Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen looked at the legendary Indian hero Rama in front of him. He was wearing shining golden armor and holding a longbow, looking like a god descending from heaven.

But this great god had a constipated expression on his face at this moment, and was hesitant like a shy young wife.

"I can help you,"

Rama's voice was deep and magnetic, but unfortunately it lost its momentum in the next sentence. "But... I am bound by a family curse and can only exert one percent of my strength."

Wu Hen almost spit out a mouthful of water. One percent?

This is like winning the "Another Five Hundred Years" lottery, but only getting five dollars!

He resisted the urge to complain, patted Rama on the shoulder, and consoled him: "It's okay, brother. Even one percent is a contribution. The important thing is to participate!"

But I was complaining in my heart: Brother, your sense of participation is too low!

However, Wu Hen was a man who had seen many storms after all, so he quickly adjusted his mindset and decided to help Rama lift the curse.

After all, the combat power of a complete Rama is no joke.

He took out the "Universal Decoder" awarded by the system,

After scanning Rama, the result showed: "The curse is too ancient and cannot be broken."

Wu Hen did not give up and tried various methods such as "secret recipe passed down from ancestors" and "super talismans", but all ended in vain.

Rama watched Wu Hen jumping up and down, his face full of helplessness, like a canary trapped in a cage.

At the same time, the influence of the divine chaos became more and more serious. There were gusts of cold wind around the temple, and the sounds of ghosts crying and wolves howling were endless.

All kinds of strange monsters jumped out from the shadows, staring at the two of them hungrily.

Rama anxiously gripped the longbow in his hand, but he could only shoot soft arrows that couldn't even kill a mosquito.

"This is not the way to go!"

Rama growled, his face full of self-blame, "I'm such a loser!"

Wu Hen looked at Luo Mo's dejected expression, and suddenly an idea flashed in his mind... "Wait, I seem to..."

Wu Hen slapped his forehead and suddenly remembered the strange task issued by the system before - "Collect the foot dandruff of one hundred chaotic people."

The reward for completing this stupid task is a small talisman called "Seal Sticker", which is said to be able to temporarily seal all negative states, including curses!

He thought it was disgusting and didn't take it seriously at the time, but now it seems that there is always a way out!

Wu Hen took out a crumpled talisman from the system space and stuck it on Rama's forehead without saying a word.

The talisman flashed with golden light, and Rama felt a warm current flowing in his body, and the feeling of restraint disappeared instantly!

He waved his longbow excitedly, a golden light flashed, and a monster hiding in the dark fell to the ground.

"Wuhu! Take off!" Rama shouted, as majestic as a god descending from heaven.

"Come on, brothers, let's go meet that giant worm!"

Wu Hen waved his hand and took the resurrected Rama with full health and headed straight for the temple where Ganesha guarded the sacred relic.

However, before they could get close, they heard deafening roars and the sounds of fierce fighting.

From a distance, one could see that the temple was surrounded by a group of snake-like monsters.

These monsters are huge in size and covered with hard scales. They are the Naga tribe in Indian mythology!

The honest Ganesha was waving the ivory in his hand, struggling to resist the attack of the Naga tribe.

His huge body seemed a little clumsy under the siege of the Naga tribe, but his eyes were full of determination.

"Oh no, Ganesha can't hold on anymore!" Rama's face changed, and he pulled the longbow in his hand to its full extent, with the golden arrow ready to be shot.

"Brother, follow me!"

Wu Hen curled up his lips into a wicked smile and took out a peculiarly shaped weapon - the "Suona brand shock wave launcher".

"Dudududu--" The shrill sound of suona resounded through the sky, and the shock wave swept out, knocking several Nagas away.

Wu Hen and Rama rushed into the battlefield and started a fierce battle with the Naga tribe.

The Naga tribe is extremely cunning and their attacks are like a tide...

"Wait, this snake seems a little different...

Wu Hen narrowed his eyes, staring at one of the particularly large Nagas, muttering to himself.

Wu Hen and Rama rushed into the battlefield, and the sounds of suona, bowstrings, and Naga's roars intertwined together, like a heavy metal rock concert.

The Nagas are not to be trifled with. Like slippery loaches, they slither between the pillars and statues of the temple, attacking from behind from time to time. They are very insidious and cunning.

Although Rama had lifted most of the curse, he had not yet fully recovered. Facing such a cunning enemy, he was somewhat powerless.

"Damn, these guys are more troublesome than those who try to scam people!" He complained while dodging the Naga's attacks.

Wu Hen turned on the "Sherlock Holmes Hen" mode, squinting his eyes to observe the movements of the Naga tribe.

"Wait, I think I found something..." He muttered as he took out a small notebook and started drawing circles and dots on it.

Soon, he found the pattern of the Naga's attacks - they always liked to use the statues in the temple as cover, and their attack angles were relatively fixed.

"Lao Luo, aim for the base of those statues, that's where they hide!"

Upon hearing this, Rama immediately did as he was told.

The golden arrow shot accurately towards the base of the statue with a sound of breaking through the air.

Sure enough, after a few screams, several Nagas were shot and twisted in pain on the ground.

"Awesome! Lao Luo, you are such a sharpshooter!" Wu Hen couldn't help but give Luo Mo a thumbs up.

The Naga offensive was contained and Ganesha's pressure was reduced a lot.

He nodded gratefully to Wu Hen and Rama, and continued to wave his ivory to resist the remaining Nagas.

"Hold on, Fatty, we're coming!" Wu Hen shouted and rushed towards Ganesha.

At this moment, the exceptionally large Naga suddenly moved.

It stuck out its scarlet tongue, let out a deafening roar, and then...

He suddenly opened his mouth wide, revealing densely packed fangs.

"Oh no, it's about to use its ultimate move!" Wu Hen's face changed and he shouted, "Lao Luo, hide quickly!"

However, it was too late.

A dark green poisonous mist spewed out of the giant Naga's mouth, instantly covering the entire temple.

Wu Hen and Luo Mo quickly held their breath, but the poisonous fog still spread rapidly.

"Ahem... this thing is a bit uncomfortable..." Wu Hen covered his nose and felt dizzy.

Through the gradually spreading poisonous fog, he saw the giant Naga swimming towards the holy object guarded by Ganesha...

"That snake... its target is... the holy object!" Wu Hen stumbled in the poisonous fog, feeling as light as if he were stepping on cotton.

After finally stabilizing himself, he saw Ganesha coughing due to the poisonous fog, and his huge body was shaking.

"Fat brother, hold on!" Wu Hen shouted and took out two "lung clearing pills" and stuffed them into Ganesha's nostrils.

"This is a secret recipe passed down from our ancestors that can cure any disease!"

Ganesha sniffed and immediately felt refreshed and his cough stopped.

"Thank you, this...strange warrior." He said in a deep voice, his eyes full of gratitude.

"a piece of cake!"

Wu Hen waved his hand. "I came here to ask, what on earth is this holy object? Why are these worms risking their lives to get it?"

Ganesha pointed to a glittering golden box deep inside the temple. "That is Vishnu's Pajama. It has great power and can quell divine chaos."

"pajamas?!"

Wu Hen was completely bewildered. "This thing can calm the chaos? Could it be the legendary 'Autumn Pants Magic'?"

Ganesha nodded seriously, "Yes, this pajamas contains the energy of Vishnu, which can suppress all evil forces."

"Okay, pajamas are pajamas, let's keep them first!"

As Wu Hen spoke, he took out the "Suona brand shock wave launcher" and bombarded the giant Naga.

"Dududu-du—beep beep beep—" The shrill sound of the suona mixed with the roar of the shock wave caused the giant Naga to suffer unbearable pain.

However, the influence of the poisonous fog grew stronger and stronger, and the golden light on the holy object gradually dimmed.

"Oh no, the dark forces are eroding the holy objects!" Ganesha shouted anxiously.

"Looks like we need to remove the firewood from under the cauldron!" Wu Hen narrowed his eyes. "Fat Brother, where is the source of this dark power?"

Ganesha pointed to a gloomy forest behind the temple, "In the cursed forest..."

"The cursed forest?" Wu Hen touched his chin. "That sounds exciting! Come on, Lao Luo, let's go explore!"

Rama grabbed Wu Hen and said, "Wait! The divine barrier in that forest is very powerful..."