Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The giant ant rushed over with a roar, stirring up a gust of wind. Wu Hen was almost blown away, but fortunately he hugged a tree in time.

"Brother Ye, help!" He shouted at the top of his voice, tightly holding the scratcher in his hand, wondering if this thing would be useful against the giant ants.

Lin Qiye remained calm and even yawned.

"Stay calm, don't worry about basic exercises." As he said that, two huge Tang swords appeared out of thin air, flashing with cold light.

The giant ant's forelimbs swung down like a sickle, but Lin Qiye dodged it easily. The Tang sword drew a perfect arc and accurately cut off the giant ant's leg roots.

"Ah--" The giant ant let out a scream, and its huge body fell to the ground with a bang, raising a cloud of dust.

Wu Hen poked his head out from behind the tree, looking confused: "Is this... the end?"

"of course not."

As Lin Qiye spoke, another Tang sword flew out and accurately cut off the forelimbs that bound the girl.

"Little sister, are you okay?"

The girl was still in shock. She looked at Lin Qiye timidly and nodded.

"Wuhu! A hero saves a beautiful girl, a classic scene!"

Wu Hen jumped out from behind the tree and gave Lin Qiye a thumbs up.

"Brother Ye, awesome!"

Lin Qiye glanced at him and said, "Stop talking nonsense and find the ant nest quickly."

As he spoke, a golden light flashed in his eyes, as if he was searching for something.

After a moment, he pointed in a direction and said, "Probably over there."

An Yuqing walked over and glanced at the giant ant that was still wailing. "Can you make it shut up? It's so noisy."

Lin Qiye waved his hand casually, and the giant ant's voice stopped abruptly.

Everyone began to discuss how to deal with the ant nest, and the atmosphere was serious and tense.

Baili Pang'er suggested: "How about...we just blow it up?"

Cao Yuanhai shook his head: "It's too dangerous. There must be a lot of giant ants in the ant nest. What if we can't blow them all up..."

"What should we do then?" Fatty Baili scratched his head.

Wu Hen suddenly said: "I have an idea..."

He smiled mysteriously and took something out of his backpack.

"What is this?" Everyone looked at what he held in his hand curiously.

Wu Hen shook the thing in his hand, a strange smile on his lips: "Secret weapon..."

Wu Hen mysteriously took out a bag of...

washing powder.

"Giant ants are afraid of fragrance, especially the scent of laundry detergent. This is my most precious treasure!"

He talked nonsense in a serious manner.

Everyone looked unhappy, and Fatty Baili couldn't help but complain, "Why are you washing clothes here?"

Wu Hen chuckled and said, "Don't disbelieve me, I've verified it scientifically!"

As he spoke, he sprinkled laundry detergent on the giant ant's wound.

The giant ant really stopped wailing and even revealed...

The expression of pain?

Everyone looked at each other, what the hell was this?

“It seems to be working!”

Wu Hen was very proud.

"Let's split up into two groups. Brother Ye, take little sister to a safe place first. I'll go with them to destroy the ant nest!"

An Yuqing handed a thick winter coat to Lin Qiye and another to Wu Hen, saying softly, "Be careful."

Wu Hen took the clothes and said with a sly smile: "Qingqing still cares about me~"

An Yuqing rolled her eyes at him and said nothing, but a hint of worry flashed in her eyes.

Lin Qiye took the clothes and said to the little girl, "Let's go, let's leave here first."

The little girl held Lin Qiye's hand tightly.

Wu Hen, along with Baili Pang'er and Cao Yuanhai, carried laundry detergent and headed towards the ant nest.

"and many more,"

Wu Hen suddenly stopped and took out a suona from his backpack.

"I almost forgot to bring the background music!"

He took a deep breath, and the sound of the suona echoed through the mountains and forests...

"Are you sure this thing works?" Fatty Baili looked doubtful.

"certainly,"

Wu Hen is full of confidence.

"This is my ancestral insect repellent magic weapon!"

The three of them came near the ant nest, but found that the periphery of the nest was densely packed with giant ants. There must be tens of thousands of them.

"Wuhu, take off!"

Wu Hen yelled and threw the bag of laundry detergent in his hand towards the ant nest...

"and many more……"

Cao Yuanhai suddenly pointed to the top of the ant nest, his tone solemn,

"what is that?"