Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen looked down at the parchment in his hand. The simple lines on the map outlined a strangely shaped island, like some kind of ancient giant beast crawling on the sea.

He curled his lips and muttered, "This painting style looks like it's going to cause trouble..."

The teleportation light flashed, and Wu Hen found himself in a damp and sultry jungle.

The towering trees blocked out the sun, the air was filled with the smell of rotten leaves and soil, and the strange chirping of insects and birds could be heard from time to time. All of this made him feel inexplicably depressed.

"Points, artifacts...are there really such good things in this crappy place?" Wu Hen complained while moving forward carefully according to the instructions on the map.

After walking for a while, a clearing appeared in front of them. In the center of the clearing, there was a huge crystal tree emitting dazzling light. It was obvious that it was not an ordinary item.

"Great! It seems my good luck is still there!" Wu Hen rubbed his hands excitedly. Just as he was about to step forward, he felt a powerful force pushing him away.

"Fuck, are you kidding me?!" Wu Hen rubbed his chest which was hurt by the collision. When he looked carefully, he saw that the crystal tree was surrounded by a translucent energy barrier, emitting heart-pounding fluctuations.

"Guardian magic?" Wu Hen frowned. Before he could think of a way to break it, he heard a sound of breaking air.

"Boy, hand over your points!" Susanoo, holding the Tenfist Sword, slashed towards Wu Hen with great momentum.

"Oh my god, why is this guy still haunting me?!" Wu Hen dodged in a panic, cursing in his heart.

Joan of Arc and Nezha also arrived soon after. Seeing the scene before them, they both chose to wait and see.

Joan of Arc crossed her arms across her chest, with an inexplicable light flashing in her beautiful eyes, while Nezha looked at Wu Hen with interest, as if he was very much looking forward to his next performance.

Wu Hen was forced to retreat repeatedly by Susanoo. Seeing that he had no way to escape, he made up his mind and shouted to the crystal tree: "Open sesame!"

With a loud "boom", the crystal tree did not move at all. Instead, the energy fluctuations of the protective magic became more violent. Wu Hen was blown away by this force and fell heavily to the ground.

"Ahem..." Wu Hen spat out a mouthful of sand, his heart filled with despair. "Am I going to die here today? No, I haven't become the strongest god-slayer yet, how can I end up like this so easily!"

At this moment, he suddenly noticed that something seemed to be flickering under the crystal tree...

Wu Hen struggled to get up, staggered over, and pushed aside the dense grass. "This... this is..." Wu Hen jumped up, not caring about the dirt and pain on his body, and crawled to the crystal tree.

Pushing aside the dense grass, an ancient ring lay there quietly, emitting a faint light.

"Oh my god, what's going on here? A treasure hunt game with nesting dolls?!" Wu Hen's eyes lit up and he grabbed the ring. Before he could take a closer look, a mechanical voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for discovering the hidden quest item—'Infinity Gauntlet' (copycat version). Do you want to bind it?"

"Infinity...Glove?!!" Wu Hen exclaimed in surprise. The name sounded full of power and immediately reminded him of the purple potato spirit who snapped Thanos' fingers.

"Bind! It must be bound! If this thing is real, then I will be rich?!" Wu Hen rubbed his hands excitedly and couldn't wait to confirm the binding in his mind.

The next second, the ring turned into a stream of light and merged into his body. At the same time, a powerful force surged in his body, as if it was going to burst him.

"Hahaha, I'm finally going to take off!" Wu Hen laughed loudly towards the sky, but before he could laugh out loud, a powerful pressure descended from the sky, and the air around him seemed to solidify, making it suffocating.

“Roar——!!!” A deafening roar resounded through the sky, and a giant beast of indescribable size leaped up from the sea, and its shadow that covered the sky and the sun enveloped the entire island.

The giant beast was covered in black scales, gleaming with metallic luster. Its huge dragon wings spread out, stirring up strong winds and huge waves. Its scarlet eyes were filled with cruelty and desire for killing.

"Bahamut...how could it be this guy?!" Susanoo's face turned pale, and the Totsuka sword in his hand almost fell to the ground.

"This power... is simply despairing..." Joan of Arc's eyes were also filled with fear. She had never seen such a terrifying creature.

Only Nezha remained calm, but there was a hint of solemnity in his eyes.

Everyone trembled under Bahamut's pressure, except Wu Hen. At this moment, he had only one thought in his mind: "It's over, this is too late..."

However, the next scene was beyond everyone's expectations.

Bahamut didn't attack anyone, but locked his sights on Wu Hen. A hint of...

A flattering look?

"Um...Brother, did you recognize the wrong person?" Wu Hen swallowed and said with forced calmness.

Bahamut ignored him, but slowly lowered his head and rubbed Wu Hen's body with his huge head, like a docile puppy.

Zhendace watched this scene, her beautiful eyes filled with confusion. She slowly walked to Wu Hen and asked softly, "What... did you do?"

Wu Hen shrugged and said innocently, "I didn't do anything. I just..."

Having said that, he suddenly stopped, as if he had thought of something, and a playful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Roar--!!!" Bahamut lowered his head and rubbed Wu Hen, spraying saliva on his face with his huge breath, but he had no intention of hurting him at all.

This scene shocked everyone, and Susanoo rubbed his eyes in disbelief, suspecting that he was hallucinating.

"What's going on with this kid? Did he bribe the judges?"

Joan of Arc's beautiful eyes were full of doubts. She had never seen Bahamut so docile. This was the terrifying monster in the legend that could destroy the world!

However, the other contestants had no intention of exploring the reasons behind this. They only knew that Wu Hen in front of them was blocking their path to wealth!

"Let's go together, first we need to take out Bahamut, then we can grab the points!"

Greed blinded their eyes, and all kinds of attacks rained down on Bahamut.

"Boom boom boom——!!!"

For a moment, explosions and roars rang out one after another, and the entire island seemed to be about to be overturned.

Wu Hen took advantage of the chaotic scene and hid behind a huge rock, carefully observing the energy barrier around the crystal tree.

"This magic circle...why does it feel so familiar?"

Wu Hen frowned, his fingers moving rapidly in the air, and various patterns of magic circles kept appearing in his mind.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, as if he had thought of something:

"Wait! Could this be..."

Wu Hen ignored the fierce battle behind him. He took a deep breath, gathered the strength in his hands, and muttered:

"In my name, I will open the seal—Break!"

A dazzling golden light burst out from his hand and instantly hit the ground under the crystal tree.

"Click——"

With a crisp sound, the energy barrier protecting the magic shattered like glass, revealing the true appearance under the crystal tree.

"Hahaha, it's true!"

Wu Hen was ecstatic. He quickly rushed to the crystal tree and put a gem sparkling with colorful light into his pocket.

At the same time, the system prompt sounded:

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the artifact - 'Seven-Colored Divine Stone', points +!"

"Cool!"

Wu Hen couldn't help but roar to the sky. This move was simply amazing!

The other contestants were dumbfounded when they saw this scene.

"This...this is impossible!"

"How did he know how to crack it?!"

"My points... my artifact..."

However, everything is a foregone conclusion.

Wu Hen put away the seven-colored divine stone, turned around and looked at the people who were still fighting with Bahamut, with a playful smile on his lips.

"Everyone, the game is over, bye!"

After saying this, he turned into a stream of light and disappeared from the spot.

Only the other contestants were left, disheveled in the wind...

The ancient castle stood on the top of the mountain, shrouded in thick fog. Wu Hen slowly approached, and a gloomy atmosphere hit him...

"I hope this time, it's not some strange creature..." He muttered to himself and pushed open the castle door.