Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen felt like he had fallen into a swamp, and the more he struggled, the deeper he sank.

"Oh my god! Is this old man trying to scam me? He's trying to blackmail me?" He cried out in surprise, not forgetting to complain.

Lin Qiye next to him was much calmer, with a frown on his face. He tried various methods to escape from this strange dream, but to no avail.

"Grandpa, we have something to discuss! Look at me, I'm so handsome..." Wu Hen wanted to show off his smooth talking skills, but was interrupted by Wu Gou Lao.

"Don't be so long-winded, young man. Listen to my advice and run away."

Wu Gou Lao gnawed on a chicken leg and said vaguely,

"Those guys outside are coming for this shabby place of mine."

"The seal of the Ruins-Suppressing Monument is about to break. When that happens... hehe, you're all doomed."

"At... you?"

Lin Qiye was slightly stunned. Apart from a few mentally ill patients and medical staff, what else was there worth worrying about in this mental hospital?

and many more……

Wu Gou Lao?

Town ruins monument?

Wu Hen also realized that this old man was not an ordinary mental patient!

He was acting crazy and stupid before, but now it seems that he was hiding his strength!

"Fuck, old man, I admire your ability to play the pig and eat the tiger! What's going on out there?"

Wu Gou Lao wiped his greasy mouth and sighed: "Those guys were all coming for me. Back then, I was... Never mind, let's not talk about it."

"Anyway, you guys should leave quickly. I can still hold on for a while."

"Can you hold on by yourself?" Wu Hen was a little skeptical. Although the old man looked very capable, he was old after all. How long could he hold on?

Wu Gou Lao smiled mysteriously, revealing a few broken yellow teeth: "Boy, you underestimate me. Back then..."

He suddenly stopped and looked at Wu Hen meaningfully.

"Let's go quickly, don't waste time. Remember, go east, there is a secret door there..."

He leaned close to Wu Hen's ear and whispered a string of strange words.

"What the hell? Open Sesame?" Wu Hen looked confused.

Wu Gou Lao glared at him angrily: "This is a code word! Do you understand the code word? Just follow my instructions and you can get out!"

Wu Hen followed Wu Gou Lao's instructions half-believingly, walked to the wall, took a deep breath, and recited the strange words in a rhythmic manner.

There actually was a secret door on the wall!

"Oh my god! It actually works!"

Wu Hen exclaimed, turned to look at Wu Gou Lao, "Grandpa, take care!"

He pulled Lin Qiye and stepped into the secret door.

The secret door slowly closed, and the last ray of light disappeared.

Meanwhile, outside the mental hospital, two men in black uniforms were talking in low voices.

"Second seat and fifth seat have arrived, just waiting for our signal." said one of the men.

The other man, the so-called "Second Seat," nodded and stared coldly at the door of the mental hospital: "Let's get started."

Wu Gou Lao finished his last bite of chicken leg, threw the bone away, and waved his hand casually: "Hurry up and go, young people, the world is big, you should go and see it."

"I'm an old man now, I just like staying at home and don't want to go anywhere."

Dreams are like broken mirrors, peeling off piece by piece.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye woke up suddenly and found themselves standing outside the laboratory door, looking confused.

"Damn, what just happened?" Wu Hen rubbed his temples, feeling like he had a strange dream.

Lin Qiye frowned, recalling what Wu Gou Lao said in his dream, as well as the strange string of code words.

He clearly remembered that Wu Gou Lao said he knew the code words to leave here.

But when he and Shen Qingzhu were locked up last night, Wu Gou Lao clearly didn't mention this matter...

"Code word? What code word?" Wu Hen looked confused.

Lin Qiye did not answer, but walked straight to the end of the corridor.

There is an inconspicuous iron door there, which is usually locked and few people pay attention to it.

He took a deep breath and imitated Wu Hen's exaggerated tone in his dream, reciting the strange string of words in a rhythmic manner.

With a click, the lock on the iron door opened.

"Oh my god, it really works!" Wu Hen was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped. "Lao Lin, you hid it well enough! When did you learn this trick?"

Lin Qiye ignored Wu Hen's teasing and pushed open the iron gate.

Outside the door was a dark passage, and no one knew where it led to.

At the same time, outside the mental hospital, Er Xi looked at the closed door.

A sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth: "It seems that the old fox inside has not given up struggling yet..." He raised his hand and made an attacking gesture.

Wu Xi smiled slightly: "Tonight, let him be completely free." He took out a black box and slowly opened it.

Inside the box, there lay a...

"Let's run away. The feng shui of this place is bad. It's not advisable to stay here for long." Wu Hen rubbed his arms, looking like he couldn't wait to run away.

Although Lin Qiye still had a frown on his face, he stepped into the passage without hesitation.

The two of them, one in front and one behind, quickly disappeared into the darkness.

Relying on the "Merlin magic" learned from Wu Gou Lao (made up by Wu Hen himself), they had a smooth journey, disguised themselves as caregivers in a mental hospital, and successfully deceived several doctors and nurses on night shift.

Wu Hen even stole a few white coats, calling them "trophies, understand?"

Lin Qiye remained silent throughout, scanning the surroundings vigilantly, feeling that something was wrong.

"Brother, hold on tight! My disguise skills deserve an Oscar! I owe you a little golden man!"

Wu Hen was still feeling complacent, unaware that danger was approaching.

When they reached a transparent electronic door, they were stopped.

A uniformed security guard stared at them expressionlessly: "Codeword."

Lin Qiye and Wu Hen looked at each other, and their hearts skipped a beat at the same time.

code word?

What's the code word?

Mr. Wu Gou never mentioned this at all!

"Um... I'm sorry, we are new here and don't know much..." Wu Hen tried to get away with it.

The security guard's eyes turned even colder: "New here? Why haven't I seen you before?"

"Haha, we...night shift, night shift..." Wu Hen laughed dryly, with beads of sweat oozing from his forehead.

I cursed in my heart: Is this old man trying to trick us on purpose?

Lin Qiye calmly gripped the hilt of the sword, ready to strike at any time.

At this moment, the loudspeaker in the corridor suddenly sounded, and a hoarse voice slowly rang out: "The King of Heaven and the Tiger of Earth..."

The first half of the codeword "The King of Heaven Covers the Earth, the Tiger" came from the loudspeaker, and Wu Hen and Lin Qiye exchanged glances instantly.

Wu Hen's eyes rolled and he thought to himself: Damn, isn't this code too old-fashioned?

However, no matter how old-fashioned it is, it works!

He cleared his throat and shouted in an extremely exaggerated tone: "The pagoda suppresses the river monster!"

The security guard nodded expressionlessly and opened the electronic door.

Wu Hen immediately pulled Lin Qiye in and ran inside, not forgetting to turn around and make a "yeah" gesture to the security guard.

He was so proud that if you didn't know him, you would think he had won five million.

Lin Qiye seemed much calmer. He looked back in the direction of the mental hospital with a complicated look in his eyes.

There was something strange about the code words just now.

Who else in the mental hospital would know this code?

Could it be...

After passing through the electronic door, the view suddenly opens up.

It was no longer the white corridor inside the hospital, but a narrow passage leading to the ground.

"Wuhu! The breath of freedom!" Wu Hen opened his arms and took a deep breath, like a husky that had just escaped from a cage.

Lin Qiye grabbed him and said, "Don't be too happy too soon. I'm afraid things are not that simple."

He remembered the meaningful look in Wu Gou Lao's eyes in his dream, and had a bad feeling in his heart.

The code words just now made him almost certain that the person on the other end of the loudspeaker was Wu Gou Lao himself.

But why would he do this?

Is it...

"Hey, Lao Lin, can you please stop being such a downer? We finally managed to escape, can't we just have some fun?"

Wu Hen complained somewhat dissatisfiedly.

However, Lin Qiye ignored his complaints and walked straight to the exit of the passage.

"Wait for me!" Wu Hen hurriedly followed.

At the end of the passage is a heavy iron door.

Lin Qiye reached out and pushed, but it didn't move at all.

"Oh my god, why can't this thing be opened?" Wu Hen also went forward to try, but it was of no use.

"It seems that I need a key." Lin Qiye looked around and began to look for the mechanism to open the door.

Suddenly, a voice sounded behind them: "Do you need any help?"

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye turned around suddenly and saw a man in black uniform appear behind them.

The man was tall, wearing a pair of sunglasses, with an ambiguous smile on his lips.

"Who are you?" Lin Qiye asked vigilantly.

The man did not answer, but slowly took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of cold eyes: "Second seat."

At the same time, outside the fasting center, the ropes on the three people who were tied up suddenly broke.

The fifth seat's first seat stretched his sore shoulders and complained, "Why tie it so tightly? Don't you know my old arms and legs can't take it?"

The second-in-command glanced at Shen Qingzhu coldly and said, "You are too weak. You are not qualified to participate in this battle."

There was a hint of disdain and helplessness in his tone.

He raised his hand and tore open a space crack, then said to Wu Xidi, "Let's go. There's a lot of commotion at the main gate. We should go join in the fun."

The two men stepped into the crack one after another and disappeared.

Shen Qingzhu looked up towards the main entrance of the fasting center, only to see flames shooting into the sky and deafening explosions.

She gripped the sword tightly in her hand, her heart filled with uneasiness.

The situation seems to be more tense than imagined.

Wu Hen in the passage looked at the "Second Seat" in front of him.

I couldn't help but complain: "Second seat? Are you an insurance salesman? Go away, don't waste our time."

Lin Qiye sensed a dangerous aura. He gripped the sword tightly and said in a deep voice, "It seems that our itinerary for tonight needs to be temporarily changed..."

The smile on the second seat's lips gradually widened, revealing a row of sharp white teeth: "It seems that you have made your choice."

He slowly raised his right hand, and a ball of black energy condensed in his palm.

"Wait! I choose C! Isn't it okay if I regret it?!" Wu Hen shouted.

However, Er Xi ignored his antics and instantly erupted with black energy, shrouding the entire passage in darkness...

"Fuck! Lao Lin! Protect the emperor!"