Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The gate of the ancient castle made a teeth-grinding creaking sound. Wu Hen covered his nose and fanned it. The musty smell was comparable to the stinky tofu from the ten-year-old shop downstairs from his university dormitory.

"System, are you sure this broken place can determine the strongest person? I think whoever suffocates to death first will win." Wu Hen complained while checking the points ranking. Fortunately, it was a little better than before, but it was still a long way from the top three.

"Looks like we have to fight quickly and decisively." Wu Hen stretched his muscles and prepared to face the final challenge.

Suddenly, a dazzling white light lit up in the open space in the center of the castle, and a burly figure slowly emerged.

"Awakener?" Wu Hen recognized his opponent at a glance. This guy exuded a dangerous aura all over his body, just like the goddess he had a crush on back then, who could only be admired from afar but not touched.

"Boy, you're the first contestant who forces me to use my full strength." The Awakened One moved his neck, making a crackling sound. "I'll show you what true strength is!"

Before he finished speaking, the awakened one turned into a shadow, and his powerful fist flew straight towards Wu Hen's face with the sound of breaking through the air.

Wu Hen barely dodged it by rolling over, but before he could stand firm, the awakened one attacked again, each move was fierce, forcing Wu Hen to dodge left and right in the narrow space.

"Oh my god, the density of the attacks is even more terrifying than when my mom forced me to go on blind dates!" Wu Hen dodged and complained, but he knew in his heart that if he continued like this, he would be exhausted to death sooner or later.

"I have to find a way to break the deadlock..." Wu Hen's brain was working rapidly. Suddenly, his eyes fell on an ancient mural on the wall of the castle, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

"Hehe, it seems that God will not let me go!" Wu Hen said as he deliberately exposed a flaw to lure the awakened person closer.

The awakened one was fooled and punched Wu Hen in the chest. At this critical moment, Wu Hen moved!

I just saw him...

"Do you think you can defeat me like this? You are so naive!"

He suddenly lowered his head and bit the awakened person's thigh hard!

"Ah!" The awakened one let out a scream. This sudden attack was completely beyond his expectations.

He never expected that a contestant would use such a rogue move.

"Haha, let me show you my 'Deadly Scissor Kick'! I learned this move from the big goose at Widow Wang's house at the village entrance. It specializes in attacking the lower three routes. How about it? Isn't it sour and refreshing?" Wu Hen said, not forgetting to rub salt into the wound of the awakened one.

The awakened one was furious, but the severe pain in his leg made it impossible for him to concentrate, and his attack rhythm began to become chaotic.

"Do you think you can defeat me like this? You are too naive!" The Awakened One roared, forcibly suppressing his injuries and preparing to attack again.

"Don't be impatient, this is just the beginning!" How could Wu Hen miss this opportunity? He took advantage of the awakener's distraction and used all his strength, punching and kicking, and every move hit the vital points.

The awakened ones were beaten back step by step, and their points continued to decline.

"Damn it! How could I lose to such a scoundrel!" The awakened one was filled with resentment, but he was powerless to change the status quo.

"Hahaha, this is the consequence of underestimating the enemy!" Wu Hen laughed triumphantly, however, his smile suddenly froze on his face.

Because he felt a powerful aura awakening within the Awakener...

The Awakened One roared, and violent energy surged around him, like an enraged beast.

He raised his hands high, and flames and lightning gathered in his palms, forming a dazzling ball of energy.

"Go to hell!" The awakened one threw the energy ball at Wu Hen, and flames and lightning instantly flooded the entire hall.

"Oh my god, is this such a big deal?!" Wu Hen screamed and nimbly dodged the impact of the explosion.

Flames and lightning exploded around him, but he always managed to escape danger like a slippery loach.

"This kid is quite interesting..." Loki, who was hiding in the dark, watched this scene with a hint of amusement in his eyes.

The castle was crumbling under the fierce bombardment of the awakened ones. Wu Hen shuttled through the ruins, looking for an opportunity to fight back.

He noticed that every time the Awakener released a big move, there would be a moment of stagnation, as if the energy was exhausted.

"Now!" A gleam of light flashed in Wu Hen's eyes. He seized the moment when the awakened one was taking a breath and flashed in front of him like a ghost.

Before the awakened person could react, he felt a sharp pain in his chest. He looked down and saw that Wu Hen's fist had penetrated his defense and landed firmly on his chest.

"What?!" The Awakened One widened his eyes in disbelief. The defense he was so proud of was actually broken by this kid with just one punch?

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"Hehe, I forgot to tell you, I may not be good at anything else, but I'm lucky!" Wu Hen grinned and activated the golden finger.

A strange energy surged into the body of the awakened person. The awakened person only felt that his strength was rapidly dissipating, while Wu Hen's aura was getting stronger and stronger.

"This is..." The awakened person discovered with horror that he could no longer control his body.

"Goodbye!" Wu Hen seized the opportunity and punched the awakened one in the face. The awakened one screamed, and his huge body flew backwards like a kite with a broken string, and fell heavily to the ground.

Wu Hen's points ranking soared wildly and finally settled in first place.

Above the ancient castle, brilliant lights gathered to form a huge pillar of light, enveloping Wu Hen.

"Congratulations, you've passed the final test." A majestic voice sounded in Wu Hen's ears.

Before Wu Hen had time to be happy, he felt a black screen in front of his eyes. When he woke up again, he found himself in a gloomy and terrifying valley.

"System, what's going on?!" Wu Hen looked around, feeling uneasy.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden mission..." The system's voice was cold and mechanical, without a trace of emotion.

Wu Hen's expression changed. "Hidden mission? How come I didn't know there was such a thing?!"

Before he could ask in detail, a cold voice suddenly echoed in the valley, "Welcome to the real game..."