Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"You!" Hades roared, but his voice was trapped in the water ball, seeming particularly weak.

He never imagined that he, the great Pluto, would be forced into such a situation by an unknown kid!

Wu Hen didn't want to listen to his nonsense. He shook his wrist, a golden light flashed, and the dagger was firmly inserted into Hades' chest.

"Congratulations to the host for completing the hidden mission: defeat Hades, the god of the underworld! The reward has been issued, please check it!" The system's voice sounded in Wu Hen's mind, but he couldn't be happy.

What is this?

As soon as I arrived, I was asked to fight with Hades. Isn’t this tutorial too exciting?

!

Before he could recover from his shock, the system started issuing new tasks.

"Ding! It's detected that the host has entered the main plot of the banquet. A new mission has been released: Treasure Hunt during the banquet!"

"Treasure hunting? What treasure are you looking for?" Wu Hen was confused.

"Please explore the specific content on your own. This system can only provide limited hints: runes, gods, and crises."

Wu Hen almost vomited blood. What's the difference between this hint and not saying anything?

He was feeling depressed when the gods around him gathered around him and started talking about him.

"Who is this kid? He can actually defeat Hades?"

"He doesn't look like a powerful character. Could he be a hidden master?"

"Humph, I think he used some despicable means!"

Wu Hen listened to these discussions and secretly groaned in his heart. These guys really just wanted to watch the fun and make trouble. Didn’t they see that the person involved was still standing here?

He was just about to find an excuse to slip away when he felt several malicious gazes falling on him.

"Other awakeners have also received similar tasks..." Wu Hen understood instantly that this banquet seemed to be more than just eating and drinking. An undercurrent of competition had already begun.

what to do? Waiting online, it’s very urgent!

Wu Hen's eyes rolled, a plan came to his mind, and a cynical smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

He cleared his throat and said loudly, "Everyone, to celebrate my victory over Hades, how about..." He paused deliberately, then turned around abruptly and struck a funny pose, "Let's perform a dance to liven up the atmosphere!"

Wu Hen's actions completely confused all the gods.

I thought this guy was going to use his ultimate move, but this is what happened?

That's it?

!

"Isn't this kid a fool?"

"Looks like, defeating Hades was probably just luck."

"Shh, keep your voice down, don't let him hear."

The gods were whispering to each other, looking at Wu Hen with eyes full of mockery and ridicule.

Only Odin had a barely perceptible smile in his eyes. This kid is quite interesting.

Wu Hen didn't care what they thought and just started dancing his own "Invincible Universe Breakdance".

To be honest, this dancing posture is only slightly better than that of patients in a mental hospital.

As he danced, he secretly observed the gods around him, especially those awakened ones who were hostile to him.

"Found it!" Wu Hen was delighted. He found a burly, muscular man hiding in the corner, staring at him with cold eyes.

"There must be something wrong with this guy!" Wu Hen thought to himself, but he did not act rashly. Instead, he continued to act crazy and stupid, attracting everyone's attention.

While dancing, Wu Hen suddenly slipped and fell towards Zeus.

"Oh my god, what is this kid trying to do?!"

"Are you planning to harm Lord Zeus?!"

The gods were suddenly horrified and stood up to stop Wu Hen.

Only Zeus sat back and watched Wu Hen rushing towards him with a calm expression.

"boom!"

Wu Hen "accidentally" fell at Zeus's feet. He pretended to groan in pain while secretly looking at Zeus.

"Huh? No..." Wu Hen was confused. Could it be that he guessed wrong?

At this moment, Zeus suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed Wu Hen's shoulder.

"Boy, you..."

Before Zeus finished speaking, Wu Hen suddenly felt a powerful force coming from Zeus's hand. He was startled and suddenly looked up at Zeus' eyes.

"you……"

Zeus' fingers were like iron pliers, tightly gripping Wu Hen's shoulders. The powerful pressure made it almost impossible for him to breathe.

The gods around did not dare to breathe, for fear of angering the king of gods.

Hera was even more furious and wanted to eat Wu Hen alive.

"How dare this brat be so rude to my Lord Zeus!"

Wu Hen felt like a fish on the chopping board, at the mercy of others.

It’s over, Barbie Q is in trouble this time!

At the critical moment, Wu Hen thought of a clever idea and forced a smile that was uglier than crying. He stammered, "Lord Zeus, your aura is too strong. I can hardly bear it!"

As soon as these words came out, the whole place was in an uproar.

This kid never stops until he says something shocking!

Zeus was stunned at first, then he burst into laughter, and his thick beard trembled.

"You are quite interesting, kid!"

When the other gods saw Zeus smile, they also breathed a sigh of relief, and the atmosphere suddenly became much more relaxed.

Only Hera was still glaring at Wu Hen angrily, as if she wanted to stare two holes in him.

Wu Hen secretly felt lucky that he was quick-witted and had resolved the crisis.

He was about to run away when he felt a sharp gaze falling on him.

He looked up and saw Erlang Shen Yang Jian staring at him with a scrutinizing gaze, as if he could see through all his disguises...

"You..." Yang Jian spoke slowly, his voice low and powerful.