Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen looked at Yang Jian, who was pressing him step by step, and secretly groaned in his heart: "It's over, it's over, I've been discovered? I haven't even eaten my hot meal yet!" His eyes rolled, and a harmless smile appeared on his face: "Oh, Brother Yang Jian, you misunderstood! I just think this jar is antique and I want to pick it up to admire it."

Who is Yang Jian?

He was the renowned Cold-Faced God of War in the Three Realms. He saw through Wu Hen's clumsy lies at a glance and snorted coldly, "Stop pretending! What you hold in your hands concerns the well-being of all people in the world!"

"All the people in the world? Are they as handsome as me, Wu Hen?" Wu Hen complained in his heart, but he didn't dare to be negligent. He said "No, no, no, let's talk it over" while secretly backing away.

Yang Jian would not let him escape. He flashed in front of Wu Hen and reached out to grab the wine jar from his hand.

Wu Hen was well prepared. He dodged Yang Jian's attack with a "lazy donkey roll" and then ran away holding the wine jar.

"Want to run? No way!" Yang Jian shouted angrily, and the three-pointed, double-edged sword in his hand shone brightly, and the tables, chairs and benches in the kitchen were instantly turned into powder.

Wu Hen dodged left and right, looking very embarrassed, but he held the wine jar tightly and refused to let go no matter what.

"Hand over the things obediently, and I can spare your life!" Yang Jian's voice exploded in Wu Hen's ears.

"I won't!" Wu Hen shouted as he ran, "I found this first, whoever grabs it gets it!"

"Looking for death!" Yang Jian was completely enraged. The fluctuations of his magical power became stronger and stronger, and the entire kitchen began to shake violently...

Wu Hen was stunned by this powerful force. Seeing Yang Jian's three-pointed, two-edged sword about to chop him down, he closed his eyes in despair. However, at this moment...

At the critical moment, Wu Hen suddenly had an idea and a bold idea came to his mind.

He closed his eyes, concentrated his mind, and silently chanted: "System, system, come out and save us! You can set any conditions!"

In an instant, Wu Hen felt a strange power surging into his body.

He suddenly opened his eyes, and a cunning light flashed in his pupils.

"System prompt: The 'Illusionary Pursuit' skill has been activated for the host, lasting 30 seconds. Please complete the goal as soon as possible!"

Wu Hen's lips curled up into a wicked smile, "Three! Two! One! Now!"

He suddenly threw the wine jar in his hand into the air, "Brother Yang Jian, this is what you want, right?!"

Yang Jian subconsciously swung his three-pointed, double-edged sword, smashing the wine jar into pieces.

However, at the moment when the wine jar shattered, a fog suddenly appeared in front of Yang Jian's eyes. In the fog, a huge black shadow could be vaguely seen, rushing towards him with its fangs and claws bared!

"Not good!" Yang Jian was shocked and quickly waved his three-pointed, double-edged sword to block.

Taking advantage of the moment when Yang Jian was distracted, Wu Hen got up from the ground at lightning speed, grabbed the mysterious rune that fell on the ground, and ran away.

"Hahahaha, Brother Yang Jian, thank you for letting me win!"

Yang Jian quickly regained consciousness from the illusion, only to find that Wu Hen had already run away. "Damn it! How dare you cheat!"

He was about to chase after him, but suddenly discovered that Wu Hen did not run away, but instead walked towards the banquet hall with the rune in his hand...

"What does this kid want to do?!"

Yang Jian was furious. How dare this kid play tricks on him!

He caught up with him in one leap, and the powerful fluctuations of divine power seemed to overturn the entire banquet hall.

Wu Hen felt a chill on his back. This was no joke. Yang Jian really wanted to roast him and eat him!

He didn't care about anything else and rushed into the banquet hall.

In the banquet hall, all kinds of gods were toasting and chatting happily. Suddenly, a figure rushed in hurriedly, followed by Erlang Shen Yang Jian with a sullen face. This scene was even more exciting than watching a drama!

"My dear gods and masters, look! I got the treasure!" Wu Hen was panting while holding up the rune in his hand. He was so proud that he almost had the words "Come and praise me" carved on his face.

When the gods saw it, they were immediately shocked. This rune exuded an ancient and powerful aura, and it was obvious that it was not an ordinary item.

Even the usually aloof Odin couldn't help but take a few more glances, not to mention those gods who were already eyeing Wu Hen covetously, their eyes all turned red!

Wu Hen enjoyed the feeling of being the center of attention. He succeeded!

Not only did he complete the task, he also slapped the faces of those who looked down on him!

He gave those awakened ones, whose eyes were almost bleeding from jealousy, a provocative smile that said, "I just want to ask if you submit or not."

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the mission. Reward: an 'Invincible Golden Bell' experience card, valid for 24 hours!"

Wu Hen was immersed in the joy of victory when he suddenly felt a strange aura...