Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

As soon as Wu Hen stepped into the vicinity of the Indian temple, he felt as if an invisible hand was strangling his throat, and breathing became difficult.

"Oh my god, the WiFi signal in this Indian temple is so bad. It feels so oppressive!" He muttered. Before he could take out his mobile phone to switch the data, a blue giant wearing a tiger skin and holding a trident appeared in front of him out of thin air.

"Are you just an ant who came to stop me?" The giant's voice was like a bell, and his tone was full of disdain.

"What the hell? I just got off the plane and haven't adjusted to the jet lag yet!" Before Wu Hen could react, the giant's attack arrived.

The trident charged at him with devastating force. "Fuck! I can't afford to play this game! He's just unleashing his ultimate right away!" Wu Hen dodged awkwardly. "This Indian deity has such a bad temper! He starts fighting over a disagreement?!"

The giant's attacks came one after another, leaving Wu Hen no chance to breathe.

The surrounding buildings were destroyed and in pieces, like they were made of paper.

Wu Hen dodged the attacks while observing his surroundings. "This place is too weird! There's not even a place to hide!" What made him even more troubled was that he could feel that this power was completely different from the monsters and demons he had encountered before. "Oh my god! How am I going to deal with this?"

Just when Shiva thought Wu Hen would fight back or beg for mercy in the usual way, Wu Hen made an unexpected move...

Just when Shiva thought that Wu Hen would fight back or beg for mercy in the usual way, Wu Hen suddenly made a funny expression, with squinting eyes, crooked mouth, and his tongue sticking out and curled, just like a clown in Peking Opera.

Then he began to dance wildly like a monkey whose tail was stepped on, muttering to himself, "Dongcidaci, Dongcidaci, the vast horizon is my love..."

This sudden change in style was so embarrassing that not only Shiva but even Wu Hen himself felt like he was about to get a heart attack.

But he knew in his heart that facing this ruthless character who would use his ultimate move at the slightest disagreement, conventional operations would definitely not work. He could only take an unconventional approach and do something random first!

Shiva was indeed stunned and his attack slowed down.

Taking advantage of this rare opportunity, Wu Hen quickly opened the system mall and frantically searched for props that could deal with the current situation.

"System, quick! Is there anything that can deal with this blue-skinned monster? It needs to be fast! It needs to be ruthless! It needs to be powerful!"

"Ding! Host's needs detected. Recommended: 'Qian Kun Rebound Mirror'. It can rebound all attacks below the God level. Duration: 3 seconds. Price: 1000 points."

"Only 3 seconds? So ridiculous?! Never mind, let's try our best!"

Wu Hen gritted his teeth and reluctantly exchanged for the "Qiankun Rebound Mirror".

This thing looks like an ordinary makeup mirror, but it is surprisingly heavy in the hand.

Without thinking too much, he raised the mirror in the direction of Shiva's attack and shouted, "Great Shift of the Universe, rebound!"

Oddly enough, a part of Shiva's attack was actually bounced back the moment it touched the mirror!

Although it was only a small part, it caught Shiva off guard and caused him to suffer minor injuries.

"What?!" Shiva covered the wound on his arm with a look of disbelief, "You ant, you dare to hurt me?!"

At this moment, a deep voice sounded in Wu Hen's ears: "Stop it, Shiva, you are no match for him..."

A figure in a golden robe slowly descended from the sky. It was Vishnu, another great god in Indian mythology.

His face was calm, yet he carried an air of majesty that came from without anger.

"I knew you would get involved in this mess." Vishnu glanced at Wu Hen indifferently, with no emotion in his tone.

"Hey, isn't this Brother Vishnu? Long time no see, you're still as charming as ever!" Wu Hen immediately put on a smiling expression and tried to get closer.

"Stop talking nonsense," Vishnu said in an unchanging tone, "What are you doing here?"

"Of course I came here to..." Wu Hen was about to explain, but was interrupted by a series of angry roars.

"Vishnu, you traitor! You're colluding with this outsider!"

"Don't be fooled by his hypocritical mask. He must be here to help Shiva destroy us!"

Other Hindu gods also appeared, but instead of standing on Vishnu's side, they were hostile to him.

Wu Hen looked at the chaotic situation and couldn't help but sigh, "Oh my God, what the hell is going on?! I'm just here for a trip, how did it turn into a world war?"

He took a deep breath and shouted to all the gods: "Brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, listen to me! I am really here to calm the chaos, not to cause trouble! Look at me now, my clothes are torn, my face is dirty, and I don’t even have a place to sit. Do I look like I am here to fight? I am just passing by..."

As he spoke, he also made exaggerated movements and expressions, which made some gods laugh out loud.

"Look, what this little brother said makes sense..."

"Yeah, he doesn't look like a bad guy..."

Seeing the atmosphere eased somewhat, Wu Hen was secretly delighted and was about to make further efforts, but he saw Shiva sneer, with a sinister gleam in his eyes: "Want to sow discord? Dream on!"

He suddenly raised the trident and pointed it at Wu Hen: "Die!" Shiva attacked with anger, as if he wanted to release all the grievances he had suppressed before!

All kinds of bizarre dark monsters, like extras running out of a horror movie set, roared and pounced on Wu Hen.

"Oh my god, you're playing with summoned beasts, huh? You think you're the only one with little brothers?" While dodging the attacks of gods and monsters, Wu Hen took out a bunch of strange things from the system space.

"Come out! My Pikachu!" As he shouted, a furry yellow creature appeared beside him. It was Pikachu from Pokémon.

"Pika?" Pikachu looked at the surrounding scene in confusion. Before he could figure out what was going on, a dog with three heads bit his tail.

"Oh my god! You dead dog, let go of my Pikachu!" Wu Hen yelled in pain, picked up a frying pan and rushed forward.

For a moment, a huge fight that angered both humans and gods broke out in the square in front of the temple.

Wu Hen relied on various weird props and cool moves to miraculously fight against the gods and monsters on equal terms.

But he knew in his heart that this was not a solution.

"We have to find a way to find these guys' lair and pull out the mastermind behind this!

"While fighting, Wu Hen observed the surrounding environment.

He discovered that these gods and monsters seemed to emerge from the depths of the temple.

"It seems that there must be something fishy in this temple!" Wu Hen's mind moved, and he decided to take a risk and explore.

He seized an opportunity, threw a flash bomb, and while the gods and monsters were blinded by the flash, he rushed into the temple.

The interior of the temple was dark and damp, the walls were engraved with all kinds of strange patterns, and the air was filled with a disgusting smell of blood.

Wu Hen groped his way forward cautiously, feeling nervous with every step.

Suddenly, he heard a low chanting coming from the front.

He held his breath and slowly approached the direction of the sound. Through the cracks in the wall, he saw a huge altar. On it lay a figure bound with chains. It was...

"Rama?!" Wu Hen exclaimed, "Why are you here?"

Tied up by chains, Rama opened his eyes with difficulty, looked at Wu Hen, and said weakly, "You are finally here..."