Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen and Ganesha walked into the depths of the temple despite the inquiring, suspicious, and even hostile gazes of the surrounding gods.

Although it is called a temple, it is actually more like a huge open-air square. The starry sky above is covered by a layer of radiant energy shield, which looks dreamy and mysterious.

"Brother Elephant Head, are all your Indian gods' meetings so... simple?" Wu Hen leaned close to Ganesha's ear and asked in a low voice.

Ganesha looked at him helplessly and explained, "This is to facilitate the various gods to display their divine power. After all, the relationship between some gods is, well... more subtle."

Wu Hen understood immediately. They were afraid that a fight would break out in the middle of the meeting and the venue would be demolished!

With their arrival, the gods who were originally whispering gradually quieted down.

All eyes turned to the frying pan in their hands - no, it was a holy object!

"Quiet! Quiet!"

Ganesha cleared his throat, and his resonant voice echoed throughout the square, "This is from..."

"Just call me Lei Feng."

Without waiting for Ganesha to finish his introduction, Wu Hen jumped out and waved to the gods with a smile. He looked so familiar, as if he was the master here.

The gods looked at each other in bewilderment. Who was this guy? Why did he seem unreliable?

"Ahem, Mr. Lei Feng..." Ganesha felt his blood pressure was a little high. This kid, why doesn't he play by the rules?

"No need to explain, I know what you are thinking."

Wu Hen had an expression that said "I understand you guys".

"Do you think I'm too handsome and out of place with you guys?"

Gods: "..."

Is this kid a fool?

"Okay, let's get down to business."

A goddess exuding a fierce aura stood out.

He stared at Wu Hen sharply, "Who are you? Why are you interfering in the affairs of our Indian Divine Realm?"

"Why should we trust you?"

Another god with three heads and six arms echoed, "This sacred object concerns the safety of our Indian divine realm. How can I give it to someone of unknown origin like you?"

"Unknown origin?"

The smile on Wu Hen's face gradually disappeared, and his eyes became sharp. "I came here to help you solve the chaos of the gods, and this is how you treat your benefactor?"

"Solve the chaos of the gods? Just you?"

A short god laughed sharply, "Don't think I don't know. You just want to take advantage of our misfortune and seize our sacred object!"

"That's right, we will never let you succeed!"

As the atmosphere became tense and a war was about to break out, Wu Hen suddenly smiled.

He slowly raised his hand and made a move that no one expected...

Wu Hen was not angry, but made a face at the god who was making things difficult for him.

He also said in the tone of an elder looking at a younger person: "Oh my, I've told you so many times, you should smile more often. Young people, if you keep a stern face all day long, you will become ugly!"

This series of actions completely confused the surrounding gods.

Is this kid here to make people laugh?

However, some young gods couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Even the usually serious Ganesha's mouth twitched slightly.

"Ding! The host has been detected in a large Shura field. An urgent task is now being issued: within ten minutes, the host must gain the approval of at least half of the gods present. Success will reward the 'Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils' skill. Failure will result in..."

"Then what?"

"The host will have all his comedy skills deducted and will be forced to watch family ethics dramas for a month!"

"Stop, stop, stop! Can't I do it?"

Wu Hen quickly interrupted the system's chatter and began to seriously think about countermeasures.

Isn't it just about gaining recognition?

no big deal!

He is a man who has the certificate of "Level 10 of Awkward Chat"!

Wu Hen cleared his throat and began to vividly describe his experience of calming down the chaos in the mind.

Of course, in order to achieve the best effect, he also added some "artistic processing" appropriately.

For example, he described those ferocious monsters as "a group of non-mainstream people who don't know how to dress up";

The thrilling battle scene was described as "a friendly exchange caused by a misunderstanding";

He even went so far as to describe his final conquest of the holy object as "the holy object took the initiative to recognize him as its master because he was so handsome"...

I have to say that Wu Hen's eloquence is indeed amazing, coupled with his exaggerated body language and expressions,

He told the whole story vividly, causing the surrounding gods to sometimes burst into laughter and sometimes become extremely nervous, completely immersed in it.

Just like that, ten minutes passed quickly.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, mission completed! The reward, the 'Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils' skill, has been issued, please check it!"

Hearing the system's notification tone, Wu Hen's mouth curled up slightly. Done!

He looked around confidently and found that most of the gods looked at him with eyes full of appreciation and admiration.

It seems that his "trickery" is quite effective!

"Well, now I can..."

"Wait a moment!"

A majestic voice interrupted Wu Hen's words, and a tall figure slowly walked out from the depths of the temple.

"Things don't seem to be that simple..." This sudden change instantly brought the originally tense atmosphere to a freezing point.

All the gods held their breath, their eyes fixed on the direction from which the sound came—an old man wearing a golden robe, a feather crown, and exuding a majestic aura.

"Oh my god, this appearance has its own aura!"

Wu Hen couldn't help but complain in his heart, but on the surface he still pretended to be a good boy.

"Great Elder!" Ganesha bowed respectfully, and the other gods also bowed their heads in greeting.

"Ah."

The elder nodded slightly, his eyes swept across the entire room, and finally landed on Wu Hen.

His eyes were so sharp that they seemed to be able to see through people's hearts. "Are you the Lei Feng from another world?"

"It's you, I've been admiring you for a long time!"

Wu Hen smiled and cupped his hands, but he was complaining madly in his heart: This old man is not someone who is easy to deal with at first glance, I will definitely use my ultimate move later!

Sure enough, the Great Elder's next words made Wu Hen's smile freeze on his face.

"I don't care what your purpose is, or what method you used to quell the divine chaos, but this is the Indian divine realm, not a place for you to run wild!"

The elder's voice was loud and majestic. "I advise you to mind your own business and leave immediately, otherwise..."

"Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude, right?"

Wu Hen curled his lips. This old guy really won’t cry until he sees the coffin!

"Hmph! It's good that you know!" The Great Elder snorted coldly, and a powerful pressure instantly enveloped the entire square.

"Hey, who are you trying to scare? Do you think I, Wu Hen, was scared?"

Wu Hen released his aura unwillingly, and suddenly, an invisible shock wave spread out in all directions with the two of them as the center.

The surrounding gods retreated one after another, fearing that they would be dragged into this fight between gods.

"enough!"

Vishnu took a step forward and stood between the two men, "Great Elder, Lei Feng is also here for..."

"Shut up!"

The elder interrupted Vishnu rudely, "It's not your turn to speak here!"

"You..." Vishnu wanted to say something else but was stopped by Rama.

"Calm down, Vishnu."

Rama whispered, "Now is not the time for internal strife."

Vishnu took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and stepped aside.

At this moment, a strange roar suddenly came from outside the square.

Immediately afterwards, a group of monsters emitting black energy broke through the temple's defensive barrier and rushed into the square frantically.

"Oh no! It's those creatures controlled by the remnants of the dark forces!"

Ganesha’s expression changed drastically, “Everyone be careful!”

"Hmph! You've come just in time!" The Great Elder snorted coldly and was about to take action, but Wu Hen got there first.

Wu Hen flashed and instantly appeared among the monsters, with a playful smile on his face: "Everyone, the show has begun!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Hen's figure turned into a series of afterimages, moving freely among the group of monsters.

Every time he attacked, he hit the monster's vital points accurately without any delay.

"This kid's strength..." The Great Elder's pupils shrank slightly, and a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes.

"His fighting style..."

Vishnu and Rama looked at each other and saw the shock in each other's eyes.

"So powerful..." Some young gods couldn't help but exclaim in surprise.

Only Wu Hen himself knew that the reason he could deal with these monsters so easily was entirely because he had predicted their attack methods in advance.

All of this is thanks to his new skill - the Fiery Eyes.

"Hehe, little brats, you're still a little too young to fight with me!" Wu Hen didn't forget to make a few jokes while fighting.

However, at this moment, Wu Hen suddenly felt a powerful aura approaching rapidly from a distance...

"not good……"

Wu Hen's face changed slightly. Before he could react, a black shadow fell from the sky and smashed towards him with the momentum of destroying the world!

"What the hell! What the hell is this?" Wu Hen screamed and narrowly avoided the fatal blow.

The smoke and dust dissipated, and a huge figure slowly appeared in front of everyone.

It was a giant several dozen feet tall, with muscular body, skin of a strange dark purple color, and emitting a disgusting stench.

"This is... Ashura who has been completely corrupted by the power of darkness!"

Ganesha exclaimed, "How could this happen? How did it appear here?"

"Hehehe, you losers want to stop me?"

The Asura roared deafeningly, "Become a slave of darkness!"

"Oh my god, you're so arrogant, aren't you afraid of biting your tongue?" Wu Hen curled his lips, but a serious look flashed in his eyes.

The strength of this Asura has far surpassed those creatures that were controlled before, and it is probably infinitely close to the god level!

"Lei Feng, be careful!"

Vishnu warned, "This Asura has been completely corrupted by the power of darkness and has lost his mind. You must not let him catch you!"

"Don't worry, I know what's going on!"

Wu Hen made an "OK" gesture to him, then took a deep breath, a gleam in his eyes, "It's time to show your real skills!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Hen's figure turned into a flash of lightning and rushed towards Asura in an instant.

The holy object in his hand - the frying pan, also emitted a dazzling light at this time, as if it had turned into an indestructible magic weapon!

"Just you? You don't know your own limitations!"

Asura roared, swung his huge fist, and smashed it towards Wu Hen with the power to destroy the world.

"Come on!" Wu Hen didn't dodge or evade. He swung the frying pan in his hand towards Asura's fist and slammed it down hard.

"clang--"

A deafening sound of metal clashing resounded through the sky, and a visible shock wave centered on the two of them.

It spread out in all directions, shocking the surrounding gods and making them retreat again and again.

"This……"

Everyone was stunned. They could never have imagined that Wu Hen could actually withstand Ashura's attack!

"Hey, that's it?"

Wu Hen shook his numb wrist, a devilish smile curled up at the corner of his mouth, "It seems that it is nothing more than this!"

"you……"

Asura was enraged by Wu Hen's words. It let out a deafening roar and launched a fierce attack on Wu Hen again.

The following battle can be described as "heaven-shattering and earth-shattering."

The figures of Wu Hen and Asura kept interweaving in the air, and every collision would erupt with earth-shaking energy fluctuations.

The surrounding temple buildings were reduced to ruins in this battle.

However, what shocked everyone was that Wu Hen was not at a disadvantage at all!

With his flexible body movements and accurate prediction, he was able to neutralize Ashura's attacks time and time again.

"Who is this kid?" The Great Elder looked at Wu Hen's figure, his eyes full of confusion and fear.

"His fighting style is so strange..."

Vishnu and Rama were also shocked. They had never seen such strange and powerful fighting skills.

"Is this guy...really here to help us?" Some gods began to doubt Wu Hen's motives.

At this moment, Wu Hen seized an opportunity and hit Asura's chest hard with a heavy blow.

"Ow—"

Asura let out a painful howl, and his huge body was blown away by Wu Hen's attack!

"Opportunity!" Wu Hen's eyes flashed, and his figure flashed, and he caught up with Asura in an instant, raising the frying pan in his hand high again.

At this moment, a powerful mental force suddenly burst out from Asura's body, trying to stop Wu Hen's attack.

"Hmph! A little trick!"

Wu Hen snorted coldly, a golden light flashed in his eyes, and he activated the "Fire Eyes and Golden Pupils" skill.

The next moment, some images suddenly appeared in Wu Hen's mind.

That was a fragment of Ashura's memory before he was eroded by the dark power, and...

Some key information about the root cause of the chaos!

"So that's how it is..." A hint of enlightenment flashed in Wu Hen's eyes. He knew that he was one step closer to the truth!

Wu Hen ignored Asura's struggle and dropped the frying pan in his hand without hesitation.

"boom--"

After a loud bang, Asura's huge body finally fell to the ground and turned into flying ashes.

"call--"

Wu Hen let out a long breath, put away the frying pan, turned around and looked at the stunned gods.

A playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Everyone, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting."

"You... who are you?" The Great Elder looked at Wu Hen, his eyes full of vigilance and fear.

"Me? I'm just a... concerned citizen passing by."

Wu Hen shrugged, then turned and walked towards the depths of the temple. "Okay, now that I've dealt with the trivial matters, it's time for me to get down to business."

"Stop! What do you want to do?"

The Great Elder blocked Wu Hen's way and said, "This is the forbidden area of ​​our Indian Divine Realm. You cannot enter!"

"Forbidden area?" Wu Hen raised a playful smile, "Are you sure you want to stop me?"

"I..." The Great Elder looked at Wu Hen and suddenly felt an ominous premonition in his heart.

"I'm going to find him."

Wu Hen's gaze seemed to penetrate through layers of obstacles and saw the darkness deep within the temple. "That guy hiding behind the scenes, controlling everything!"