Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen held Li Yangde's hand and said with a smile:

"Old Li, don't get excited. This wild game has a strong temper. It would be bad if it bites you."

He winked hard, signaling Baili Pang'er to think of a solution quickly.

Fatty Baili was sweating profusely. The iron box didn't contain any wild game, but...

He suddenly had an idea and shouted, "Oh no! It's coming out!"

At the same time, he kicked the iron box hard, and the iron box fell down with a deafening sound.

Li Yangde was startled by this sudden change. He subconsciously took a few steps back and stared at the fallen iron box vigilantly.

Amidst the dust, no "game" jumped out of the iron box, but...

Empty!

Li Yangde was stunned, looking puzzled: "What is that? There's nothing inside?"

Wu Hen and Baili Pang'er looked at each other and secretly felt lucky.

It turned out that at the moment when Li Yangde grabbed the handle, Baili Pang'er had quietly opened the secret buckle of the iron box.

Let the "thing" inside escape.

"Cough cough,"

Wu Hen coughed twice awkwardly.

"Well... maybe it ran away? This wild game is... elusive."

Li Yangde obviously didn't believe it, his face darkened: "What the hell are you doing?"

"Lao Li, we really didn't lie to you!"

Baili Pang'er quickly explained, "We really came here..."

"Come to die?"

Li Yangde interrupted him in a strong tone.

"Don't you know how dangerous this forest is? I've told you countless times not to let anyone get close!"

Baili Pang'er was anxious: "But we can save your daughter!"

Li Yangde was stunned: "Save my daughter? What do you mean?"

Fatty Baili took a deep breath and was about to explain, but Wu Hen spoke first, "Old Li, do you want to know your daughter's... measurements?"

Li Yangde and Chen Haner were both stunned and didn't react for a while.

Wu Hen winked at them and gave them a meaningful smile.

Li Yangde's expression grew even darker. He slowly raised the hunting rifle in his hand and pointed it at Wu Hen: "Who are you?"

The atmosphere froze in an instant, and the air was filled with the smell of gunpowder.

Lin Qiye held his forehead helplessly. Wu Hen was really a man who never stopped saying shocking things. The good atmosphere was completely ruined by his words.

He stepped forward, standing in front of Wu Hen, and said calmly, "Lao Li, we are here to shoot a documentary. We will not go back until our goal is achieved."

"Documentary? What kind of documentary would make someone come to this damn place and die?!"

Li Yangde's eyes widened, and he gripped the hunting rifle tighter.

"Get back here right now! This is not the place for you!"

"It's impossible to go back. It's impossible to go back in this lifetime."

Wu Hen poked his head out from behind Lin Qiye and said with a playful smile,

"We've come all this way, how can we go back empty-handed?"

"you……"

Li Yangde was so angry that his beard stood up, but he could do nothing about them.

These two people are stubborn and will not respond to any advice or persuasion. They are even more difficult to deal with than the monsters in the forest!

He paced anxiously, struggling internally.

He was worried about his daughter's safety, but he also didn't want to let these ignorant young people die in vain.

After much thought, a bold idea came to his mind - knock them out and carry them back!

However, this thought only flashed through his mind. After all, the other side had more people and more power, and if a real fight broke out, he might not be able to gain the upper hand.

What's more, if they get hurt, I can't bear the responsibility.

Li Yangde was angry and helpless, and finally decided to calm them down first.

He turned to look at his assistant Chen Han'er and his daughter Li Ting'er, and said in a softer tone, "Han'er, take Ting'er back first."

Although Chen Han'er was worried about her father's safety, she nodded obediently and pulled Li Ting'er to leave.

Li Yangde looked at their backs and thought secretly in his heart:

After they have gone far away, I will find a way to bring them back, even if I have to tie them up!

He took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart.

He said to Lin Qiye and Wu Hen, "Okay, go ahead and take some pictures if you want. I'll walk with you for a while."

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye exchanged glances, both knowing in their hearts that Old Li definitely had no good intentions.

"Thank you very much, Lao Li."

Lin Qiye smiled slightly, with a barely perceptible hint of vigilance in his tone.

Chen Han'er and Li Ting'er gradually disappeared into the depths of the woods.

Li Yangde looked at the direction they left, his eyes gradually becoming colder.

He slowly raised the hunting rifle in his hand and pointed the muzzle at Lin Qiye...

"Young men, I am warning you one last time..."

"Young men, this is my last warning to you. Get out of this forest right now!"

Li Yangde's tone was cold, and the muzzle of the hunting rifle moved back and forth between Lin Qiye and Wu Hen.

"Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude!"

Lin Qiye sighed helplessly. Old Li really wouldn't cry until he saw the coffin.

He was about to speak when Wu Hen took the lead and put on an exaggerated expression of fear.

She said in a trembling voice: "Oh my God, I'm scared to death! Lao Li, you are trying to murder your husband!"

Li Yangde's forehead veins popped out. This kid, he's still talking nonsense at this time!

He roared, "Stop talking nonsense! I'll count to three. If you don't leave, I'll shoot!"

"one!"

Wu Hen suddenly winked at Baili Pang'er.

He whispered, "Fatty, get ready! Remember, don't hit people in the face. We have to save Lao Li's face."

Baili Pang'er understood what he meant, rolled up his sleeves, and was eager to give it a try.

"two!"

Li Yangde's finger was already on the trigger, and he was about to shoot.

"three!"

Before he could finish his words, Wu Hen suddenly shouted, "Now!"

In the blink of an eye, Fatty Baili rushed out like an arrow and kicked Li Yangde in the wrist.

The shotgun flew out of his hand and flew into the air.

Cao Yuanhai was quick-eyed and quick-handed. He caught the hunting rifle and then skillfully unloaded the bullet.

Before Li Yangde could react, An Yuqing had already grabbed him and pinned him to the ground.

Wu Hen squatted in front of Li Yangde with a smile on his face.

She poked his face with her finger and said, "Old Li, why are you doing this? Aren't we doing this for your own good?"

Li Yangde lay on the ground with a bruised face and a confused look on his face.

This group of people are too cruel!

He struggled to get up, but An Yuqing held him down tightly.

"Don't move!" An Yuqing shouted sternly, "Behave yourself!"

Li Yangde completely gave up resistance and stared at the sky with dull eyes.

My mind is full of doubts: Who are these people?

Why are you so skilled?

Are they really here to make a documentary?

Lin Qiye shook his head helplessly.

Said to Wu Hen: "You, you're too harsh."

Wu Hen shrugged, looking innocent: "I can't help it, who told him not to listen? I'm doing this for his own good."

Fatty Baili played with the hunting rifle in his hand and said with a smile, "Old Li, this gun is pretty good. Can you lend it to me for a few days?"

Li Yangde closed his eyes weakly. He didn't want to talk anymore.

An Yuqing took out disinfectant and gauze from her backpack and prepared to treat Li Yangde's wound.

"and many more,"

Lin Qiye suddenly said, "Don't rush to disinfect him..."

An Yuqing took out the disinfectant and was about to pour it on Li Yangde's swollen wrist.

Lin Qiye stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wait."

He squatted down and said sincerely, "Old Li, I'm really sorry. I was a little too rough."

"But you can see we didn't mean to embarrass you."

"Speaking of which, your gun was confiscated, so why did you still dare to charge forward? You are so brave!"

Li Yangde grimaced in pain, his expression even more sour than after eating two pounds of pickled cabbage.

He felt so miserable. These people looked young, but each one was more ruthless than the other. They were simply pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger!

He groaned, "Who...are you?"

"Hey, Lao Li, how many times have we told you that we are making a documentary?"

Wu Hen interrupted and threw a wink.

"Old Li, do you have any thoughts about our heroic figures?"

"Want to join us in filming a documentary? Not impossible, but we'd first need to see if you're good-looking enough..."

Li Yangde almost couldn't breathe. Making a documentary?

What a liar!

With these skills and equipment, people would believe they are a special forces unit!

He endured the pain and asked, "A documentary? What kind of documentary requires being fully armed and carrying a gun?"

"Old Li, you don't understand this,"

Lin Qiye explained, "The competition in the documentary industry is so fierce now. How can we attract audiences without some gimmicks?"

"We call this an immersive experience, understand?"

"Immersive experience? Experience what? Experience being beaten up by a group of young people?"

Li Yangde rolled his eyes, his heart full of doubts.

He always felt that this group of people had bad intentions, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

“Experience the cruelty of nature and the harmonious coexistence of man and nature…”

Wu Hen began to talk nonsense seriously.

"Our goal this time was to photograph the most mysterious creatures in the forest and, by the way, promote the concept of wildlife protection."

Li Yangde sneered: "Mysterious creature? You are not talking about..."

He suddenly thought of something and his expression changed drastically, "Are you guys here to look for..."

Lin Qiye and Wu Hen exchanged a glance, and Lin Qiye smiled slightly: "Old Li, you guessed right."

He took out a photo from his pocket. On the photo was a strange bird with a black body and three eyes.

"That's what we're here for."

Li Yangde stared at the photo, his pupils suddenly contracted, and his breathing became rapid.

He said in a trembling voice: "No... Impossible... It... It has disappeared for a long time..."

Wu Hen smiled mysteriously: "Disappeared? That's not certain."

He patted Li Yangde's shoulder.

"Lao Li, now it's up to you."

Li Yangde looked at Wu Hen's smile and suddenly felt a chill on his back...