Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The rusty door hinge creaked with a teeth-grinding groan. Wu Hen took a deep breath and thought to himself, "Is this old man trying to trick me? Is this place really not for shooting horror movies?"

To describe this house in front of me as "dilapidated" is a compliment. The wall paint is peeling like psoriasis.

The windows were covered with yellowed newspapers, and the whole building exuded a creepy and eerie atmosphere.

The air around seemed to be frozen, and it was terrifyingly silent. Only the occasional strange cries of crows added a bit of weirdness.

Wu Hen hesitated for a moment, touched his chin, and said to himself: "Since I'm here, I can't go back empty-handed, right? Maybe there's a peerless beauty living in there, hehehe..."

Thinking of this, he plucked up his courage and stepped into the gloomy house.

As soon as I entered, the wooden door behind me slammed shut with a bang, as if an invisible hand had pushed it hard.

Wu Hen was startled and turned around suddenly, but only saw the closed door.

"Oh my god, what's going on?" He couldn't help but swear, and his heartbeat began to accelerate.

The room was dark, and the air was filled with a musty and dusty smell that made people want to cough.

"Is anyone there?" Wu Hen called out tentatively, but the only response he got was silence.

Suddenly, a rustling sound came from the depths of the darkness, as if something was moving.

Wu Hen's nerves tensed up instantly and he felt a chill on his back.

He held his breath and tried hard to see what was in the darkness, but he could see nothing.

"Could it be... that this old man really sent me to a den of ghosts?" Wu Hen swallowed his saliva and unconsciously reached for his pocket...

"Wait, my golden finger..." he muttered.

Wu Hen thought of his golden finger and said to himself: "System dad, please give me some strength. Give me a magical equipment so that I can kill this kid in seconds!" There was a "ding" sound in his mind, and a mechanical voice rang out: "Congratulations to the host for triggering the novice gift package and obtaining a set of "Eyes of Insight", which can last for ten minutes. Do you want to use it?" Wu Hen was ecstatic: "Oh my god, this system is pretty good!" He chose "Use" without hesitation.

The next second, a pair of peculiarly shaped sunglasses appeared in his hands.

"This thing...why does it look a bit like the fifty-cent plastic glasses sold at the convenience store outside my elementary school?" Despite complaining, Wu Hen still put on the glasses swiftly.

The world suddenly became different.

The originally pitch-black room became as clear as day in his eyes.

The source of the rustling sound was finally revealed - a furry little monster, about the size of a pug, looking like a smaller version of Godzilla, hiding in the corner, staring with its two green eyes, and trembling.

"That's it?" Wu Hen almost laughed out loud.

In his opinion, the killing power of this little monster is probably only slightly stronger than that of a Teddy Bear.

He cleared his throat, winked at the little monster, and said in a sarcastic tone: "Hey, little guy, what are you doing hiding there? Are you lost? Do you want your uncle to take you home?"

The little monster was frightened by his sudden and outrageous action. His green eyes widened even wider and he let out a sharp cry, as if protesting against Wu Hen's teasing.

"Oh, are you angry? It's right that you are angry. You look so ugly and yet you come out to scare people. How dare you be angry?" Wu Hen continued to add fuel to the fire with an expression that said he deserved a beating.

The little monster was so angry that it jumped up and down, making a "squeaking" sound. Its small body began to swell, and its green eyes turned blood red...

Wu Hen looked at it like this, with a playful smile on his face: "Oh, it looks like it's going to use its ultimate move?"

The little monster screamed "Squeak" and its body expanded to be taller than Wu Hen. Its originally funny appearance became ferocious, and sharp teeth were exposed in its bloody mouth as it pounced towards Wu Hen.

"Oh, not bad, you can transform?" Wu Hen was not in a hurry. He slid to avoid the attack and gave the little monster a "monkey stealing peach" move.

The little monster let out a scream and rolled on the ground, covering its butt.

"That's it? I thought it was something powerful, but it turns out to be a piece of trash." Wu Hen clapped his hands with a look of disdain.

The little monster became angry and pounced on Wu Hen again, this time spraying a stream of green venom.

"Oh my god, it's poisonous?" Wu Hen was quick-witted and took out an umbrella, opened it elegantly, and blocked the venom attack.

"It's rude not to reciprocate. Try my 'Invincible Hot Wheels'!" Wu Hen said, taking out a skateboard, stepping on it, and spinning around the little monster. The speed was getting faster and faster, bringing up a gust of wind, blowing the little monster to and fro.

The little monster was dizzy and could not stand steadily. Wu Hen took the opportunity to kick it and sent it flying. It hit the wall with a loud noise and then fainted.

"Done!" Wu Hen put away his skateboard casually, walked to the little monster and kicked it: "Hey, wake up, stop playing dead." Seeing that the little monster didn't respond, Wu Hen didn't bother to pay attention to it and began to explore the house.

After a search, Wu Hen found a secret door in an inconspicuous corner.

He pushed open the secret door and a hidden room appeared before his eyes.

The room contained some books and scrolls, as well as a contract.

Wu Hen picked up the contract and took a look. It said: As long as you sign this contract, you can live in this house for free.

"Oh my god, there is such a good thing?" Wu Hen signed his name without hesitation.

Then he began to look through the books and scrolls and found that they were all information about the Awakened.

Wu Hen watched with great interest, and gradually, he discovered some deeper secrets about this world, such as the origin of the awakened ones and the existence of some mysterious organizations.

"This world is more complicated than I imagined..." Wu Hen muttered to himself, his eyes flickering. Suddenly, as if he noticed something, he raised his head and looked towards a corner of the room, "Who's there?"