Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen touched his chin, his eyes wandering, as if he was thinking about important things in his life, or as if he was planning what to eat tonight.

Finally, he slapped his thigh and made a decision: "First, find out the secrets of these awakened ones! Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win every battle!"

He took out the worn notebook from his backpack and flipped through it carefully.

The notes contained some information about the awakeners, but the key parts were encrypted with a strange symbol, like a primary school student's graffiti, which confused Wu Hen.

"What kind of weird talisman is this?" Wu Hen scratched his head, feeling that his IQ was insulted.

"Could it be the legendary Martian language?"

He tried various methods to decrypt it, from simple letter substitution to complex cipher tables, and even tried to scan it with his mobile phone, but found nothing.

As time passed, the air in the room became increasingly oppressive. Wu Hen felt like he was trapped in an airtight box and was about to suffocate.

He scratched his hair in annoyance. The symbols on the notes became more and more distorted in his eyes, as if mocking his incompetence.

The shadows around him seemed to come alive, slowly wriggling around him and whispering silently.

"No, I can't give up!" Wu Hen gritted his teeth and forced himself to calm down.

He took a deep breath, picked up the notebook again, and scanned the mysterious symbols inch by inch, trying to find a clue.

Suddenly, he noticed a detail: at the end of each encrypted paragraph, there was a small, almost invisible pattern.

He squinted his eyes and carefully identified it, and found that the pattern looked like...

A sticking out butt?

"What the hell is this..." Wu Hen muttered to himself and reached out to touch the pattern.

"What are you doing?" A cold voice sounded in his ears.

Wu Hen was so frightened that he almost threw his notes away.

He turned around suddenly, but found that there was no one behind him.

"Is it an illusion?" Wu Hen patted his chest to comfort himself.

"It must be because I've been under too much pressure lately."

He calmed himself down and looked at his notes again.

Just when he was about to give up, the system suddenly issued a "ding" prompt: "Detected that the host has encountered a difficult problem, it is recommended to use the prop 'Light of Wisdom' to decipher it."

"Fuck, there is such a thing?" Wu Hen was overjoyed and quickly took out the sparkling little ball from the system space.

"Light of Wisdom, activate!"

The small ball emits a soft light, shining on the notes.

Those symbols that originally looked like scribbles gradually revealed their original meanings like melting ice and snow.

Wu Hen's eyes widened as he watched the clear lines of text appear on the notebook. He was ecstatic: "It's done! Finally got it done!"

He couldn't wait to read it. The notes recorded in detail the types, usage methods and weaknesses of the awakened people's various special abilities.

After reading it, Wu Hen was so excited that he danced with joy, feeling like he controlled the whole world.

"Now, I'm invincible!" He laughed loudly towards the sky, and his laughter echoed in the room.

Suddenly, he felt a cold breath coming from behind him, and a low voice sounded in his ear: "Really?"

Before Wu Hen could recover from the joy of cracking the notes, something strange happened!

The scribbles-like symbols on the notebook suddenly lit up, and a black and red beam of energy suddenly shot towards Wu Hen.

In a flash, Wu Hen opened his mouth reflexively and roared at the energy beam, "Ah Da——"

This is not an ordinary shout, but a super sonic attack that is integrated with some mysterious power in Wu Hen's subconscious!

The black and red energy beam was actually shattered by the sudden "Lion's Roar" and disappeared into thin air.

Wu Hen himself was also confused. What was going on?

Do I have a built-in sonic attack buff?

Before he could think about it, several energy beams shot out from the notebook, with different colors and fierce momentum.

Wu Hen didn't dare to be careless this time. He dodged and complained, "Hey, hey, hey, are you serious? I'm the protagonist, and I have to follow the basic law even if I cheat!"

While he used his ventriloquism skills comparable to those of a B-box to interfere with the energy beam, he frantically used the awakened knowledge he had just learned to fight back.

I saw him imitating Ultraman in emitting light waves, and then using the starting posture of "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing". Although his posture was a bit stupid, it was actually effective!

The energy beam attacks became weaker each time, but the furniture in the room suffered greatly, becoming a mess that was horrible to look at.

After a lot of chaos, the energy beam finally disappeared.

Wu Hen wiped his sweat and breathed a sigh of relief: "Finally, it's done. Luckily, I'm the chosen one, otherwise I would have died here today." He looked around, his eyes gradually becoming fierce: "Who is behind this? You dare to attack me? Are you tired of living?"

Wu Hen followed the faint energy fluctuations remaining in the air and slowly stretched out his hand...