You still want to scare your brother Hen? Why don't you ask? Brother Hen was in a haunted house back then..."

Before Wu Hen could finish his words, a monster with three eyes pounced on him, and its fishy breath almost killed him.

"Oh my god, a sneak attack? That's too much!" Wu Hen dodged in a panic while observing the situation around him.

There are many creatures controlled by dark forces, and they are of many kinds.

There are strange birds with wings, giant wild boars covered in thorns, and even...

A snake with nine heads?

"These days, if you don't have some unique characteristics, you'd be embarrassed to hang out, right?"

While Wu Hen was complaining, he flexibly moved among these monsters, and from time to time he would give them a "Millennium Kill" or "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms", making them scream.

However, although these monsters are not strong, they are numerous.

Moreover, they were fearless and rushed towards Wu Hen one after another, making him overwhelmed.

"No, this isn't going to work. We have to find a way to break out!"

Wu Hen dodged the attacks while racking his brains for a countermeasure.

At this moment, he suddenly felt a powerful dark force approaching rapidly.

It was more powerful than all the dark forces he had encountered before, and even made him sense a hint of danger.

"Oh no, this time it's real!" Wu Hen's face changed and he quickly concentrated his mind to prepare for the upcoming challenge.

However, when a huge dark creature pounced on him, Wu Hen did not dodge, but instead a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth...

When a huge dark creature, with a disgusting stench, opened its bloody mouth and pounced towards Wu Hen, he did not dodge in panic as expected.

Instead, he raised his lips to a strange smile that said "You've been fooled!" and rushed towards it at lightning speed!

Just when the giant thought he was about to succeed,

Wu Hen suddenly slipped between its two extremely thick thighs like a loach!

With a loud "bang", the clumsy dark creature crashed headfirst into the huge rock next to it.

I suddenly felt dizzy and saw stars, and couldn't get up for a long time.

"That's it? You still want to sneak attack your brother Hen? Brother Hen is a master at playing hide-and-seek!" Wu Hen clapped his hands and said with disdain.

At this moment, the system prompt sounded: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden mission - 'Ganges Treasure Hunt'! Please find a special mark on the banks of the Ganges within ten minutes. The reward is generous, don't miss it!"

"Oh my god, you failed at the crucial moment? Do you have any sense of time?"

While Wu Hen was complaining, he opened the system map and began to look for the so-called "special mark".

Time passed minute by minute, Wu Hen jumped up and down by the river, running around like a headless fly, sweating profusely in anxiety.

"Nine minutes! Only one minute left! System, if you don't come out, I will..."

Before Wu Hen finished speaking, he suddenly discovered that there seemed to be some strange patterns carved on a stone by the river.

He hurried over to take a closer look, and his eyes suddenly lit up. Isn't this the "special mark" displayed on the system map?

"Hahaha, found it!" Wu Hen shouted excitedly and reached out to press on the pattern.

Suddenly, a strange power surged into his body, making him feel that his perception had been greatly enhanced.

"Congratulations to the host for completing the mission and receiving the reward—'Eye of Delusion'! This skill can see through all disguises of dark forces and lasts for ten minutes!"

The system's voice sounded again.

"The Eye of Delusion? That name sounds very powerful!"

Wu Hen rubbed his hands excitedly, immediately activated his newly acquired skills, and looked around.

As expected, under the blessing of the "Eye of Delusion Breaking", those seemingly ordinary scenes suddenly became extraordinary...

He saw that behind those creatures controlled by the dark forces,

There were also some more hidden figures, emitting an evil aura, staring at him hungrily.

"Heitian, you are here!" Wu Hen sneered, and a cold light flashed in his eyes...

"You black-hearted bastard, what's the point of hiding in the dark and shooting arrows? Come out and fight me in a one-on-one duel if you're brave enough!"

Wu Hen put his hands on his hips, pointed in the direction of Heitian, and challenged him arrogantly.

Heitian was hidden in the shadows, and his expression could not be seen clearly, but from his cold voice,

You can hear his anger at the moment: "Wu Hen, don't be complacent! Today, you will definitely pay the price for what you did!"

"Tsk, are you relying on these idiots like you? I advise you to save your energy! Brother Hen, I'm in a good mood today and don't want to start a massacre. If you know what's good for you, get out of here!"

Wu Hen curled his lips in disdain, with an expression that said, "What can you do to me?"

"Hmph! If you don't accept my toast, you'll have to pay the price!" Heitian roared, commanding more dark creatures to rush towards Wu Hen.

"Come on! Let me show you what true strength is!"

Wu Hen shouted loudly and opened the "Eye of Truth", taking in the surrounding situation.

The "Eye of Delusion Breaking" is indeed a treasure produced by the system. With its blessing,

Wu Hen clearly saw Heitian's figure hidden behind the dark creature, and the evil aura emanating from him.

More importantly, he also discovered a shocking secret - Hei Tian's power is not invincible.

There seems to be a fatal weakness hidden somewhere in his body!

"Hahaha, so you have weaknesses too!"

Wu Hen was secretly happy, but remained calm on the surface. He continued to deal with those dark creatures, looking for the best time to attack.

At this moment, he saw Rama and Vishnu also trapped by Krishna's dark power and struggling.

"Brother Rama, Brother Vishnu, don't be afraid, I'm here to help you!"

Wu Hen shouted, attracting Heitian's attention.

"It's now!"

Wu Hen seized this opportunity and rushed towards the direction of Heitian's weakness with lightning speed!

"Not good!" Heitian obviously realized the danger and wanted to dodge, but it was too late.

"Brother Rama, Brother Vishnu, now is the time to attack his weak spot!"

Wu Hen shouted loudly and released his strongest power at the same time, hitting Heitian's weakness hard!

Rama and Vishnu also seized this golden opportunity.

Launch attacks at the same time, concentrating all strength on Heitian’s weakness!

"boom!"

After a loud bang, Heitian let out a scream, his body trembled violently, and the dark power around him also dissipated.

"How is it possible...my power..." Heitian looked at his body in disbelief, his eyes filled with fear and despair.

"Hmph, good cannot prevail over evil! Heitian, your doom has come!" Wu Hen snorted coldly and approached Heitian step by step.

Seeing this, Heitian knew that his situation was hopeless and turned around to escape.

"Want to run? Not that easy!" There was no way Wu Hen would let him escape so easily, so he immediately chased after him.

However, at this moment, Wu Hen suddenly felt his feet go empty and he fell into a mysterious cave...

"Where is this place?" Wu Hen got up from the ground, dusted himself off, and looked around in the dim light.

The walls of the cave were covered with densely packed ancient runes, emitting a mysterious and powerful power...

Wu Hen got up from the ground, rubbed his butt, and looked confused: "What's going on? Are you playing free fall?"

Looking around, the cave was pitch black, and you couldn't see your hand in front of you. Only the ancient runes on the wall were glowing, as if telling some unknown secret.

"Oh my god, this scene, why does it feel like déjà vu from Tomb Raiders?"

Wu Hen couldn't help but complain, took out his cell phone, turned on the flashlight function, and began to observe these runes carefully.

"Eye of Delusion, open!"

Under the blessing of the "Eye of Delusion Breaking", the runes seemed to come alive.

One by one, they twisted and changed, eventually forming a series of strange pictures, like some kind of ancient ritual, or some kind of mysterious prophecy.

As Wu Hen read, he tried hard to recall all the strange knowledge he had accumulated while surfing the Internet, trying to decipher the meaning of these runes.

"Wait, this pattern... this posture... why does it feel so familiar?"

Wu Hen's eyes suddenly widened, and he pointed at one of the pictures and exclaimed, "Isn't this the legendary 'Long-Lost Ganges Yoga'?!"

It is said that this yoga technique contains the ultimate truth of heaven and earth. If practiced to the extreme, one can control everything in the world and even change one's destiny!

"Could it be that these runes contain the secrets of 'Ganges Yoga'?"

The more Wu Hen thought about it, the more he felt it was possible. He rubbed his hands excitedly, "If I could learn this magical skill, wouldn't it be..."

At this moment, a low chanting sound suddenly came from the depths of the cave.

It was like a call from ancient times, or some mysterious summons...

Wu Hen's heart trembled, and a strong curiosity drove him to walk towards the direction where the sound came from...

"This sound... seems to come from a more hidden place..."

With the faint light, Wu Hen discovered that there seemed to be a narrow passage deep in the cave.

"Could it be that the real secret is hidden at the end of this passage?"

Wu Hen took a deep breath and entered the passage without hesitation...

The passage was pitch black, and one could not see one's hand in front of one's face. The only sound one could hear was Wu Hen's own breathing and heartbeat.

I don’t know how long I walked, but finally a faint light appeared in front of me.

Wu Hen quickened his pace and came to the light, and was immediately stunned by the scene before him.

I saw a huge underground space appear before my eyes, in the center of the space,

An old man in plain linen clothes was sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed, chanting ancient spells. He exuded a powerful aura from his whole body, making people dare not look directly at him.

"This... this old senior is..."

Wu Hen's heart was filled with awe. He knew that he had accidentally entered a sacred place and met an unfathomable figure.

"Young man, you are finally here..."

The old man slowly opened his eyes, his gaze deep, as if he could see through people's hearts, "I have been waiting for you for a long time..."