Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Prison escape plan

The sixth seat swung the huge blood hammer and smashed it hard at the Zhenxu Monument!

With a loud "bang", the Zhenxu Monument shook violently, and spider-web-like cracks spread across the monument.

The sixth seat looked like a madman, his eyes were bloodshot, and he swung his hammer again!

"Boom! Boom!" There were two more deafening noises, and the cracks on the Zhenxu Monument became more dense, as if it would collapse at any time.

"Just...just two more hammers!"

Liu Xidi gasped, and the light on the blood hammer dimmed.

"Damn, this thing actually has a usage limit!"

He spat fiercely, his eyes full of regret and unwillingness.

If two more hammers hit it, this broken monument will definitely be finished!

At this moment, "Bang bang bang!" There was a burst of dense gunfire in the distance, followed by "boom boom" explosions and flames shooting into the sky.

A grenade streaked across the night sky and landed not far from the Sixth and Fourth Seats. It exploded with a loud bang, and the dazzling white light instantly illuminated the entire area.

"Exposed!"

The fourth seat growled, grabbed the sixth seat's shoulder, and hid behind a huge rock in a flash.

Almost at the same time, the sniper rifle on the watchtower spewed out flames.

Bullets rained down like raindrops, hitting the boulders and sending sparks flying.

The fourth seat remained calm, raised one hand and drew an arc in the air.

A shocking scene occurred - the bullets shot at them suddenly changed direction strangely and flew back!

"Since the Zhenxu Monument is so large, it is not surprising that it is difficult to destroy."

The fourth seat spoke calmly, as if everything was under control.

"With my realm, it's only a matter of time to complete the mission. We can't waste time here."

He glanced at the fire burning in the distance and the sound of approaching footsteps, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Heh, it seems they are quite anxious..."

Si Xidi slowly lowered his hand, which was stained with blood.

He looked towards the Sixth Seat."

The Sixth Seer stared blankly at the Fourth Seer, then looked at the bullet-riddled sentry tower in the distance, blood trickling down the wall...

He swallowed his saliva and said in a trembling voice, "Master Si... Si Xi, you... you just..."

"Just now? What happened just now?" Si Xidi raised his eyebrows and asked in a puzzled manner.

He casually brushed off the non-existent dust on his sleeves and glanced at the Sixth Seat with contempt.

"It's just a little trick, not worth mentioning."

Liu Xidi swallowed his saliva, horrified.

How is this a trick?!

This is clearly defying fate and changing one's destiny!

The fourth-ranked person can actually control the trajectory of the bullet. This strength is too terrifying!

He suddenly felt that his previous thoughts were too naive. Compared with the fourth place, he was simply a piece of trash!

"Master Si Xi, you are truly amazing!"

The first of the six seats flattered him, "With you here, we will definitely succeed in escaping the prison!"

The fourth seat snorted lightly and did not comment.

"Those rioting prisoners should be able to tie up a lot of defense forces, right?" Liu Xidi asked tentatively.

"Contain? Haha..."

The fourth seat sneered,

"It doesn't matter even if they are completely wiped out."

He paused, a sharp look flashing in his eyes.

"In this prison, apart from those old guys, who else can stop me?"

The sixth seat felt a chill in his heart, for he knew that the fourth seat was telling the truth.

The people imprisoned in this prison are all vicious and cruel criminals, but compared with the Four Seats, they are nothing but small fry.

At the same time, on the other side of the prison, Wu Hen was lying on the bed, picking his toes out of boredom.

Suddenly, he felt a familiar feeling of oppression disappear.

"Huh? What's going on?" Wu Hen sat up suddenly, looking confused.

This sense of oppression comes from the Zhenxu Monument.

Could it be that the strange meteorite that appeared during the day is really related to the Zhenxu Monument?

Wu Hen's heart moved, and a bold idea came to his mind.

"System, what is the success rate of jailbreaking now?"

"Ding! Current jailbreak success rate: 80%!" The system's cold voice sounded.

Wu Hen's mouth corners slightly raised, revealing an evil smile.

“80%? That’s enough!”

He jumped out of bed, his eyes sparkling with excitement.

"It's time to show some real skills!"

He changed into a caregiver's uniform and quietly slipped out of the room.

The corridor was empty, lit only by the unsettling glow of a flashing red light.

Wu Hen tiptoed forward, his heart pounding.

Just as he was about to reach the exit, an old voice suddenly sounded behind him: "Young man, it's so late, where are you going?"

Wu Hen's whole body stiffened and he slowly turned around.

A hunched old man was standing behind him with a strange smile on his face.

It was actually the old Wu Gou whom I had met before.

"I……"

Wu Hen was about to explain, but found that his consciousness was gradually becoming blurred and everything in front of him became distorted.

"Hey, come with me, I'll take you to a nice place..."

Wu Gou Lao's voice became lower and lower, as if it came from the abyss of hell.

Wu Hen felt his eyes go dark, and then he lost consciousness...

Wu Hen woke up again and found himself in a chaotic space. Wu Gou Lao was looking at him with a smile.

"Welcome to my dream, boy."

Wu Gou Lao smiled, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth.

"This is my territory, you can't escape!"

Wu Hen rolled his eyes, feeling nothing inside, and even wanted to pick his feet.

"Old man, why did you kidnap me, an ordinary caregiver? I'm not an important person."

"Hey, nothing special? I think you're quite cunning!"

Wu Gou Lao saw through Wu Hen's disguise at a glance, "I can't mistake the aura on you."

Wu Hen thought to himself that this was not good, it seemed that this old man was not simple.

His eyes rolled and a plan came to his mind.

"Old man, guess what I was doing just now?" He winked and showed a mysterious expression.

Wu Gou Lao really took the bait and asked curiously, "What for?"

"I'm planning...a prison break!" Wu Hen deliberately lowered his voice to create a tense atmosphere.

Wu Gou was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

"Prison break? Just you? Boy, stop dreaming!"

"Don't disbelieve me, I have a secret weapon!"

Wu Hen patted his pocket mysteriously and asked, "Would you like to see it?"

Wu Gou Lao's curiosity was completely aroused, and he slowly approached Wu Hen.

"What's that secret weapon? Take it out and let me see it!"

Wu Hen's mouth corners slightly raised, revealing an evil smile.

"My secret weapon is..." He suddenly jumped up and punched Wu Gou Lao in the face!

"Speed! Surprise!"

Wu Gou Lao was caught off guard and staggered back a few steps.

Wu Hen took the opportunity to break out of the dream and return to the real world.

He found himself still in the corridor, and all was silent.

He calmed himself down and continued walking towards the exit.

At the same time, Lin Qiye also noticed the changes in the Zhenxu Monument.

A bold idea came to his mind.

"It seems like this is a perfect opportunity to escape from prison!"

Lin Qiye found Wu Hen, and their eyes met, and everything was said without words.

"Brother, are you ready?" Lin Qiye asked.

"Of course!"

Wu Hen grinned and said, "Charge!"

The two fought side by side, overcoming all obstacles and advancing with unstoppable force.

"Report! Prisoners Lin Qiye and Wu Hen from cell 233 have escaped!"

"What?! Quick! Stop them!"

The alarm sounded throughout the prison, and all the guards took action to hunt down Lin Qiye and Wu Hen.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye hid in a secluded corner, listening to the noise outside.

"What should we do? We are surrounded!" Wu Hen was a little worried.

"Don't be afraid, I have a solution!"

A gleam of light flashed in Lin Qiye's eyes, "We..."

He leaned close to Wu Hen's ear and whispered a few words.

Wu Hen's eyes lit up, "Good idea!"

"Report! Lin Qiye and Wu Hen are missing!"

"What?! How could they just disappear out of thin air?!"

The warden was furious.

"Search! Dig three feet into the ground to find them!"

At the same time, in a corner of the prison, an inconspicuous vent slowly opened...

"Hey, let's go!" Lin Qiye and Wu Hen smiled at each other and disappeared into the night.

"Stop, who are you?" a voice suddenly sounded.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye crouched down and ran wildly along the dim corridor, finally finding a ventilation hole.

The two looked at each other and understood.

Wu Hen quickly took out a screwdriver and removed the screws from the vent in no time.

"Brother, I'll go first!"

Wu Hen slipped in nimbly, and did not forget to turn around and make an "OK" gesture to Lin Qiye.

Lin Qiye followed closely behind. Just as he entered the ventilation duct, he heard an old voice behind him: "Stop, who are you?"

The two of them felt a pang of anxiety and thought to themselves, "Oh no! Can't this be so unlucky?"

Looking back, I saw Wu Gou Lao walking towards me slowly with a meaningful smile on his face.

Wu Hen was bewildered: "Old man, why are you here? Aren't you..."

He suddenly remembered what happened in his dream before. Could it be that...

"Hey, young man, are you talking about sleepwalking?"

Wu Gou Lao walked up to them with a smile on his face, a sly look in his eyes.

"It seems you haven't woken up yet."

Lin Qiye frowned, his intuition told him that things were not that simple.

The timing of this old man's appearance was too coincidental, and the smile on his face looked weird no matter how you looked at it.

"Old man, what do you want to do?" Lin Qiye asked vigilantly.

"Haha, don't be nervous. I just want to ask you guys, where are you going so late?"

Wu Gou Lao asked with a smile, but his eyes were fixed on the two of them, as if he wanted to see through them.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked at each other and saw confusion and uneasiness in each other's eyes.

What is this old man up to?

"us……"

Wu Hen was about to explain when he found that the world in front of him began to distort and the surrounding scenery became blurry.

"Hey, it looks like you're sleepy again."

Wu Gou Lao's voice became increasingly low, as if it came from the abyss of hell. "Why not, dream with me again..."

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye only felt a black screen before their eyes, and then lost consciousness.

When they woke up again, they found themselves in a completely unfamiliar place.

It was pitch black all around, and you couldn't see your hand in front of you.

"Where is this?" Wu Hen's voice trembled slightly.

"Welcome to my world." A cold voice sounded in the darkness, creepy.

"Who? Who is talking?" Wu Hen looked around nervously, but saw nothing.

"It's me." A figure slowly emerged from the darkness. It was...