Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen hummed a tuneless little song and walked unsteadily in the valley.

The sunlight filtered through the gaps in the leaves, shining onto his face that looked like it deserved a beating.

"Hmm? This smell..." Wu Hen's nose twitched a few times, and a faint spiritual energy wave penetrated into his nasal cavity. "The breath of crystal! It seems that my judgment was correct!"

He followed the faint scent all the way to a hidden cave.

The entrance to the cave was covered by vines, and there was a gust of cold wind, exuding a strange atmosphere.

"Tsk tsk, these days, even Crystal likes to play hide-and-seek?" Wu Hen curled his lips, pulled open the vines at the entrance of the cave, and walked in with a swagger.

It was pitch black in the cave, and you couldn't see your fingers.

Wu Hen took a few steps in the dark, and suddenly, a powerful force came from the front and knocked him away!

"Damn! What the hell is this?!" Wu Hen got up in a mess and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth.

He saw a huge figure slowly walking out of the darkness, covered with spikes, and his scarlet eyes staring at him.

"Roar!" The monster let out a deafening roar, and a suffocating pressure came towards him.

Wu Hen was so frightened by this momentum that he took a few steps back, but he quickly calmed down and showed a playful smile on his face: "Oh, you are so ugly, you must have no friends?"

Wu Hen jumped to his feet, dusted himself off, and grinned at the monster. "Hey, buddy, your hairstyle is too unconventional. Did Tony shave your head for nothing? With your face like this, if you tell anyone about it, not only your friends, I guess even your mother wouldn't recognize you, right?"

The monster obviously didn't understand Wu Hen's Internet buzzwords, but from his contemptuous tone and exaggerated expression, he felt deep malice.

It roared, and the cave shook three times. Its huge body turned into a shadow and pounced towards Wu Hen with a fishy wind.

"Oh, you have quite a bad temper." Wu Hen was not in a hurry. He tapped his toes and dodged the monster's attack like a ghost.

He circled the monster, still provoking it with his words: "I say, are you out of your mind? Do you think it's fun to chase me? Look at you, big and strong, with well-developed limbs, you look like a simple-minded guy..."

The monster was so angry at Wu Hen that it was fuming. Its attacks became more and more fierce, but it could not touch even a corner of Wu Hen's clothes.

It rushed left and right clumsily, causing rocks to fly everywhere in the cave, but this was exactly what Wu Hen wanted.

"Now!" Wu Hen seized the opportunity, kicked the monster's knee hard, and used the force to leap backwards.

The monster lost its balance and its huge body slammed into the stone wall with a deafening roar.

"Idiot, you're too young to fight with me!" Wu Hen clapped his hands and walked triumphantly to the monster. He was about to give it the final blow, but suddenly felt two powerful auras coming from behind him.

"Wu Hen, you are here after all!" Joan of Arc held the holy flag in her hand, staring at Wu Hen fiercely with a cold tone.

"Hmph, you guy always likes to play some tricks!" Susanoo held a long sword in his hand, with greed flashing in his eyes. He stared closely at the cloth bag on Wu Hen's waist, which contained the crystal he had always dreamed of.

Wu Hen suddenly felt his scalp tingle, and thought to himself: "Oh no, I'm trapped!" His eyes rolled, and his cynical smile returned to his face: "Oh, isn't this Miss Jeanne d'Arc and Mr. Susanoo? What brings you two here? What a coincidence, why don't we..."

Before she could finish her words, Joan of Arc had already waved the holy flag, and a golden light bound Wu Hen tightly.

Susanoo took the opportunity to rush to Wu Hen, drew his sword, and went straight for the cloth bag on his waist.

"I..." Wu Hen's face changed, but he was powerless to resist. He could only watch the knife flash by...

"stop!"

Nezha rode on the Wind Fire Wheel and descended from the sky. The golden Hun Tian Ling flew out like a spirit snake and instantly tied up Susanoo tightly.

He raised his eyebrows and looked at Jeanne: "Miss, even in a fight, there should be a first come first served principle, right?"

Joan of Arc snorted coldly, and a holy light flashed, but the golden restraints only trembled slightly. Nezha's immortal power was obviously superior.

Wu Hen took the opportunity to break free from his restraints. While rubbing his wrist, he smiled and bowed to Nezha, saying, "Thank you, little Nezha, I knew you were the best!"

"Stop talking nonsense!" Nezha rolled his eyes at him, but did not attack again. He just stared at Jeanne d'Arc and Susanoo vigilantly.

"Roar!" The neglected monster roared angrily again, and its huge body slammed into Wu Hen.

"Come on!" Wu Hen did not retreat but advanced. At the moment when the monster's attack was about to fall, he flashed and actually got directly into the monster's arms!

"Is this guy crazy?!" Jeanne and Susanoo were both stunned.

Only Nezha seemed to notice something, and a slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Wu Hen was seen rushing left and right in the monster's arms, as if he was... tickling it?

"Hahaha, you're ticklish? I didn't expect that a dignified ancient ferocious beast like you would have such a weakness. It really makes me laugh to death!" Wu Hen laughed wildly while concentrating all his spiritual power into his hand, and fiercely inserted it under a red scale on the monster's chest.

"Ah——!" The monster let out a shrill scream, and its huge body fell to the ground with a bang, turning into a ball of black mist and dissipating.

Wu Hen walked out of the black fog, holding a crystal clear blue crystal in his hand. It was the second crystal he had been looking for!

"Ding! Congratulations to player Wu Hen for obtaining the second crystal, and his points have increased significantly! Current points ranking: first place!" The system's voice sounded at the right time, echoing in the valley.

Jeanne d'Arc and Susanoo's faces turned pale, but they could do nothing.

"Thank you very much, both of you!" Wu Hen put the crystal into his pocket, bowed to the two of them with a smile, then stepped on the auspicious cloud and left side by side with Nezha, leaving the two of them standing there gritting their teeth in anger.

"There's only one left..." Wu Hen looked into the distance, his eyes gleaming with excitement.

However, he didn't know that the real challenge had just begun...

Wu Hen searched all over the valley for the last crystal.

Suddenly, he stopped abruptly, his eyes fixed on the front...