Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen narrowed his eyes, tightly grasping a feather duster that he had found from somewhere, and struck a defensive posture that he thought was very handsome.

Something seemed to be moving in the shadows in the corner of the room.

"Stop playing tricks and come out!" Wu Hen shouted bravely, but he was complaining wildly in his heart: This broken place, is it haunted?

Fortunately, my buddy is a materialist fighter!

A furry head popped out from the shadows, two big eyes blinked at Wu Hen, and a babyish "meow" came out.

Wu Hen was stunned and the feather duster in his hand almost fell to the ground.

a cat?

He breathed a sigh of relief, but also felt a little embarrassed.

"Ahem, it turned out to be a kitten. I got scared." He coughed twice, trying to hide his nervousness.

The kitten meowed, jumped out, and rubbed against Wu Hen's feet.

Wu Hen bent down, picked it up, and stroked its soft fur.

"Little guy, what's your name? Mimi, isn't it? That's too uncreative."

Putting the kitten down, Wu Hen continued to study the information.

Awakened, bloodline, godhead...

These words made him feel as if he were in a fantasy novel.

Although he was completely confused, he still tried hard to understand the information, and from time to time he would check the information on his mobile phone to see if there were any tutorials such as "Awakener's Quick Guide".

As he delved deeper, Wu Hen felt as if his brain was filled with garbled code and was buzzing.

He rubbed his temples, feeling a little dizzy.

"This stuff is harder to understand than advanced mathematics!" he complained, but did not give up.

He had a hunch that these materials contained important secrets that might help him survive in this strange world.

Just when Wu Hen was about to give up and felt that his brain cells were going on strike and were about to quit, there was a sudden "ding" sound in his mind, like the prompt sound of a microwave oven having finished heating.

Immediately afterwards, a cool air flow rushed into his brain, and the words that originally seemed like hieroglyphics suddenly became easy to understand, as simple as an elementary school textbook.

"Oh shit! What's going on? The system has been updated?" Wu Hen jumped up from his chair excitedly and almost hit the roof.

"666! This operation is simply amazing!" He danced with joy like a monkey who won the lottery.

After digesting this information, Wu Hen found that he had initially grasped the key secrets of the awakeners. It turned out that the awakeners were also divided into different levels, and not every awakener could summon a dragon.

He clenched his fists, feeling as if he had been given a cheat, and finally felt a little safe in this strange world.

"The goal of becoming the strongest is just around the corner!" He couldn't help but chuckle, as if he had already seen himself standing on top of the world, being worshipped by thousands of people.

Wu Hen glanced at the sky outside the window which was gradually darkening, and touched his stomach.

"The exploration was successful. Now I have to reward my stomach." He walked to the door and suddenly stopped. He looked back at the shadow in the corner of the room, and a mysterious smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Kitty, do you want to go out for a midnight snack together?"

Wu Hen jumped around the room like a kangaroo, humming a tuneless song to celebrate his initial success.

He prepared himself a feast comparable to a Manchu-Han banquet (instant noodles with ham sausage). While slurping the noodles, he smugly muttered to himself, "Humph, getting a place to stay and the Awakened's information in three days? That's a piece of cake! Back then, I could do that in three days..." He suddenly paused, as if recalling some unpleasant past, and coughed awkwardly twice, "Ahem, anyway, I'm awesome!"

He put down the instant noodle bucket, put his hands on his hips, stood in the middle of the room, and announced passionately like a speaker: "I, Wu Hen, hereby solemnly declare that I have achieved initial success in this world! Tremble, mortals!" He made a middle school-like fist-waving gesture and almost sprained his waist.

"What's next..." Wu Hen touched his chin and fell into deep thought.

The room fell silent, with only the occasional rustling of his head scratching and the rumbling of his stomach.

Should I continue to delve deeper into the secrets of the awakened, or should I improve my own strength first?

The two options collided back and forth in his mind, like two bumper cars chasing each other.

"Little cat, what do you think I should do?" Wu Hen suddenly turned his head and said to the shadow in the corner.

In the shadows, a pair of green eyes flashed...

Wu Hen rubbed his hands and chuckled: "Hehe, that's it..."