Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

When the light faded, Wu Hen found himself in a dark valley. There were gusts of cold wind and a creepy thick fog all around. The visibility was less than five meters.

"What the hell is going on? The atmosphere is too gloomy!" Wu Hen couldn't help but complain.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden mission: Find crystals and light up the valley. Mission requirements: Find three mysterious crystals hidden in the valley within the specified time and place them in the designated location to receive a large number of points as rewards." The system's cold voice sounded in Wu Hen's mind.

"Oh my god, there is such an operation? This system is getting more and more tricky!" Wu Hen curled his lips. He was no longer surprised by the system's routine.

He carefully observed his surroundings and walked forward cautiously.

After taking a few steps, the ground under Wu Hen's feet suddenly cracked with a "crack". He was quick-eyed and quick-handed, and with a "Lingbo Weibu" he dodged to the side, narrowly avoiding the trap.

Before he could catch his breath, a huge spider monster swooped down from the tree above his head. Its sharp legs made a sound of breaking through the air and went straight for Wu Hen's face.

"What the hell! What the hell is this thing?!" Wu Hen exclaimed and quickly waved the weapon in his hand to block the attack of the spider monster.

With a loud "bang", Wu Hen was knocked back several steps by the huge force, and his arms were numb.

He looked closely and saw that the spider monster was as big as a small car, with eight scarlet eyes flashing with bloodthirsty light, which was chilling.

"You're so big..." Wu Hen said to the spider monster while dodging its attack.

"You are so big, you must be very stupid." Wu Hen said to the spider monster while dodging its attack, and did not forget to make a face.

His eyes rolled and a plan came to his mind.

He used the surrounding branches to make a simple slingshot, picked up a stone, aimed at the spider monster's eyes, and shot it out!

"Swoosh!" The stone hit one of the spider monster's eyes accurately with a sound of breaking through the air.

"Ah——" The spider monster let out a painful wail, and its attack became noticeably slower.

Wu Hen took the opportunity to move forward and hit the spider monster's head hard with a "Kang Long You Hui" move.

"Bang!" The spider monster was knocked back by Wu Hen's attack and fell heavily to the ground. After struggling for a few times, it became motionless.

"Hehe, you're still a little naive to fight with me!" Wu Hen clapped his hands and said proudly.

Just then, two figures appeared at the entrance of the valley.

One is Susanoo, wearing gorgeous armor and holding a long sword; the other is Jeanne d'Arc, wearing silver armor and holding a flag.

"Damn it, he got there first!" Susanoo's face darkened when he saw that Wu Hen had already dealt with a spider monster.

"It seems that we have to join forces to stop him first." Joan of Arc looked at Wu Hen's back, a gleam in her eyes.

Susanoo nodded, holding a long sword, and rushed towards Wu Hen with great momentum.

Joan of Arc was waving a flag on the side, preparing to cast a spell to interfere with Wu Hen's search for the crystal.

Wu Hen felt the murderous aura behind him, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he muttered to himself: "Come on, let me play with you!" However, just as he was about to turn around to fight, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a faint light from the corner of his eye, shining from behind a rock not far away.

"What is that?" Wu Hen's heart moved.

Wu Hen's heart skipped a beat. Could this be the crystal he was looking for?

He suppressed his inner excitement, pretended to be calm, and slowly moved towards the rock.

However, Susanoo and Jeanne's attacks followed one after another, making it impossible for him to get close.

"Damn it! Don't even think about succeeding!" Susanoo roared, and the long sword in his hand, with a sharp blade, went straight to Wu Hen's face.

Joan of Arc was not to be outdone. She waved the flag in her hand, and rays of holy light turned into sharp arrows, shooting towards Wu Hen from all directions.

At this critical moment, a red figure suddenly fell from the sky and stood in front of Wu Hen.

"Hey, isn't this Susanoo? What's wrong? Are you bullying a kid?" The person who came was Nezha. He was holding a fire spear and looking at Susanoo with a playful expression.

"Nezha, don't meddle in other people's business!" Susanoo was furious when he saw Nezha appear, but he also knew Nezha's strength and did not dare to act rashly.

"What, you want to fight? Come on, I'm not afraid of you!" Nezha hooked his finger provocatively, looking eager to try.

Susanoo was enraged by Nezha, roared, and swung his sword.

Nezha was not in a hurry, he raised his gun to block, and the two of them immediately started fighting.

Seeing this scene, Wu Hen was secretly happy in his heart, thinking that God was really helping me!

While Susanoo and Nezha were fighting, he slid towards the rock.

"Want to run? No way!" Seeing this, Joan of Arc hurriedly waved the flag, and a holy light turned into a rope, flying towards Wu Hen, trying to tie him up.

"That's it?" Wu Hen saw the holy light rope flying towards him and a sly smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

He suddenly did a "Gangnam style" horse-riding dance pose, and the holy light rope flew over his head without touching him at all.

"What?!" Joan of Arc was stunned when she saw this. This was too outrageous!

Wu Hen ignored Zhen's surprise. He grabbed the crystal behind the rock and shouted excitedly, "Haha, I got it!"

The system's voice also sounded at the right time: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the first crystal, points +1000!"

"Yes! That's great!" Wu Hen waved his fist excitedly. This move was simply amazing!

On the other side, Susanoo and Jeanne became furious when they saw that Wu Hen had already obtained a crystal.

"Damn it! I was fooled by him!" Susanoo roared, forced Nezha back with a sword, turned around and wanted to settle the score with Wu Hen.

"Want to leave? Have you asked me?" How could Nezha let him have his wish? The fire spear in his hand turned into a fire dragon and swept towards Susanoo.

Susanoo had no choice but to fight with Nezha again.

Wu Hen looked at the crystal in his hand, the corner of his mouth slightly raised. He raised his head, looked firmly into the depths of the valley, and muttered to himself: "There are two more crystals. Here I come..."

Suddenly, his smile froze on his face as he saw...