Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen was still immersed in the joy of completing the rune mission when the system's cold, mechanical voice rang in his ears: "New mission released! Ten minutes limited to steal Zeus's wine glass!"

When Wu Hen heard this, he almost fell flat on his face. Is this system kidding him?

He quietly looked up at Zeus who was sitting in the main seat in the banquet hall. He saw that the king of gods was holding a wine glass and chatting and laughing with the gods next to him. The wine glass was right next to him!

Wu Hen's eyes rolled around. This was not going to be easy!

Not to mention that all the gods around him have piercing eyes and golden pupils, just look at Zeus's divine power. It's difficult for him to get close to him, let alone steal anything!

This system is simply pushing him into the fire pit!

Wu Hen was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan. Ten minutes! How could he steal it?!

He suddenly had an idea and lowered his voice to ask the system: "Big Brother System, what will happen if this mission cannot be completed?"

The system replied in a calm tone: "Eradicate."

Wu Hen: “…”

He took a deep breath and said, "Okay! Let's go for it!"

"Hey? Isn't that the guy who just completed the rune mission? Why does he look a little strange?"

"Who knows? Maybe he's just too happy to be silly."

Wu Hen heard the gossip of the surrounding gods, but he turned a deaf ear to them, staring at the wine glass in Zeus's hand, praying in his heart: God bless me, please don't let me die here!

Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind, and a bold plan gradually took shape...

He picked up the wine glass and staggered towards Zeus...

"Brother Zeus, let me toast you!"

Wu Hen's eyes lit up and a plan came to his mind!

He picked up the wine flask and gulped down a large mouthful. Then, pretending to be drunk, he staggered and mumbled, "Good wine! Good wine! Another glass..."

His exaggerated acting skills are so exaggerated that the Oscars owe him a little golden man!

The gods around him were stunned by his sudden performance, and even the usually serious Erlang Shen Yang Jian couldn't help but twitch his mouth.

"What is this kid doing again?" Taibai Jinxing stroked his beard, but his eyes were staring at Wu Hen's every move shrewdly.

Wu Hen staggered in front of Zeus, and accidentally slipped, and fell towards Zeus like a kite with a broken string!

"Be careful!" the surrounding gods exclaimed.

Zeus was also startled by this sudden change, but he was the king of gods after all, so he reacted very quickly and reached out to help Wu Hen.

However, at this moment, something even more unexpected happened!

"Snapped!"

With a crisp sound, the wine glass in Zeus' hand disappeared!

Everyone was stunned and looked at Wu Hen in unison. He had already fallen flat on his face with a silly smile on his face, as if he knew nothing.

"Where is my wine glass?" Zeus frowned and looked around.

"Strange, I clearly saw it in your hand..."

"Could it be that someone stole it during the chaos?"

The gods around were talking about it, but no one noticed the cunning smile that flashed across Wu Hen's lips.

However, Hera seemed to sense something was wrong. She frowned and looked at Wu Hen. Wu Hen's heart tightened, but his face still maintained a silly look of drunkenness.

"My beautiful goddess, you are so beautiful! You are a hundred times more beautiful than the moon goddess, no, ten thousand times more beautiful!" Wu Hen started the exaggerated flattery mode, trying to paralyze Hera's suspicion with words.

Hera was flattered by this sudden praise. Although she still had some doubts in her heart, her expression softened a little.

She snorted coldly and did not pursue the matter of the wine glass.

Seeing this, Wu Hen was secretly delighted and secretly transferred the wine glass hidden in his sleeve into the system space.

The mission completed prompt sounded and he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

However, before he could recover from his shock, the system's cold, mechanical voice rang in his ears again: "New mission released..."

Wu Hen suddenly had an ominous premonition. Before he could check the task content, he heard the system continue: "Go to the mysterious garden where the banquet is held and search for..."