Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"You..." Erlang Shen Yang Jian spoke slowly, his voice low and powerful.

Wu Hen's scalp went numb and he almost died on the spot.

This little look was even more accurate than radar, locking onto me instantly.

No, we have to find a way to get out of this quickly!

While pretending to admire the magnificent decorations of the banquet hall, he secretly observed Yang Jian's movements with the corner of his eye.

My goodness, this great god is like a moving iceberg. Wherever he goes, the temperature drops by several degrees.

While avoiding Yang Jian's death gaze, Wu Hen racked his brains to think about the clues of the rune.

Suddenly, he noticed that in the corner of the banquet hall, several awakened people were fiddling with something furtively.

"Could it be..." Wu Hen's heart moved and he quietly moved over.

"Hey, kid, what are you doing sneaking around there?" A rough voice suddenly sounded behind Wu Hen.

Wu Hen looked back and saw a burly awakened person with a face full of flesh staring at him with a bad look.

"No...nothing, I was just taking a look." Wu Hen said with a wry smile.

"Just looking around? I think you want to steal something!" The Awakened One snorted coldly, "Don't think I don't know what you're up to. If you know what's good for you, get out of here and don't get in the way of me making money!"

Wu Hen cursed in his heart, these guys are really looking down on others, thinking that he is the same as them, and is here for those material things?

"Big brother, you misunderstood. I'm not interested in material possessions." Wu Hen said with a forced smile, "I'm just interested in..."

Having said that, he paused deliberately, then lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "Do you feel like something is calling us here?"

The Awakened One was stunned at first, then burst into laughter: "Boy, stop playing tricks here! This is..."

Before he could finish his words, Wu Hen's face suddenly changed drastically. He pointed at the Awakened One and shouted in horror, "You...how come you have such a terrifying aura?!"

"Fuck! Dude, why do you smell like spicy crayfish or snail noodles? No, it's mixed with the smell of durian, it's amazing! Are you planning to evolve into a biological weapon right here?" Wu Hen pinched his nose exaggeratedly and took a few steps back. His expression was as if he really smelled some shocking smell.

His actions completely confused the awakened person.

What the hell?

Do I smell?

Is this guy here to make fun of me?

The awakened people around also cast curious glances at him. What kind of thing is this kid doing?

Wu Hen didn't care what they thought. He continued to raise his voice and shouted with great emotion: "Oh no! This guy is possessed by an evil spirit! Everyone, come and help!"

This shout directly alarmed all the bigwigs in the banquet hall.

Zeus frowned. Who was this person who was so disrespectful as to disturb his delicious food and wine?

Hera's face darkened and she swept over here with a sharp look. How dare you act wildly in my territory? Are you tired of living?

Odin touched his one eye with interest. This kid is quite interesting.

Taibai Jinxing and Chang'e also looked over curiously. This farce really added a lot of fun to the banquet.

Only Erlang Shen Yang Jian still had a stern expression, but his sharp gaze never left Wu Hen. There was definitely something wrong with this kid!

The Awakened One was completely panicked by Wu Hen's actions and quickly waved his hands to explain: "I didn't, I'm not, don't talk nonsense! There is no evil spirit on me, and I don't smell!"

Unfortunately, no matter how he explained, no one believed him.

Wu Hen’s acting is so good that his terrified expression is even more real than the real thing.

While everyone's attention was drawn to him, Wu Hen quietly slipped away.

Are you kidding me? Are you going to stay here and die?

Thirty-six strategies, taking action is the best strategy!

He had no interest in playing hide-and-seek with these big guys; runes were the most important thing.

With so many eyes staring at us in the banquet hall, finding the rune is almost impossible. We need to change our thinking.

Thinking of this, Wu Hen had a flash of inspiration and a bold idea came to his mind.

He sneaked into the kitchen of the banquet hall...

"Hehe, these guys would never have thought that I would come to a place like this." Wu Hen muttered to himself while rummaging through the drawers in the kitchen.

"Hmm? What is this?" He suddenly found a strange box in a corner with some ancient runes carved on it.

"Could it be..." Wu Hen was delighted and reached out to open the box.

Suddenly, a furry little hand stretched out from the box and grabbed his wrist...

Wu Hen never expected that this box actually had an automatic anti-theft function!

Looking closely, he saw a furry little claw tightly grasping his wrist. The claw was small and delicate, but it contained a power that should not be underestimated.

"Oh my god, these days, even a box can become a spirit?" Wu Hen couldn't help but complain. The world is becoming more and more magical.

The owner of the little paw seemed to be angered by Wu Hen's words and suddenly jumped out of the box.

A small, snow-white creature appeared in front of Wu Hen. Its big round eyes glared at him, and its furry tail stood up high, as if warning him not to act rashly.

"What is this? A mini tiger?" Wu Hen looked at the unidentified creature in front of him, frantically searching for relevant information in his mind, but unfortunately, he found nothing.

The little guy had no intention of chatting with Wu Hen. He opened his mouth, revealing two sharp little fangs, and bit Wu Hen's arm.

"Damn it! Are you serious?" Wu Hen dodged the attack quickly. If he was bitten, he would probably be half dead.

The small kitchen instantly turned into a battlefield. Wu Hen dodged left and right, but could not escape the little guy's pursuit.

This guy was incredibly fast, and his attack angles were tricky. Wu Hen was forced to retreat again and again, and it seemed like he had no way to escape.

"No, we have to think of a way!" Wu Hen's eyes turned and a plan came to his mind.

He picked up a bag of flour next to him and threw it towards the little guy.

"Take my move! Scatter the flowers!"

The white powder instantly filled the entire kitchen. The little guy was caught off guard and choked, coughing and stopping his attack.

Wu Hen took the opportunity to grab a handful of chili powder and threw it at the little guy, hitting him right in the eye.

"Ouch!" The little guy let out a scream and rolled on the ground, tears mixed with chili powder covering his face.

Wu Hen would not miss this good opportunity. He grabbed a big pot next to him and slammed it on the little guy, then used all his strength to press the pot down.

"Hehe, little guy, you're still a little too young to fight with me!" Wu Hen said proudly. This trick of "Mount Tai Pressing Down" is indeed very useful.

After taking care of the little guy, Wu Hen continued to search in the kitchen.

Hard work pays off, and he finally found an ancient wine jar in a corner. A faint light was emitting from the mouth of the jar. That light was exactly the same as the one he saw on Lin Qiye!

"Finally found it!" Wu Hen was extremely excited and reached out to take the wine jar.

"What are you doing?" A cold voice suddenly sounded behind Wu Hen.

Wu Hen's whole body stiffened and he slowly turned around, only to see Erlang Shen Yang Jian standing at the kitchen door, looking at him coldly, his eyes seemed to be able to see through all his thoughts.

"I..." Wu Hen opened his mouth, but didn't know how to explain.

He was still holding the wine jar that was emitting rune light in his hand. It looked like he was guilty of a crime!

Yang Jian approached step by step, and the powerful pressure made Wu Hen almost breathless.

"Tell me, who are you and what is your purpose here?" Yang Jian's voice was as cold as ice, making people shudder.

Wu Hen knew that this time he was probably in great danger...