Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Li Yangde opened the door and saw his father standing at the door.

Like a snowman, his face was red from the cold, and there were ice chips hanging on his eyebrows and eyelashes, making him look like two caterpillars.

The old man was crying and snotting, shaking like a sieve, and mumbling something.

Li Yangde took a step back in disgust.

"Dad, what are you doing? It's the middle of the night, are you performing performance art?"

The old man grabbed Li Yangde's arm with incredible strength.

The hand, as frozen as an ice cube, clamped him tightly, and Li Yangde felt that his arm was about to be crushed.

"Tingtingting...Tingtingting she..."

The old man squeezed out a few words tremblingly, his voice hoarse like a broken bellows.

Li Yangde's heart skipped a beat, and a bad premonition came over him.

He quickly pulled the old man into the house and poured him a cup of hot water.

"Dad, please tell me slowly, what happened to Tingtingting?"

The old man took the hot water, gulped down a few mouthfuls, and then he recovered.

He recounted in fragments how Tingtingting was captured by a giant ant.

The ant was bigger than a buffalo, and its body was pitch black with a metallic luster. It looked like it was not a good thing!

The old man gestured as he spoke, dancing with excitement and spitting everywhere.

"Dad, are you sure you're seeing this? Ants? Ants bigger than buffaloes?"

Li Yangde felt that his brain was not enough. What was going on?

The old man stamped his feet anxiously.

"Why would I lie to you? I saw it with my own eyes! The ant carried Tingtingting and scurried off into the forest in a flash!"

Li Yangde's face suddenly changed. Tingtingting was his only precious daughter!

He grabbed the old man's shoulders and said, "Which way did the ant go?!"

The old man pointed at the dark forest, his hands shaking like he had late-stage Parkinson's disease.

"Right...right over there! That damn place!"

Li Yangde turned around and rushed into the house without saying a word.

The old man grabbed him.

"Where are you going? Are you going to die alone? Call the police immediately! Find the patrol bureau! Find the God Slayer!"

Li Yangde shook off the old man's hand and said, "Call the police? By the time they get here, the opportunity will be gone!"

"Those people up there just know how to pass the buck and shirk responsibility. Tingtingting can't wait!"

His tone was firm and decisive, "This is a shabby place, the people above can't control it at all! I have to go and save my daughter myself!"

He rushed into the house, grabbed a heavy black windbreaker and put it on, then dragged a large box out from under the bed.

The old man followed him tremblingly.

"Yang De, what are you doing? What's in this box?"

Li Yangde rummaged through the box without even looking up. "Something! Something to save my life!"

He took out a dagger with a cold gleam from the box and skillfully made a few moves with it.

He then took out a crossbow with a peculiar shape. The crossbow was flashing with a faint blue light, and it was obvious that it was not an ordinary item.

"Dad, stay home and don't go anywhere!"

The old man was anxious, "No! I have to go with you! Tingtingting is also my granddaughter!"

Li Yangde suddenly raised his head, his eyes sharp, "Dad! If you go, you will only hold me back!"

"Just listen to me and wait at home! I promise to bring Tingtingting back safely!"

His tone was unquestionable and carried an irresistible majesty.

The old man wanted to say something else, but Li Yangde pushed him out of the door forcefully.

With a "bang", the door was slammed shut and locked.

Li Yangde took a deep breath, turned around and took out a yellowed sheepskin map from the box, and carefully identified it under the dim light.

"Damn it, I've never been into this forest before... I hope Tingtingting is lucky..." he muttered to himself.

He stuffed the map into his arms, picked up a large, exaggerated machete, walked to the door, and yanked it open.

"Chen Han'er!"

After locking the door, Li Yangde shouted loudly, his voice like a bell, especially loud in the silent night.

I saw that Chen Han'er was already fully armed, wearing a black suit, standing at the door with a heroic look, holding two daggers that were shining with cold light in his hands.

She nodded slightly at Li Yangde, her eyes firm and without a trace of hesitation.

The two stood side by side in the night wind. The cold wind howled, blowing up the fallen leaves on the ground, making a rustling sound.

In front of them was a pitch-black forest, like a giant beast with a bloody mouth, lurking quietly in the night, waiting for its prey to arrive.

Li Yangde took a deep breath,

At the same time, the forest farm was abandoned.

"Sister Yu Qing, are you sure this is the place? It's so eerie and scary."

Baili Pang'er rubbed his arms, shrank his neck, and felt a chill on his back.

Cao Yuanhai also looked around. The dilapidated factory buildings and rusty machines looked particularly strange under the dim moonlight.

"This place... doesn't look like it's infested with giant ants."

An Yuqing nodded, his expression solemn. "According to the tip-off, Tingtingting was last seen near here before she disappeared."

"Besides, the old man also pointed out the direction, so it shouldn't be wrong."

Lin Qiye folded his arms, quietly observing the surrounding environment with a frown on his face.

Wu Hen was jumping up and down, making strange noises from time to time, like a wild monkey that had broken free from its leash.

"Brother Ye, this place is gloomy and spooky. Is there any dirty thing there? Why don't we go back? I'm timid and afraid of the dark."

As he spoke, he sneaked behind Lin Qiye.

Lin Qiye glanced at him and said, "If you are afraid of the dark, just close your eyes."

"That won't work! What if something attacks me while I have my eyes closed?"

Wu Hen widened his eyes and stared around with a vigilant look.

Suddenly, Wu Hen's system made a "ding" sound, and a strange task popped up:

[Task: Imitate a giant ant]

[Reward: One Ant Strength Pill (strength increases tenfold after taking, lasting ten minutes)]

When Wu Hen saw this task, his eyes lit up.

A tenfold increase in strength?

This is great stuff!

He rubbed his hands, eager to try.

"Brother Ye, look what I found!" He pointed to a pile of weeds not far away and said mysteriously.

Lin Qiye followed his gaze and saw something moving behind the pile of weeds...

"Brother Ye, look what I found!"

Wu Hen pointed to an abandoned low-rise building not far away and lowered his voice in a mysterious tone.

As if he had discovered a new world, he winked and said, "That building... feels a bit interesting!"

The group approached the low building, with Fatty Baili huddled at the back.

He looked around nervously: "Sister Yu Qing, how about... let's just forget it?"

"This place is so dark and eerie. I feel...it's getting cold..."

"What are you afraid of? It's just a dilapidated building."

Wu Hen patted Baili Pang'er's shoulder, acting like an older brother.

"Fatty, have courage! Think about Tingtingting, think about your future wife and children, and go for it!"

"You say it's easy, but what if there really are some giant ants in there..."

Baili Fatty swallowed his saliva.

"That thing could eat me in one bite! How could I possibly survive...?"

"Don't worry, with Brother Ye here, no giant ant can stand up to us!"

Wu Hen said, not forgetting to throw a coquettish glance at Lin Qiye, "Brother Ye, don't you agree?"

Lin Qiye glanced at Wu Hen expressionlessly: "Don't be so joking, go in and take a look."

The four of them searched the low buildings one by one.

Fatty Baili closed his eyes and rushed to the first floor, only to bump into Lin Qiye.

"Oh my god! Who is it?" Fatty Baili covered his nose with tears in his eyes.

"With your tiny body, bumping into anyone is like scratching an itch."

Wu Hen laughed heartily on the side.

"There's nothing inside." Lin Qiye said concisely.

"It's all for nothing!" Fatty Baili stomped his feet in anger.

When he reached the last low building, Lin Qiye suddenly stopped and his eyes fell on the third window from the left on the second floor.

"There... is someone there."

Wu Hen raised his eyebrows, a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Interesting..."