Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen took a deep breath and slowly pushed open the ancient and mysterious door.

"Oh my god! What's going on?" Wu Hen couldn't help but exclaimed as he looked at the scene in front of him.

There was no trace of any ruins, and what appeared before him was a vast forest.

The towering trees that reach the clouds block out the sun, and their dense branches and leaves cut the sunlight into tiny specks that fall on the ground covered with fallen leaves.

The damp air was filled with a nauseating smell of decay.

What’s even worse is that the forest is filled with thick fog, visibility is extremely low, and you can’t see your hand in front of you.

"System, what's going on? This maze is too deceptive!" Wu Hen couldn't help but complain.

The system's voice sounded at the right time: "Ding! It has been detected that the host has entered the ancient maze. Please be cautious and find the exit as soon as possible."

"Maze? Exit? System, are you kidding me? This damn place doesn't even have a direction, how am I supposed to find the exit?" Wu Hen wanted to cry but had no tears.

Not long after walking, Wu Hen suddenly heard a rustling sound coming from all around, and he immediately became alert.

"What is that?" Wu Hen gripped the weapon tightly in his hand and looked around vigilantly.

Pairs of dark green eyes flickered in the mist. Accompanied by low growls, a group of wolf-like creatures slowly emerged from the mist and surrounded Wu Hen.

These creatures were enormous, twice the size of ordinary wolves, with sharp fangs exposed, flashing with a cold light.

"Oh my god, what kind of monster is this? It looks so ugly!" Wu Hen couldn't help but complain, but he was secretly complaining in his heart.

These monsters were approaching step by step, and Wu Hen felt that he was enveloped by the breath of death.

"System, is there any way to deal with these monsters?" Wu Hen asked anxiously.

The system's voice did not sound for a long time.

"Damn it, it fails at the critical moment. This broken system is too unreliable!" Wu Hen couldn't help but curse.

At this moment, a weak voice came from not far away: "Help! Someone save me..."

Wu Hen turned around and saw a woman in white stumbling out of the fog. She was pale, panicked, and looked pitiful.

"Don't be afraid, girl. I'm here to save you!" Wu Hen suddenly felt that his chance to be a hero and save the beauty had come, and he rushed forward without thinking...

"Little brother, help me! I know where it's safe, come with me!" Daji pretended to be a weak woman and cried for help with tears in her eyes. Her voice was so delicate that it made Wu Hen's bones go soft.

"It is my duty as a hero to save the beauty! Don't be afraid, beauty, I'll be there soon!" Wu Hen suddenly felt that he had a great responsibility and was filled with strength. He ignored those green eyes and rushed towards Daji with his weapon in hand.

Daji sneered in her heart: "Humph, stupid man, you took the bait so easily."

However, just when Daji thought Wu Hen would follow her obediently, Wu Hen suddenly stopped.

He turned to the monsters with a sly look on his face, cleared his throat, and began to tell jokes.

"Ahem, one day, a penguin went to the hospital for a checkup. The doctor asked it what was wrong, and the penguin said..." Wu Hen deliberately lengthened his voice to whet everyone's appetite.

The monsters had already prepared to attack, but were confused by Wu Hen's sudden action. They stopped and looked at him curiously, as if expecting his next move.

Daji was also stunned. What kind of operation was this?

Shouldn't he be running towards me with a nervous look on his face?

Why are you telling jokes?

"The penguin said, 'Doctor, I feel like my wings were hit and I can't move.' The doctor checked carefully, then said to the penguin with a serious face..." Wu Hen paused here deliberately, observing the reactions of those around him.

The monsters became even more curious, and some even stretched their necks to hear more clearly.

"The doctor said that you were obviously frozen and that you just need to take a shower with hot water! Hahahaha..." Wu Hen finally gave the answer and couldn't help laughing.

The monsters were stunned at first, and then they also made strange noises along with Wu Hen, as if echoing his laughter.

Daji:"……"

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Wu Hen slipped on the grease and ran in the other direction.

"Hey! You..." Seeing this, Daji was immediately furious. This kid doesn't play by the rules!

"Beauty, I'll go first, you take your time and have fun!" Wu Hen shouted without turning his head, his voice coming from far away.

"Damn it!" Daji stomped her feet, but she could do nothing but watch Wu Hen disappear in the fog.

As Wu Hen ran, he couldn't help but praise himself: "As smart as I am! Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have been fooled by this vixen!"

However, before he could be happy for too long, he felt a series of creepy footsteps coming from behind him...

"Oh my god! The ghost is still lingering!" Wu Hen picked up a branch as thick as his wrist from the ground while running wildly. He waved it a few times and it worked quite well.

Those monsters didn't care whether it was convenient for him or not, and their smelly saliva was almost spraying onto the back of Wu Hen's head.

In a flash, Wu Hen braked suddenly and turned around, stabbing the monster that was rushing towards him with the branch in his hand.

"Awoo!" With a scream, the monster fell to the ground, twitched a few times and then became motionless.

"Hey, little brat, come and fight me!" Wu Hen whistled triumphantly, not forgetting to kick the monster again. "I've made you ugly, and you still want to eat me? You deserve it!"

After resolving the immediate crisis, Wu Hen finally had time to look around.

Wait, why does this area look familiar?

It seems like you've been here before?

Wu Hen suddenly remembered the direction Daji had fled in, and suddenly realized, "How dare you play tricks on me, you vixen!"

He quickly took two steps at a time and chased in the direction of Daji. Sure enough, Daji was hiding behind a big tree and shivering, while the monsters were circling around her, but did not dare to act rashly.

"Hey, isn't this Sister Daji? Why are you hiding here alone? Brother is here to accompany you!" Wu Hen said as he walked over with a swagger.

When Daji saw Wu Hen, she immediately felt like she had seen a savior and quickly ran behind him to hide. "Brother Wu Hen, you're finally here! These monsters are so scary, I almost..."

"What almost happened?" Wu Hen looked at her with a smile.

"I was almost eaten by them..." Daji's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally almost inaudible.

"Oh? Really?" Wu Hen deliberately prolonged his voice, looking her up and down. "Why do I feel like these monsters are afraid of you?"

Daji felt uneasy when he looked at her, and pretended to be calm and said, "No... No, I... I just..."

"Just what?" Wu Hen pressed on, forcing her to the roots of the tree, leaving her with no way to retreat.

"I just..." Daji's eyes began to flicker. Suddenly, as if she had figured something out, she raised her head abruptly and looked at Wu Hen with seductive eyes. "Brother Wu Hen, do you really want to know?"

Wu Hen looked at her like this and suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

Before he could react, Daji put her arms around his neck, put her red lips close to his ear, and said in a sweet voice, "If you're willing, I can tell you a secret..."

Wu Hen only felt a tingling sensation in his ears, and a fragrance rushed straight to his forehead, making him feel a little dizzy.

However, at this moment, he suddenly felt something on Daji's fingers scratching his skin...

"Not good!" Wu Hen pushed Daji away suddenly, only to see that she had a dagger in her hand. The dagger was emitting a faint blue light, and it was obvious that it was poisoned.

"Hmph, you're lucky you're quick-witted!" Seeing that her attack missed, Daji didn't want to fight anymore and turned around and ran away.

Wu Hen couldn't let her run away like that, so he started chasing after her.

The two of them, one chasing the other, quickly disappeared into the depths of the dense forest...

"boom--"

With a loud bang, Wu Hen's eyes suddenly opened up. The originally dense forest disappeared, replaced by an empty square.

At the end of the square stood an ancient temple. Its gate was tightly closed, and strange patterns were carved on it, exuding a mysterious atmosphere...

Wu Hen took a deep breath, slowly stretched out his hand, and walked towards the ancient door...