Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen pushed open the door of the temple, and a smell of decay hit him in the face. It was pitch black in front of him, and he couldn't see his hand in front of him.

"Oh my god, this smell hasn't been cleaned up for hundreds of years, right?" Wu Hen complained.

He groped forward and suddenly felt his body as heavy as if filled with lead. Every step he took was extremely difficult.

"What the hell? Could this be some mysterious curse?" Wu Hen's heart skipped a beat. Could he be so unlucky?

He gritted his teeth and continued to move forward, and the surrounding environment became weird.

The murals on the wall seemed to come alive, and hideous monsters pounced at him with bared fangs and claws.

"Oh my god, who are you trying to scare? With this special effect, it's not even worth fifty cents!" Although Wu Hen said this, he was still a little scared.

At this moment, he suddenly heard a low roar coming from the depths of the temple, the voice full of anger and threats.

"Who dares to trespass into my territory?"

Wu Hen suddenly felt a chill running from the soles of his feet straight up to the top of his head. He swallowed hard and shouted bravely, "Don't get me wrong, I'm just passing by!"

However, his words received no response; instead, the roar grew closer and louder...

"It's over, things are getting serious this time!" Wu Hen cried out inwardly and turned around to run.

However, at this moment, he suddenly felt a powerful force coming from behind him. He was unable to dodge and was slapped away...

"Cough cough..." Wu Hen struggled to get up from the ground, spat out a mouthful of blood, and looked up, only to see a tall figure slowly walking out of the darkness.

It was a man shrouded in a black cloak. His face was unclear, and only a pair of scarlet eyes could be seen, flickering an eerie light in the darkness...

"Who are you?" Wu Hen asked while enduring the pain.

"Haha..." The black shadow sneered, "You don't need to know who I am. You just need to know that you are dead today!"

"Oh my god, this line is too clichéd, isn't it?" Wu Hen couldn't help but complain, "Can't we try something new?"

The black shadow ignored his words and slowly raised his right hand. A ball of black energy condensed in his hand...

"Wait!" Wu Hen suddenly thought of something and shouted quickly, "I know you! You are..." "Oh my god, is this guy trying to kill me in one move?" Wu Hen felt a little scared as he looked at the energy ball that was getting bigger and bigger in the black shadow's hand.

Although his body has been strengthened, it is still a mortal body after all. If he is hit by this thing, he will probably turn into a kebab on the spot.

"No, we have to find a way to get out!" Wu Hen's eyes turned and a plan came to his mind.

"Ouch, my waist!" He suddenly clutched his waist and bent over in pain. "I must have fallen too hard just now and sprained my waist..."

The black shadow obviously didn't expect him to do this. He was stunned for a moment, and the energy ball in his hand dissipated a little.

"Kid, stop pretending!" The black shadow snorted coldly, "Do you think you can fool me with such poor acting?"

"Acting? What is acting? Can you eat it?" Wu Hen raised his head with an innocent look, "Hey bro, I really sprained my waist. If you don't believe me, just look!"

As he spoke, he deliberately twisted his body, making a "crackling" sound.

The black shadow was so amused by his exaggerated performance that he didn't know what to say for a moment.

Cain, who was hiding in the dark, saw this scene and almost laughed out loud.

It was the first time he had seen someone dare to act crazy and stupid in a battle, and act so naturally. What an interesting guy.

"This kid is quite interesting..." Cain's mouth curled up slightly, and a hint of amusement flashed in his eyes. "But, the artifact is mine, no one can take it away!"

Wu Hen didn't know that he was being targeted, and he was still trying hard to "perform".

"Ouch, no, I feel like my waist is going to break..." He groaned while secretly observing the surroundings, trying to find a route of escape.

At this moment, he suddenly discovered that there seemed to be some strange patterns carved on the walls of the temple.

"Huh? What is this?" Wu Hen endured the pain, slowly moved his feet, and approached the wall to observe it carefully.

Those patterns looked like some ancient characters, none of which he recognized, but for some reason, he always felt that these characters seemed to be conveying some message to him.

"Ding! Special energy fluctuations detected, the system is analyzing..."

The sudden system prompt sound in his mind made Wu Hen happy.

"System, can you understand these words?" he asked quickly in his mind.

"Ding! After analysis, these texts record an ancient sealing technique that can be used to lift the curse." The system replied.

"Really? That's great!" Wu Hen suddenly felt that he saw hope. "Tell me quickly, what should I do?"

The system did not disappoint him and quickly told him how to break the seal.

"So that's how it is. As long as we find these key runes and arrange them in a specific order, we can lift the curse..." Wu Hen suddenly realized, his eyes filled with excitement.

He followed the system's instructions, searched everywhere in the temple, and finally found those special runes.

"Now is the time!" He took a deep breath and arranged the runes in a specific order.

As a dazzling light flashed, the power of the curse in the temple was obviously weakened.

"Haha, it worked!" Wu Hen waved his fists excitedly, and his body became much lighter.

"Who dares to disturb my peace?" However, at this moment, a majestic voice suddenly sounded in the temple...

"Oh my god, do villains have their own background music these days? Is it necessary to have such a grand ceremony?" Wu Hen curled his lips, but he didn't dare to be careless at all.

This sound doesn't sound like a good one. It's probably some old monster that has been alarmed.

Before he finished speaking, a tall figure walked out from the depths of the temple accompanied by rolling dust.

When I looked closely, wow, it turned out to be a "werewolf"?

He was wearing golden armor, a jackal helmet on his head, holding a scepter emitting a cold light in his hand, and exuding a suffocating aura of oppression.

"Anubis!" Cain, who was hiding in the dark, exclaimed, his eyes full of greed and fear.

He never imagined that the person guarding the artifact was actually Anubis, the god of death in Egyptian mythology!

"Mortal, dare to break into my temple and steal my artifacts, you are committing an unforgivable crime!" Anubis's voice was low and majestic, as if it came from the Nine Nether Hell, making people shudder.

"Don't be like this, brother. I'm just here for a tour. I don't know anything about artifacts or not!" Wu Hen quickly waved his hands to deny it, with a harmless smile on his face.

"You still dare to quibble!" Anubis obviously didn't buy his trick. He waved the scepter in his hand, and a black blade of light with a sharp breath of death whizzed towards Wu Hen.

"Oh my god, this is real!" Wu Hen screamed and quickly used his body skills to dodge.

The speed of the light blade was so fast that he barely dodged it, but a bloody mark was left on his cheek.

"That was a close call!" Wu Hen touched the wound on his cheek with lingering fear. If he had been hit by a knife, his head would probably have been chopped off.

"System, is there any way to deal with him?" Wu Hen dodged Anubis's attack while asking the system for help in his heart.

"Ding! According to the scan analysis, Anubis is the god of death in Egyptian mythology. He is very powerful and the host is currently unable to compete with him head-on. It is recommended that the host use the prop 'Super Invincible Thunderbolt Flash Bomb' to temporarily interfere with Anubis's perception, and then wait for an opportunity to seize the artifact." The system gave a suggestion.

"Super Invincible Thunderbolt Flash Bomb? This name... is really strange." Wu Hen's mouth twitched, but he still took out this prop whose name sounded unreliable from the system space.

This thing looks like an enlarged version of a light bulb with two antennas inserted on it. I don’t know what material it is made of. It emits colorful light and looks very "ostentatious".

"Never mind, let's give it a try!" Wu Hen gritted his teeth and pressed the switch of the flash bomb.

"Fuck-"

A dazzling white light mixed with a deafening sound of electricity instantly illuminated the entire temple.

"what--"

Even Anubis was caught off guard, dizzy from the sudden bright light and noise, and let out a roar of pain.

"Now!" Wu Hen seized the opportunity and rushed towards the artifact at lightning speed.

"Damn human!" Anubis reacted quickly, but Wu Hen had already successfully obtained the artifact.

This is a scepter with an ancient shape, made entirely of an unknown black metal. It is engraved with mysterious runes and exudes a heart-pounding aura.

"Haha, I got it!" Wu Hen held the scepter, feeling ecstatic.

"Boy, put down the artifact and I can spare your life!" Anubis roared.

"Spare my life? Do you think I'm stupid?" Wu Hen would not believe his nonsense. He held the scepter and began to try to unlock the seal on it.

As he injected spiritual power into the scepter, the mysterious runes gradually lit up, and a powerful force surged out of the scepter, quickly flowing through his body.

Wu Hen couldn't help but let out a cry of pain, feeling as if his body was about to be torn apart.

"Boy, stop it! This power is beyond your control!" Anubis was shocked when he saw this and quickly spoke out to stop him.

However, Wu Hen could no longer hear any sound. His eyes were red and he gritted his teeth to persevere, as if he was in a sea of ​​fire and was suffering from purgatory-like torture.

As time passed, Wu Hen's aura became stronger and stronger, and the entire temple began to shake violently.

"Click——"

Finally, with a crisp sound, the seal on the scepter was completely released.

"boom--"

A terrifying energy wave swept in all directions with Wu Hen as the center. The entire temple collapsed in an instant and turned into ruins.

"Cough cough..."

Wu Hen crawled out of the ruins, looked at the scepter in his hand, and an excited smile appeared on his face.

"Five days, here I come..." He looked up at the sky, muttered to himself, then turned and walked in one direction...

Amidst the ruins on the ground, a stone slab suddenly moved, and a pale hand stretched out from it...