Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Ding! New mission: Go to the mysterious garden where the banquet is held and look for the 'Gift from the Moon Goddess'." The system's cold voice exploded in Wu Hen's mind.

"The gift from the Moon Goddess? What is that? Is it delicious?" Wu Hen complained in his heart. The name sounded very high-sounding, but for him, as long as it didn't ask him to steal the goddess's bellyband, everything else was fine.

Looking around, the banquet was still going on, and the gods were chatting and laughing, unaware of the undercurrent.

Wu Hen's eyes rolled and a plan came to his mind. He staggered over to pick up a glass of wine, pretending to be drunk, and stumbled towards the garden.

"Oh, it seems this little brother has drunk too much." Taibai Jinxing stroked his beard and smiled meaningfully.

Erlang Shen Yang Jian stared at Wu Hen's back with a stern gaze, thinking to himself, "This kid is sneaky. There must be something wrong with him."

Wu Henke had no idea that he was being targeted. He burped and looked around, searching for the entrance to the garden.

"Found it!" Wu Hen's eyes lit up, and a hidden path appeared in front of him. He crouched down and slipped in like a thief.

However, as soon as he stepped into the garden, a powerful restrictive force came towards him, like an invisible wall, blocking his way.

"Oh my god! Is there such a thing?" Wu Hen was shocked by this sudden change. He tried to break through the restriction in various ways, but all ended in failure.

At this moment, several figures appeared at the entrance of the garden. They were the other awakened people who had been at the banquet before. They also felt the existence of the ban, but there was no panic on their faces. Instead, they showed a smile of determination.

"Looks like the real show is about to begin." Wu Hen's mouth curled up slightly, muttering to himself, "It's time to show my real skills!"

He took a deep breath, his eyes sharp as a torch, and slowly extended his hand, pointing to a rockery deep in the garden...

Wu Hen looked at the rockery in front of him, a playful smile appearing on the corner of his mouth.

The other awakened ones thought he was going to force his way in, and they were all ready to reap the benefits.

"Brothers, this kid must be getting impatient. Let's wait and see. Once he has exhausted the power of the restriction, we can rush in all at once!" A burly man with a face full of flesh whispered to the people beside him, his tone full of greed and cunning.

However, Wu Hen's next words surprised them.

"Ah, these days, even a garden has to be so complicated and mysterious." Wu Hen sighed exaggeratedly, then squatted down and began to fiddle with an inconspicuous grass at his feet.

"What is this kid doing? Is he crazy?" Everyone was puzzled, but only Wu Hen himself knew that he was not crazy, but was "communicating" with his golden finger.

"Brother System, please stop keeping me in suspense and tell me how to get in. These guys look creepy."

"Ding! We've detected the host is in trouble. Special assistance is provided: Please walk counterclockwise along the edge of the garden for ninety-nine steps, then blow towards the pattern on the third stone slab to open the hidden passage."

Wu Hen suppressed the urge to complain and followed the system's instructions. Sure enough, the moment the pattern on the third stone slab touched his breath, a crack actually appeared next to the rockery, and the crack was gradually getting bigger!

"Oh my god, there is such a thing?" The other awakened people were stunned. This sudden change was completely beyond their understanding.

Wu Hen ignored their shock and slipped into the passage without a second thought. Without even turning his head, he said, "Everyone, I'll go first. You guys take your time and have fun!"

The passage was pitch black, and Wu Hen was groping his way forward cautiously. However, at this moment, he suddenly felt his feet go empty...

"Oh my god, what's going on?!"

"Damn, these days, even a passage is so dishonest, and there's even free fall involved?" Wu Hen complained while adjusting his posture in the air, trying his best to keep himself balanced.

Fortunately, the passage was not too deep, and Wu Hen landed quickly. Although he fell on his butt, he was not seriously injured.

He stood up, rubbing his butt, brushed off the dust on his body, and was about to move on when he suddenly felt a dangerous breath coming towards him.

"Oh my god, what's going on? Is there another boss battle?" Wu Hen immediately became alert. He looked around and found himself in an empty stone chamber. In the center of the chamber was a huge magic circle emitting a faint light.

"Ding! The host is detected to have encountered a space trap, please be careful!" The system's prompt sounded at the right time.

"Space trap? What the hell is that?" Wu Hen was confused.

"Brother System, please think of a solution quickly. This thing looks very powerful." Wu Hen asked anxiously.

"Ding! Abnormal energy fluctuations detected in the trap. It is recommended that the host try to interfere with its operation using unusual means."

"Abnormal means? What do you mean by abnormal means? Do you want me to sing and dance?" Wu Hen was even more confused.

"Ding! Host, please explore on your own. This system can only provide limited assistance."

"Oh my god, it fails at the critical moment. This system is too unreliable!" Wu Hen was in tears.

He racked his brains, and suddenly an idea struck him: "Unusual means? How about... I try telling a joke?"

Wu Hen cleared his throat and said loudly to the magic circle, "Ahem, one day, a penguin went to the hospital for a checkup. The doctor asked it what was wrong with it. The penguin said, 'I feel like my wings are about to fly.' The doctor replied coldly, 'You're great, then.'"

Wu Hen's jokes were not funny, and even sounded a bit cold, but they were particularly clear in the empty stone chamber, and also produced a strange echo that reverberated in the magic circle.

"Hahahaha... wings... fly..."

A magical thing happened. As Wu Hen's jokes echoed in the stone chamber, the energy fluctuations of the magic circle actually began to become unstable, and the originally faint light began to flicker.

"Oh my god, this trick really works?" Wu Hen himself was stunned. He didn't expect that a casual joke he told could actually break the ancient magic trap.

Just like that, amid Wu Hen's burst of "hahahaha", the energy of the magic circle completely dissipated, and the space trap was also lifted.

"Huh, finally done!" Wu Hen breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and continued walking towards the depths of the garden.

Finally, Wu Hen came to the deepest part of the garden, and a fruit emitting a faint silver light appeared before his eyes. It was exactly the "gift from the Moon Goddess" he was looking for.

However, just as Wu Hen was about to reach out to pick the fruit, a figure blocked his way.

"Wu Hen, we meet again." Yang Jian held a three-pointed, double-edged sword in his hand and looked at Wu Hen coldly, with a vigilant light flashing in his eyes.

Wu Hen looked at Yang Jian standing in front of the fruit, and he knew that the fight was inevitable.