Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"It's over, it's all over..."

Before Wu Hen finished speaking, the system prompt sounded suddenly: "Ding! The host is detected to be in danger, triggering the emergency task - Ants climbing trees! "

“Mission requirements: Ride on that big ant and hold on for one minute.”

"Mission Reward: One bottle of Ant Strength Pills. After taking them, you will gain the strength of an ant, which lasts for five minutes."

Wu Hen: “???” What kind of mission is this?!

Before he could complain, the blood-colored giant ant had already rushed to Baili Pang'er, opened its huge mouthparts, and was about to swallow him in one gulp!

At the critical moment, Wu Hen slid under the giant ant's crotch, then jumped onto the giant ant's back.

"Gee!" Wu Hen shouted, grabbing the bulge on the giant ant's back with both hands, as if he was riding a wild horse.

The giant ant was startled by the sudden attack and shook its body wildly, trying to throw Wu Hen off.

Wu Hen was like a plaster stuck on it, and no matter how the giant ant tossed it around, he just wouldn't let go.

"Fuck! Brother Hen is awesome!" Fatty Baili was still in shock. Looking at Wu Hen bouncing on the giant ant's back, he couldn't help but cheer for him.

The giant ants ran around wildly, knocking the surrounding trees to the ground. For a moment, the forest was in a mess.

A minute later, the system prompt sounded again: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the task! The reward has been issued."

Wu Hen breathed a sigh of relief, jumped off the giant ant's back, took out the ant strength pill rewarded by the system, and swallowed it without hesitation.

A warm current surged through his body, and Wu Hen felt full of strength.

He clenched his fists, and his bones made crackling sounds.

"Next, it's my turn!" Wu Hen grinned and looked at the giant ant that was still going crazy...

At the same time, inside the Zhenxu Monument, Liu Xidi swung a huge blood hammer and smashed it hard on the Zhenxu Monument.

With a loud "boom", the Zhenxu Monument shook violently, but it still stood firm.

"Two more hammers! Just two more hammers!" The sixth seat had a ferocious look on his face.

In the distance, bursts of gunfire and explosions were heard.

A grenade landed near the sixth and fourth seats and exploded with a loud bang, illuminating their figures with dazzling white light.

The sniper rifle on the watchtower immediately opened fire, and bullets poured down like raindrops.

The fourth seat remained calm and raised his hand to block the bullet shot at him.

"Sure enough, the scale of the Zhenxu Monument is even larger than we imagined. It is not easy to completely destroy it."

The fourth seat spoke calmly.

"However, this is also within our expectations. With my level, completing this mission is only a matter of time. We can't waste too much time here..."

He paused, his eyes stern, "Sixth seat, prepare to break out!"

Si Xidi snorted coldly and waved his hand seemingly casually. The bullets shot at them returned back the same way as if time was flowing backwards, and their speed was even faster than when they came!

"Puff puff puff--" With a few muffled sounds, the guard on the watchtower was instantly shot in the head, and the blood splattered on the cold metal wall, which was shocking.

"Those rioting prisoners should be able to tie down some of the defense forces, right?"

The Sixth Seat spoke in a muffled voice, brandishing the blood hammer, with a faint glow of blood flowing on the hammer.

"It doesn't matter,"

The fourth seat's tone was indifferent.

"Even if they are completely wiped out, they are nothing more than a bunch of trash."

"In this prison, apart from those old guys, everyone else is just a bunch of dirtbags, nothing to be afraid of."

"Now that the power of the Zhenxu Monument has been weakened, it's the perfect time for us to escape!"

At the same time, in a room in the prison, Wu Hen was picking his toes out of boredom, when he suddenly felt a familiar sense of oppression weaken.

"Huh? What's going on?"

Wu Hen touched his chin, thinking of the meteorite he saw during the day.

"Could it be that... this ruins-suppressing stele is related to that thing? The suppressive force has weakened, doesn't that mean..."

A gleam of light flashed in his eyes, "The perfect time to escape from prison has come!"

In Wu Hen's mind, the system's voice sounded at the right time: "Ding! Detecting the host's restlessness, triggering a special mission - Prison Hero! "

“Mission requirements: Successfully escape from prison.”

Mission Reward: A random artifact and the title of "Prison Break Master."

"Oh my god, this reward is too tempting!"

Wu Hen rubbed his hands excitedly.

"A divine weapon! Just thinking about it is exciting! It's time to show off my true skills!"

Wu Hen tiptoed to the door and observed the situation outside through the crack.

The corridor was in chaos, with alarms and shouts coming one after another.

"It seems that the fun has already begun..." Wu Hen took a deep breath and slowly opened the door...

Lin Qiye sat cross-legged in his cell, closing his eyes to rest.

He also felt the fluctuation of the power of the Zhenxu Monument and frowned slightly.

"Is the time... coming?" He opened his eyes.

Suddenly, a figure appeared at the end of the corridor. The man was wearing a nurse's uniform and walked towards this side stealthily.

Lin Qiye's eyes narrowed, and alarm bells rang in his heart: "Something is wrong..."

He was about to shout a warning when the man suddenly stopped, turned around, and said in a strange tone: "Hey, brother, do you want to break out of prison together?"

The man's strange voice echoed in the corridor. Lin Qiye's heart trembled and he became secretly alert.

The man was wearing a nurse's uniform and was walking towards this side stealthily. He was obviously a veteran.

Lin Qiye's gaze swept back and forth over him several times, finally landing on those eyes that were flashing with cunning light.

"Don't look at it anymore. Time is running out. The power of the Zhenxu Monument is weakening. This is our only chance."

The man whispered, his tone full of urgency.

Lin Qiye narrowed his eyes, and his alertness grew stronger.

Who is the person in front of me?

Is he a savior who rescues or a seducer who sets a trap?

He quickly weighed the pros and cons, and the image of An Yuqing emerged in his mind.

If they don't take action now, once the Zhenxu Monument completely collapses, all of them will be in greater crisis.

"Okay, I promise you, but you must ensure the safety of my companions." Lin Qiye said in a deep voice with a firm look in his eyes.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye exchanged a quick glance and then began to act.

Wu Hen covered his stomach with a painful expression on his face. He slowly walked to the middle of the corridor and shouted, "Brother, hurry up, my stomach hurts so much, take me to the toilet!"

Seeing this, the caregiver's expression changed. He quickly walked up to Wu Hen and asked with concern, "What's wrong? Just find a toilet. Don't worry."

Wu Hen grabbed the caregiver's arm and said hurriedly, "My stomach is cramping and I can't hold it anymore. Take me in quickly!"

Although the caregiver had some doubts in his heart, he was still fooled by Wu Hen's acting skills.

He frowned, nodded helplessly, and took Wu Hen to the toilet.

Lin Qiye followed closely behind.

Half a minute later, the caregiver came out of the toilet with a satisfied smile on his face.

He said to Wu Hen and Lin Qiye, "The toilet is now unblocked. You can use it without worry."

Wu Hen pretended to be grateful and patted the caregiver on the shoulder: "Thank you very much, it's really timely!"

The caregiver smiled, turned and left the room, saying hello to the researcher not far away: "Everything is normal, the toilet problem has been solved."

The researcher nodded, not noticing anything unusual.

At this time, the sound of the door being locked was heard from the bathroom, and everything was going smoothly according to plan.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye smiled at each other, secretly rejoicing in their hearts.

Just as the caregiver was about to disappear at the end of the corridor, Lin Qiye suddenly whispered, "Wu Hen, everything is ready, only the east wind is missing."

"The east wind will arrive soon." Wu Hen smiled evilly, with a determined light flashing in his eyes.

The toilet door opened with a slight "click", and Lin Qiye and Wu Hen changed into nursing uniforms and walked out of the toilet in a swagger.

The two looked at each other and said nothing.

"Wuhu, take off!"

Wu Hen lowered his voice and rubbed his hands excitedly, "Artifact, here I come!"

Lin Qiye shook his head helplessly. This kid was really heartless. He was still thinking about the artifact at this time.

"Let's go out first, don't waste time."

The two walked side by side into the corridor, when suddenly, a figure blocked their way.

The man was hunched over and had gray hair. It was none other than the old Wu Gou whom I had met before!

"Fuck, old man, why are you here?" Wu Hen was startled and almost shouted out loud.

Wu Gou Lao stared at them with his cloudy eyes and grinned, revealing a few missing yellow teeth: "Hey, young men, where are you going?"

Wu Hen's eyes rolled, and he immediately pretended to be impatient: "What's it got to do with you? Go cool off!"

Wu Gou Lao, however, was not angry at all. Instead, he smiled even more happily: "Don't be impatient, young man. It's not good to be so angry. Why not... dream with me?"

"Dreaming?" Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked at each other. Could this old man be suffering from Alzheimer's?

Wu Gou Lao stretched out his skinny hand and waved it gently, and the surrounding scene changed instantly.

The originally cold metal corridor has been transformed into a paradise filled with birdsong and flowers.

"What the hell?!" Wu Hen widened his eyes, looking confused.

Lin Qiye frowned, feeling an ominous premonition in his heart.

This old Wu Gou is definitely not a simple person!

"Welcome to my dream,"

Wu Gou Lao's voice rang in his ears, with a strange smile, "Here, everything is possible..."

He slowly raised his hand and pointed forward: "Like...stay forever."