Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Lin Qiye took the winter clothes handed to him by An Yuqing.

He smiled helplessly: "Qingqing, you are so good to me. If someone doesn't know, they would think you want to marry me."

An Yuqing blushed upon hearing this and spat, "You wish! I'm just afraid you'll catch a cold and become a burden to us."

Wu Hen made faces and imitated An Yuqing's tone in a strange way: "Oh, I don't care about you~"

He successfully earned a roll of the eyes from An Yuqing and a slap from Lin Qiye.

"Okay, stop making trouble."

Lin Qiye rubbed Li Ting'er's head and said, "Let's go."

The little girl nodded timidly, held Lin Qiye's hand tightly, and followed him out of the forest step by step.

On the other side, the sound of suona suddenly stopped.

Wu Hen looked at the pile of giant ant corpses in front of him and scratched his head.

"This... seems a bit too much, right?"

At this moment, Baili Pang'er transformed into a hardworking little bee, tidying up the camp swiftly.

At the same time, a huge iron box was modified to be used to transport the corpses of the giant ants.

Cao Yuanhai stared at the top of the ant nest with a serious expression, and said word by word: "That... looks like a bird's nest..."

The four-man team went deep into the forest along the rugged mountain road.

Wu Hen would open the "Giant Ant Transport Box" modified by Baili Pang'er from time to time.

It is called a transport box, but it actually looks more like a huge metal coffin.

In addition to the piles of giant ant corpses, there was also a giant ant head that Wu Hen called a "path-finding artifact" and was suspected to be the queen ant.

"Is this thing really reliable?"

Lin Qiye stared suspiciously at the ant's head that was bigger than a watermelon.

The dense tentacles on it were still trembling slightly, which made him feel a chill.

"Don't worry, Lao Lin, anything produced by my system must be top-notch!"

Wu Hen patted his chest and promised, not forgetting to throw a wink.

"This is high-tech biological navigation, pure natural and pollution-free, and it's fair to everyone!"

An Yuqing rolled his eyes at him and said, "Stop talking nonsense and lead the way."

Baili Pang'er wiped his sweat and agreed: "That's right, hurry up, this smell is too strong!"

They walked and stopped, and Wu Hen periodically opened the "path-finding artifact" to calibrate the direction.

Those who don’t know would think they are performing some mysterious cult ritual.

Li Ting'er held Lin Qiye's hand tightly throughout the whole process without saying a word.

Suddenly, Li Ting'er woke up with a start, began to struggle violently, and uttered incoherent mumblings.

"What's wrong? Have a nightmare?"

Lin Qiye quickly stopped and asked with concern.

Li Ting'er acted as if she didn't hear anything. She tried desperately to break free from Lin Qiye's hand, staring ahead in horror, her face pale.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Fatty is here!"

Baili Pang'er forced out a smile that he thought was amiable, trying to comfort Li Ting'er.

However, his fat face and sweat beads on his head made him look like a greasy uncle.

Instead, it made Li Ting'er even more frightened and she started crying.

The atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Wu Hen put away his playful smile and looked around vigilantly.

An Yuqing also drew his sword, his eyes sharp as a torch, as if he sensed something strange.

At this moment, Li Ting'er suddenly stopped crying, pointed ahead, and said in a trembling voice: "There... there is something..."

Everyone followed her gaze and saw a huge black shadow slowly emerging from the dense woods ahead...

"Fuck..." Wu Hen blurted out.

The black shadows gradually became clearer, and they turned out to be two familiar faces - forest rangers Li Yangde and Chen Haner!

The two men were holding simple weapons in their hands and looked nervous. They had obviously discovered Lin Qiye and his group.

The atmosphere froze for a moment, like a taut string that could break at any time.

Li Ting'er stopped trembling immediately when she saw the two of them, and shouted in surprise, "Dad! Aunt Chen!"

When Li Yangde and Chen Haner heard their daughter's voice, they immediately recognized her, and with ecstasy on their faces, they ran over.

"Ting'er! I'm so glad you're okay!"

Li Yangde hugged his daughter tightly, tears streaming down his face with excitement.

Chen Han'er's eyes also turned red as she gently stroked Li Ting'er's back.

"Dad, they saved me!" Li Ting'er pointed at Lin Qiye and others and said.

Li Yangde then noticed Lin Qiye and the others and quickly let go of his daughter.

He clasped his fists in gratitude and said, "Thank you so much for saving my life! I am so grateful!"

Chen Haner also bowed and expressed her gratitude.

Lin Qiye waved his hand and said with a smile, "It's just a small favor, no need to be polite. We just happened to be passing by."

He deliberately concealed the matter of the giant ants, firstly because he didn't want to cause panic, and secondly because he didn't want to get himself into trouble.

Wu Hen approached Li Yangde with a smirk on his face.

She winked and said, "Father-in-law, what do you think of my son-in-law? Would you consider marrying Ting'er to me?"

Before Li Yangde could react, Li Ting'er's face was already red with shame.

She said coquettishly, "Brother Wu Hen, you are talking nonsense again!"

"Haha, just a joke, don't take it seriously."

Wu Hen laughed heartily, successfully defusing the awkward atmosphere.

Baili Pang'er also took out some food and handed it to Li Ting'er, saying, "Little sister, are you hungry? Come, have something to eat."

Li Tinger took the food and said thank you sweetly. The atmosphere suddenly became much more relaxed.

On the other side, Li Yangde and Chen Haner were still carefully observing the traces on the ground.

Li Yangde looked focused, his brows furrowed, as if he had discovered something unusual.

He pointed at the messy footprints on the ground and said in a deep voice, "These... don't seem to be the footprints of a wild animal..."

Chen Han'er followed his gaze and her expression became serious.

"This...could it be..."

"Let's go!" Li Yangde suddenly yelled and ran away, pulling Chen Han'er and Li Ting'er.

"What happened?" Lin Qiye and others were confused.

"No time to explain, run!" Li Yangde shouted without turning his head.

Although Lin Qiye and the others didn't understand what was going on, they realized something was wrong and quickly followed.

They ran as fast as they could through the dense forest.

After more than an hour, they finally saw several figures appearing in front of them...

"Wait...that's not..." Li Yangde's voice stopped abruptly.

They ran for more than an hour, their lungs almost bursting and their legs felt as heavy as if they were filled with lead.

Just when everyone was about to give up, a few figures finally appeared in front of them.

"Wait...that's not..."

Li Yangde's voice suddenly stopped, as if someone had strangled him.

Lin Qiye and others also saw those figures.

My goodness, isn’t this just them?

To be precise, it is their "clones" that stay in place to rest.

Wu Hen's system is causing trouble again!

In order to confuse possible pursuers, Wu Hen had the system create several lifelike illusions, which stayed where they were and pretended to be them to continue resting.

Now it seems that this wave of operations was simply a stroke of genius!

When Li Yangde saw Li Ting'er, he burst into tears.

She shouted excitedly, "Ting'er! My Ting'er! I'm so glad you're okay!"

He rushed over, hugged Li Ting'er, and checked her from head to toe, fearing that she was missing a single hair.

Li Ting'er also hugged Li Yangde tightly, crying bitterly.

"Dad, I'm fine, they saved me!"

Li Ting'er pointed at Lin Qiye and others and said.

Li Yangde then noticed Lin Qiye and the others and quickly let go of Li Ting'er.

He clasped his fists in gratitude and said, "Thank you so much for saving my life! I am so grateful!"

"Hey, we're all family, why be so polite!"

Wu Hen said with a sly smile, not forgetting to wink at Li Yangde.

"Father-in-law, what do you think of my son-in-law's performance? Can you consider betrothing Ting'er to me this time?"

Li Ting'er blushed and said coquettishly, "Brother Wu Hen, you are talking nonsense again!"

"Haha, just a joke, to liven up the atmosphere!"

Wu Hen laughed heartily, successfully defusing the awkward situation.

Li Yangde looked at the "benefactor" in front of him, then looked at the daughter he was holding in his arms, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

He pointed at Lin Qiye and the others and asked tremblingly, "You...you..."

He suddenly realized that he seemed to see two Lin Qiyes, two Wu Hens...

Li Yangde suddenly turned his head to look at the real Lin Qiye, his voice trembling: "This...what on earth is going on..."

Li Yangde pointed at the two "Lin Qiye" and then looked at the two "Wu Hen".

His face was full of confusion: "What...what is going on? Are you...are you transformed into monsters?"

Lin Qiye and others suddenly felt a headache.

How to explain this?

They said they can do the art of splitting themselves into two?

I’m afraid I’ll be considered a psychopath.

Wu Hen's eyes rolled, and he immediately thought of a perfect excuse: "Ahem, father-in-law, you misunderstood! This is our latest developed... uh... invisibility cloak!"

"Yes, the invisibility cloak! We just used the invisibility cloak to avoid the attack of the giant mosquito, so you saw two of us."

"Giant mosquito?" Li Yangde and Chen Haner were confused.

When did giant mosquitoes appear in this forest?

"Yeah, those really big mosquitoes, bigger than your house!"

Wu Hen described it vividly, adding various exaggerated actions and expressions, making it sound as if it were real.

Li Yangde and Chen Haner were stunned and half-believing and half-doubting.

at this time,

A loud "bang" sound came from the huge iron box behind Baili Pang'er, scaring everyone.

"What's that sound?!" Li Yangde looked at the iron box vigilantly.

Wu Hen quickly stood in front of the iron box.

He laughed dryly, "Haha, it's nothing, nothing, just some... game! We hunted it and are going to bring it back to try."

Li Yangde stared at Wu Hen suspiciously: "Game? What kind of game is making such a big fuss?"

Wu Hen's eyes flickered as he stammered, "It's... it's... a particularly... particularly large piece of game!"

As he spoke, he secretly winked at Baili Pang'er.

Fatty Baili understood immediately and quickly agreed, "Yes, yes, it's a really big piece of game! We went to great lengths to catch it!"

Li Yangde wanted to ask more questions, but suddenly, there was another "bang bang bang" sound from the iron box.

The sound became louder and louder, more and more urgent, as if something was about to break out of the box...

Li Yangde's face changed, and he suddenly reached out and grabbed the handle of the iron box: "Let me see what's inside!"