Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden mission - Wilderness Survival Master! Reward: Super Invincible Thunderbolt Invincibility... Itchy Scratch!"

Wu Hen looked at the system reward and his face turned green.

"What does this thing do? Tickle me? System, are you serious?"

The system's mechanical voice remained steady: "Host, please do not question the professionalism of this system. This tickle contains mysterious power that can save lives at critical moments!"

Wu Hen rolled his eyes, turned around and winked at Lin Qiye: "Brother Ye, it looks like we'll have to camp out in the wilderness tonight. I'm a little excited just thinking about it~"

Lin Qiye ignored him, looked around, and said in a deep voice: "The terrain here is open and the view is good, suitable for camping."

Everyone was exhausted both physically and mentally, and had no objection to Lin Qiye's arrangements. The feeling of fatigue surged over them like a tide.

"Fatty, tent." Lin Qiye said concisely.

"Okay!" Fatty Baili responded and took out two from his backpack...

A giant metal box?

Everyone looked confused.

Baili Panger smiled and pressed the button, and the metal box instantly unfolded.

It has been transformed into two luxurious tents full of technology, with all the necessary internal facilities and even independent air-conditioning systems.

Lin Qiye and Wu Hen looked at each other, both a little surprised.

This little fat guy is really hiding his true potential...

Four hours later, everyone had rested and continued their exploration.

After a simple breakfast, Lin Qiye and Wu Hen took turns to keep watch.

Just when Wu Hen was playing "Super Invincible Thunderbolt Invincible Tickle" out of boredom, he suddenly noticed something strange.

"Brother Ye, something's happening!"

Wu Hen lowered his voice and pointed to the edge of the forest, "What is that?"

Lin Qiye looked in the direction of Wu Hen's finger, and his pupils suddenly shrank.

They saw a giant red ant carrying an unconscious girl, stealthily watching them from the edge of the forest...

Wu Hen licked his lips and whispered, "There's going to be a good show to watch..."

The giant red ant is huge, standing like a hill, its scarlet shell gleaming coldly in the morning light.

The girl it was carrying looked pale, and her life or death was unknown.

Wu Hen touched his chin and smiled mischievously: "Tsk tsk tsk, these ants have a unique taste. Do you want to take them away?"

Lin Qiye glared at him and said, "Don't be so sarcastic. This giant ant might be difficult to deal with. Let's take a look at the situation first."

"Brother Ye, what are you afraid of? If we work together, it will be easy to capture him. If all else fails, I still have my secret weapon!"

Wu Hen mysteriously took out the "Super Invincible Thunderbolt Invincible... Itchy Scratcher".

It swayed in front of Lin Qiye.

Lin Qiye frowned: "Are you sure this thing works?"

Wu Hen was full of confidence: "Of course! Anything produced by the system must be top quality!"

As the two were talking, the giant ant seemed to sense their presence.

He turned his head suddenly, staring at them with his scarlet compound eyes, and let out a shrill hiss.

"Fuck, I've been discovered!" Wu Hen screamed and quickly hid behind Lin Qiye, "Brother Ye, protect me!"

Lin Qiye sighed helplessly, drew his sword, and assumed a fighting stance.

"An Yuqing, Cao Yuanhai, be alert!" Lin Qiye ordered in a deep voice.

"Got it!" The two men immediately entered combat mode and were ready for battle.

"Fatty, protect yourself." Lin Qiye turned around and said to Baili Fatty.

Baili Pang'er patted his chest and assured: "Brother Ye, don't worry. I am the young master of the Baili Group. I am a delicate and precious person, and I cherish my life very much!"

After saying that, he quickly hid in the luxurious tent and turned on the air conditioner.

Lin Qiye: “…”

On the other side, Li Yangde and Chen Haner followed the giant ant's footprints.

Suddenly, I discovered that in addition to the giant ant's footprints, there were footprints of four other people.

"Strange, why are there other people in this primeval forest?"

Li Yangde asked in confusion.

Chen Haner squatted down and observed the footprints carefully: "These footprints are very new, they should be not far ahead of us."

"Could it be that they provoked the giant ants?" Li Yangde guessed.

"It's hard to say. Giant ants generally don't attack humans, unless..."

Chen Han'er paused, his face solemn, "Unless it feels threatened."

"Aren't those four people very dangerous?" Li Yangde's face changed.

Chen Haner looked up in the direction where the giant ant disappeared.

"Could it be Liu Qingnian and his fearless fellows?"

Li Yangde's tone was filled with a hint of anger, "I knew they would do something bad!"

Chen Han'er frowned. "Giant ants usually don't attack humans unless they feel threatened or... they're guarding something important."

She looked up at the direction where the giant ants disappeared, a trace of worry flashing in her eyes: "I hope they are okay..."

The morning light sprinkled on the forest, giving everything a golden edge.

Lin Qiye patted Wu Hen's shoulder gently: "Wake up, it's time for a shift change."

Wu Hen rubbed his eyes and yawned: "Brother Ye, thank you for your hard work."

"By the way, this super invincible thunderbolt invincible tickle is really comfortable..."

An Yuqing and Cao Yuanhai also woke up quickly and began to prepare for a new day of exploration.

Only Fatty Baili was still sound asleep. Lin Qiye kicked him without hesitation: "Wake up! The sun is shining on your butt!"

Fatty Baili groggily got up, rubbing his eyes and asking, "Brother Ye, what would you like for breakfast? Coffee or milk?"

"coffee."

Lin Qiye and Wu Hen said in unison.

"OK!"

Baili Pang'er instantly became energetic and skillfully operated the portable coffee machine. The rich aroma of coffee soon spread.

He took out various exquisite cakes and fruits,

He said, "I don't know what happened to Liu Qingnian and the others. I didn't see them yesterday..."

Lin Qiye took the coffee, took a sip, and his eyes fell on the edge of the forest: "They should be nearby..."

He paused and looked at Wu Hen, "Have you prepared your 'secret weapon'?"

Wu Hen chuckled and took out a scratcher from his pocket, his eyes filled with inexplicable excitement: "Always be ready!"

Suddenly, there was a tremor of the ground and the giant ant appeared before everyone's eyes again.

Its scarlet compound eyes flashed with ferocity and it let out a deafening roar.

Behind it, four disheveled figures followed. They were Liu Qingnian and the others...

When Liu Qingnian saw Lin Qiye and the others, he seemed to have seen a savior and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Help!"

Wu Hen licked his lips and whispered, "Brother Ye, it looks like the fun is about to begin..."

Baili Pang'er deftly arranged the folding tables and chairs, covered them with a snow-white tablecloth, and the exquisite tableware sparkled. If you didn't know better, you would have thought they were camping in a five-star hotel.

Lin Qiye and Wu Hen lay comfortably in the rocking chairs, holding coffee in their hands, looking at the sumptuous food in front of them, lost in thought.

"Brother Ye, this...is not quite the same as how I imagined surviving in the wild."

Wu Hen spoke in a resentful tone, scratching his chin with a tickler in his hand.

"Where's the promise of eating raw meat and drinking blood, sleeping in the open air? This is simply a vacation!"

Lin Qiye glanced at him and said, "It's good enough to have something to eat. Stop talking nonsense."

As he said that, he picked up the knife and fork, ready to cut a piece of delicious steak.

The knife and fork stopped in mid-air. Lin Qiye suddenly looked up, his eyes as sharp as torches, staring straight at the edge of the forest.

Wu Hen also noticed something strange and followed Lin Qiye's gaze. The huge red ant, still carrying the unconscious girl, was staring at them fiercely.

The atmosphere froze instantly, as if even the air had stopped flowing.

Wu Hen swallowed and subconsciously touched the scratcher in his pocket. Does this thing really work?

Lin Qiye, however, acted as if he didn't see the giant ant and continued to cut the steak with graceful movements, even humming a little tune.

He cut off a piece of tender and juicy beef, picked it up with a fork, and waved it in the direction of the giant ant, with a playful smile on his face: "Want to eat it? Come and get it~"

This naked provocation made the giant ant's compound eyes turn scarlet in an instant. It let out a deafening roar, and its huge body trembled slightly, as if it was about to rush forward in the next second.

"Brother Ye, are you serious?"

Wu Hen's voice trembled a little. Although he knew that Lin Qiye was very strong, the size of this giant ant was too scary. It was simply a small tank!

Lin Qiye put the beef into his mouth, chewed it slowly, and then said slowly: "What are you afraid of? If an enemy comes, we will fight him; if a flood comes, we will block it with earth..." He

After a pause, he looked at Wu Hen and asked, "Is your 'secret weapon' ready?"

Wu Hen took a deep breath and took out the scratcher.

A hint of determination flashed in his eyes: "I've been prepared for a long time! Anything produced by the system must be a masterpiece! Today, I will let it see how powerful I am!"

The giant ant could no longer hold back, and it spread its six sturdy legs and rushed towards Lin Qiye and Wu Hen.

The earth began to tremble and the trees shook violently...

"coming!"

Wu Hen shouted. Lin Qiye's mouth curled up slightly: "Finally..."