Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Oh my god, this old man is serious!" Wu Hen screamed and subconsciously hid behind Lin Qiye.

This sudden change made him a little confused.

Lin Qiye looked around with sharp eyes and vigilance. This dreamlike place was full of weirdness.

"Old man, what are you talking about? We have no grudges against each other in the past or present, what are you doing?" Wu Hen poked his head out and asked with an unhappy look on his face.

"Young man, don't be so angry."

Wu Gou Lao said with a smile,

"I just want to invite you to explore this wonderful world together."

"Explore the world? I think you want to trap us here!"

Wu Hen curled his lips. It was obvious that this old man was not a good person.

"Haha, young man, don't think so. I'm inviting you sincerely."

As Wu Gou Lao spoke, a sparkling gem appeared in his hand.

"This is a good thing. It can help you improve your strength quickly."

"Improve your strength?"

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked at each other and saw a hint of doubt in each other's eyes.

What is this old man up to?

At the same time, the small town outside the primeval forest was shrouded in panic.

"My little sister! Where have you been?"

A gray-haired old man was shouting anxiously at the door of the hotel.

"Don't worry, sir. We have already sent someone to look for him."

The hotel owner comforted him,

"Maybe the little girl is just having fun and will be back soon."

"But it's been several hours, it's already dark, and she hasn't come back yet..."

The old man's voice trembled and his eyes were red.

Other people in the hotel also joined the search team.

"Uncle, don't worry, we will definitely find the little girl!" said a young forest ranger.

"I hope so..." The old man sighed, his heart filled with uneasiness.

"Hey, do you think there are any monsters in this primeval forest?" someone whispered.

"Don't talk nonsense, there are no monsters in this world..." another person retorted, but his tone was a little uncertain.

"Shh! Listen..." Suddenly, someone signaled everyone to be quiet.

A subtle rustling sound came from the depths of the forest, becoming clearer and clearer...

"It seems...something is coming..."

Cao Yuanhai pointed at the worker ants' route on the map, his brow furrowed. "This route looks like it's heading towards the town! Brothers, we're doomed!"

An Yuqing disagreed: "You're overthinking it, Lao Cao. The ant colony's goal is food. There are people coming and going in the town. How dare they come? I'm afraid they'll be collectively asking for their lives."

Lin Qiye touched his chin, his eyes flickering: "Having said that, we can't completely rule out this possibility."

"What if the queen suddenly gets a brainwave and decides to try some human flesh for a change?"

Wu Hen joked on the side: "Hey, hey, hey, Brother Qiye, your imagination is a bit too wild!"

"However, if you could really see ants attacking a city, the scene would be exciting just thinking about it!"

"I'm going to record it and post it on WeChat Moments with the title 'Doomsday is Coming, Ants Are Taking Over the Earth!' How do you think?"

Lin Qiye rolled his eyes at him and said, "Be serious! This is no joke."

He turned to Baili Pang'er and said, "Pang'er, are there any families living alone on the edge of town?"

Baili Pang'er thought for a moment and said, "There are indeed a few families who live in the suburbs and don't usually interact with people in town."

Everyone's heart skipped a beat, and an ominous premonition came over them.

"This is a big trouble,"

Lin Qiye said in a deep voice, "The ant colony is so large, if it really runs to the edge of the town... the consequences will be unimaginable."

Wu Hen also put away his playful smile and turned serious: "What are you waiting for? Find the ant nest quickly and kill the queen ant! That's the serious business!"

But the problem is, how easy is it to find an anthill in this vast primeval forest?

Everyone was silent, and the atmosphere was as heavy as a stagnant pool of water.

As time passed, everyone's heart became heavier.

At this moment, the hotel owner came running over in a panic.

His face turned pale. "Oh no! Oh no! The forest rangers said... traces of giant ants were found at the edge of the forest! And... and..."

Her voice was choked with sobs and she couldn't utter a complete sentence.

"besides?"

Lin Qiye stood up suddenly, a chill running from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.

"What else?"

The proprietress's lips trembled as she spoke in a barely audible voice, "...They...they seemed to have found...pieces of the little girl's...clothing..."

Wu Hen took a breath and grabbed Lin Qiye's arm: "Brother Qiye...this...this..."

Lin Qiye pushed Wu Hen's hand away, rushed out of the hotel and ran towards the depths of the forest.

"Wait for me!"

Wu Hen followed closely behind, running and shouting,

"Brother Qiye, wait for me! Why are you running so fast? Wait for me to team up and fight monsters together!"

His voice gradually faded into the forest shrouded in darkness...

All that was left in the hotel were the frightened looks and uneasy silence...

Suddenly, a shrill scream pierced the night sky...

Lin Qiye rushed into the forest as fast as the wind.

"Oh my god, Brother Qiye, wait for me!"

Wu Hen shouted behind him, like a crazy fan chasing his idol for an autograph.

Suddenly, Lin Qiye stopped and Wu Hen almost bumped into him.

"Why did you brake so suddenly? You almost sent me away!" Wu Hen complained.

Lin Qiye ignored his complaints and stared at a worker ant on the ground, lost in thought.

"Have it!"

He suddenly slapped his thigh excitedly.

"Next time we encounter a worker ant, let's spare its life!"

"Huh? Spare its life? Brother Qiye, what are you doing? Can ants be kept as pets?" Wu Hen looked confused.

"Hehe, the secret cannot be revealed!" Lin Qiye smiled mysteriously, then looked up at the sky, his eyes gradually changing from doubt to expectation.

At the same time, in a small town hotel outside the primeval forest, a white-haired old man walked in with his little granddaughter.

"Madam, please stay in our hotel!" the old man shouted with full energy.

An old lady popped her head out from behind the counter. "Stay in the hotel? Sure, a standard room is eighty per night, check out before noon tomorrow."

The old man paid the money readily and took his granddaughter upstairs.

The little girl looked very tired. As soon as she entered the room, she fell on the bed and fell asleep in a short while.

The old man looked at his sleeping granddaughter, smiled kindly, turned around and went downstairs to get some hot water.

Just as he reached the corner of the stairs, he suddenly heard a loud "bang" from the second floor, followed by a piercing scream...

The old man went downstairs humming a little tune, carrying a kettle, thinking about where to take his granddaughter to play tomorrow.

Suddenly, there was a loud "bang" from upstairs, the sound of broken glass was crisp and sharp, followed by the scream of the little granddaughter!

The old man's heart tightened, and the kettle fell to the ground with a bang. He didn't care about the hot water splashing on his feet, and rushed upstairs in two steps.

There was a big hole in the window of the room, and cold wind rushed in. The bed was empty, with only messy bedding and broken glass scattered on the floor.

"Little lady!" The old man was terrified and rushed to the window, only to see a huge ant - bigger than a buffalo!

He was carrying his little granddaughter and quickly disappeared into the forest shrouded in darkness.

The ant was pitch black all over, shining with a metallic luster, and it was obvious that it was not a good person.

"Beast! Put my granddaughter down!" The old man's eyes were bloodshot and he jumped out of the window without thinking.

He chased after it desperately, but due to his old age and frail body, he could not catch up with the giant ant's speed. He could only watch his granddaughter being carried farther and farther away.

Despair overwhelmed him like a tide. He collapsed to the ground powerlessly, tears streaming down his face, calling out his granddaughter's name.

Twenty minutes later, a rapid knock on the door broke the silence of the Forest Ranger Bureau.

Li Yangde was sleeping soundly, dreaming of a date with his goddess, but was awakened by a sudden knock on the door.

He suddenly opened his eyes, feeling irritated.

"Who is it? Why are you knocking in the middle of the night? Are you in a hurry to be reincarnated?"

He got up cursing, grabbed a coat and put it on, walked to the door in his slippers, and opened it.

"Captain Li...Captain Li..."