Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Damn it, why is this broken barrier so hard!"

Wu Hen wiped the dust off his face. This was already his eighteenth attempt, but the divine barrier remained motionless. Instead, he himself was beaten black and blue.

The ascetic monks around him who were bewitched by the dark power were buzzing like flies, and would rush up to hit him with a club from time to time.

If he hadn't been smart and dodged quickly, he would have been hit like a pie by Wu Hen.

"System, is there any way to break this barrier? Waiting online, it's urgent!"

Wu Hen asked anxiously while dodging the ascetic monk's attack.

However, the system seemed to have crashed and was unresponsive.

"Damn, it fails at the critical moment. Your system is too unreliable!" Wu Hen couldn't help but complain.

Time passed minute by minute, and Wu Hen's strength was constantly consumed, but he still couldn't find a way to break the barrier.

Looking at the seemingly insurmountable barrier in front of him, Wu Hen felt a deep sense of powerlessness in his heart.

Is it really going to be a failure?

At this moment, the system's voice suddenly rang in Wu Hen's mind: "Ding! The host is detected to be in danger, and an emergency task is now issued..."

"Ding! The host is detected to be in danger. Now issuing an emergency task - 100 squats, 100 push-ups, and 100 sit-ups!"

"Complete the quest and you'll receive the artifact 'Boundary Breaking Hammer', which will help you easily break through all barriers!"

When Wu Hen heard about this bizarre task, he was petrified on the spot.

"No way, Big Brother System, are you sure you're not kidding me? The situation is urgent, and you're still asking me to do radio gymnastics?!"

The system's mechanical voice was devoid of any emotion: "The mission has been issued. Host, please complete it as soon as possible."

Wu Hen wanted to cry but had no tears, but in order to break the barrier, he had no choice but to fight!

He took a deep breath, got into position, and began a unique "radio gymnastics performance."

The ascetic monks around him wanted to continue attacking Wu Hen, but seeing his posture,

They were all stunned and looked at each other as if they were looking at some rare animal.

"Could it be that this kid has been beaten stupid by us?"

"I guess he had a mental breakdown and started talking nonsense."

"Ah, poor kid, so young..."

Wu Henke had no time to pay attention to the discussions of the onlookers. He gritted his teeth and

I forced myself to complete the 100 squats, 100 push-ups, and 100 sit-ups.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the mission. The reward has been issued. Please check it carefully!"

As the system prompt sounded, a peculiarly shaped hammer appeared in Wu Hen's hand.

"Boundary Breaking Hammer? This name..."

The corner of Wu Hen's mouth twitched, but he still gripped the hammer tightly and smashed it hard at the divine power barrier!

"boom!"

With a loud bang, the barrier shattered!

Wu Hen rushed directly into the core battlefield of the Shenluan without any hesitation.

As soon as he entered the battlefield, a powerful wave of divine power rushed towards him.

Wu Hen looked up and saw Shiva standing in the center of the altar, preparing to perform an evil ritual.

"It turns out you're the one causing all this trouble!"

Wu Hen roared angrily and was about to rush forward to stop it, but suddenly he felt a familiar breath coming from behind him.

"Vishnu?!"

Wu Hen turned around in surprise and saw Vishnu standing behind him with an intriguing smile on his face.

"Long time no see, Wu Hen."

Wu Hen looked at the guardian god in Indian mythology who maintained the order of the universe, and his heart was filled with surprise.

But what he was best at was using jokes to cover up the embarrassment. He scratched his head and said with a smile: "Oh, isn't this Lord Vishnu?"

"Long time no see. You look well, your face is radiant. Have you developed any new cosmic maintenance techniques recently?"

Vishnu smiled faintly, not caring about Wu Hen's teasing at all. He said calmly: "Wu Hen, I misunderstood you before."

"I know you have been working hard to stop this chaos."

"Oh my, please don't say that, old man. It's embarrassing for me."

Wu Hen waved his hands in pretended panic, but he secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. It seemed that the previous misunderstanding was resolved.

"Now is not the time to talk about this,"

Vishnu restrained his smile and looked at Shiva on the altar with a serious expression, "We need to work together to stop him, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous."

"No problem. I, Old Wu, am the best at dealing with this kind of villain!" Wu Hen assured, patting his chest, looking eager to try.

The two looked at each other and smiled, saying nothing.

A powerful force surged out from Vishnu and enveloped Wu Hen. Wu Hen suddenly felt that his strength had been greatly enhanced.

"Come on, let us fight side by side!"

Shiva on the altar was furious when he saw Wu Hen and Vishnu joining forces.

He roared, and a destructive force burst out from his body.

"You ants, how dare you hinder my plan? Go to hell!"

Shiva waved his hand, and countless terrifying gods and monsters emerged from behind him, attacking Wu Hen and Vishnu like a tide.

"Come on!" Wu Hen was full of fighting spirit. He punched out with such powerful force that he smashed the monster in the front into pieces.

Vishnu transformed himself into the Thousand-Armed Avalokitesvara, with countless arms wielding various magical weapons to kill the gods and monsters one by one.

For a moment, the entire battlefield was shrouded in violent energy. The two sides fought back and forth, and the sky was dark. The surrounding space was destroyed and shattered.

At this moment, Wu Hen suddenly noticed that there was a black aura surging between Shiva's eyebrows.

"That is……"

Wu Hen's pupils shrank, "Could it be..."

Wu Hen's eyes lit up, and he thought to himself, "Great! I found you!"

He quickly pointed at Shiva's forehead and shouted to Vishnu, "Brother, look at what that is? Is this guy possessed by some evil spirit?"

Vishnu looked in the direction Wu Hen pointed, frowned slightly, and said in a deep voice: "It's the power of darkness! It seems that there is a dark hand behind this chaos!"

"I knew it wasn't that simple!"

Wu Hen rubbed his hands together and said excitedly, "Let me meet the mastermind behind this and see how I can find him out!"

As he said that, Wu Hen rushed towards Shiva desperately. Vishnu wanted to stop him, but it was too late.

"System, quickly think of a way to get that ball of dark divine power out."

Wu Hen asked anxiously while dodging Shiva's attack.

"Ding! Host needs detected. We now recommend the use of the item - 'Liuwei Dihuang Wan'!"

"what??"

Wu Hen suspected he had misheard, "Are you sure this thing is useful against dark power?"

"Ding! 'Liuwei Dihuang Wan', a must-have medicine for home and travel, exorcising demons and evil spirits, specially for treating all kinds of discomfort, with superb results!"

"Let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor!"

Wu Hen gritted his teeth, took out a bottle of "Liuwei Dihuang Pills" from the system space, and when the opportunity arose, he threw it towards Shiva's eyebrows.

"boom!"

Liuwei Dihuang Wan

It hit Shiva's forehead accurately, and a strange force burst out instantly. Shiva's movements paused obviously, and the dark divine power at his forehead began to fluctuate violently.

"It seems... to have some effect?"

Seeing this, Wu Hen was delighted and quickly took out a handful of "Liuwei Dihuang Pills" and threw them at Shiva as if they were free.

"One more! One more! I don't believe I can't cure you!"

Shiva was stunned by this sudden "hidden weapon" and his attack became chaotic.

He held his head and roared in pain, the dark divine power between his eyebrows flickered, as if it would go out at any time.

"Now!" Wu Hen seized the opportunity, rushed to Shiva, and punched him in the chest.

"puff!"

Shiva spat out a mouthful of blood, and his body flew backwards like a kite with a broken string, falling heavily to the ground.

"Huh...finally done." Wu Hen wiped the sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's not over yet."

Vishnu walked to Wu Hen's side, looked at Shiva lying on the ground with complicated eyes, and said in a deep voice, "The root cause of this chaos has not been resolved..."

"So what should we do now?" Wu Hen asked.

Vishnu pondered for a moment and said slowly: "We need..."