Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

In the darkness, Wu Hen screamed: "Oh my god! It's pitch dark, what are you playing?!"

As he finished speaking, the system prompt sounded inopportunely: "Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden mission - 'Midnight Terror'! Mission requirements: Stay in the dark for one minute without peeing your pants. Mission reward: 1 Indestructible Kidney."

Wu Hen nearly spat out a mouthful of blood: "You're still playing tricks on me at this hour! System, are you itching for trouble?!"

Lin Qiye drew out his long sword, and a cold light flashed on the blade, illuminating a small area around him.

He said in a deep voice: "Be careful, there is something strange about this darkness."

Before he could finish his words, several dark shadows rushed out from the darkness at an astonishing speed.

"Fuck! It's really coming!" Wu Hen screamed, and a golden glittering weapon appeared out of thin air in his hand...

Toilet plunger?

He brandished the toilet plunger and yelled, "Go! Take my golden right hook!"

Unexpectedly, this seemingly ridiculous attack actually blocked the shadow's attack.

Lin Qiye was not to be outdone. With a flash of sword light, he cut down the attacking black shadows one by one.

These black shadows seemed to be made of some kind of energy, and they dissipated into the air after being cut down.

"Lao Lin, do you smell... foot odor?" Wu Hen covered his nose with a look of disgust.

Lin Qiye frowned. He also smelled a strange smell, like that emitted by some rotten creature.

"Be careful, this smell might be poisonous!"

At this moment, a cold voice rang out from the darkness: "Hehehe... I didn't expect that there would be someone who could come here alive..."

A tall figure slowly walked out of the darkness, exuding a disgusting stench of decay and holding a rusty machete in his hand.

"Who are you?" Lin Qiye asked warily.

"I am...your nightmare!" The tall figure grinned fiercely and raised the machete to chop towards Lin Qiye.

"Lao Lin, be careful!" Wu Hen shouted, and the toilet plunger in his hand was ready to go.

There were flashes of swords and shadows, and a fierce battle was going on in the darkness.

Suddenly, a loud sound of footsteps came from a distance, accompanied by several panicked shouts: "Help! Someone has escaped from prison!"

Lin Qiye and Wu Hen exchanged a glance, both feeling a sense of foreboding...

"Oh no, it's Han Jinlong'er and the others!"

Wu Hen's expression changed, "Lao Lin, let's retreat first!"

He grabbed Lin Qiye's arm and turned around and ran.

"Wait! The ruins-suppressing monument..."

Lin Qiye wanted to go back to check the situation of the Zhenxu Monument, but was forcibly dragged away by Wu Hen.

"Don't worry about that! Save your life!"

The two of them ran all the way, and behind them came the shouts of Han Jinlong'er and others: "Don't run! Stop!"

In the darkness, Wu Hen suddenly stopped, pointed ahead and said, "Lao Lin, look..."

Lin Qiye looked in the direction of Wu Hen's finger, and saw not far ahead,

Several figures were gathered together furtively, seemingly discussing something.

"Han Jinlong'er, the skinny man, the bearded man... and... Old Zhang?"

Lin Qiye recognized these people at a glance. They were all prisoners in the fasting center.

"What do they want to do?" Wu Hen asked doubtfully.

Lin Qiye narrowed his eyes and carefully observed the actions of several people.

Suddenly, his expression changed, and he said in a deep voice, "They are destroying the Zhenxu Monument!"

Wu Hen pulled Lin Qiye to hide behind a huge rock, like two geckos ready for a sneak attack.

"Lao Lin, look at them sneaking around, they must be holding their farts in!"

Wu Hen lowered his voice, his tone filled with gossipy excitement.

Lin Qiye nodded slightly to show his agreement.

He activated his mental perception and listened to the conversation between Han Jinlong'er and the others.

My goodness, these guys are actually plotting to break out of prison!

Wu Hen listened to Lin Qiye's "real-time broadcast", making "tsk tsk tsk" sounds from time to time, as if he was watching a wonderful drama.

"This Han Jinlong'er is quite ambitious. He wants to be the boss?"

Wu Hen curled his lips, "Why don't you just take a piss and look at yourself? With his two moves, who can see them?"

Lin Qiye didn't respond and continued to "eavesdrop".

Han Jinlonger seems to have encountered a challenge.

The skinny man questioned him: "Brother Long, is your plan reliable? If we get discovered, we're all finished!"

Han Jinlong'er's face darkened, and he said in a bad tone, "What do you mean, kid? Are you questioning my ability?"

The atmosphere suddenly became tense, as if "Prison on Fire" was about to be staged in the next second.

"I'm just asking, is it not okay to ask?" Although the skinny man said this, there was a barely perceptible cunning glint in his eyes.

The bearded man and Old Zhang stood aside, saying nothing, as if they were watching what was going to happen.

Wu Hen poked Lin Qiye's arm and whispered, "Old Lin, there's something interesting to watch! These guys are about to start a fight!"

Lin Qiye ignored Wu Hen's excitement. He always felt that things were not that simple.

Sure enough, the next second, the bearded man and Zhang Lao Zhang suddenly exchanged a glance, and then looked at Han Jinlong'er at the same time, their eyes...

Full of murderous intent.

"Brother Long, I think... you are right." The bearded man suddenly spoke with a cold tone that made people shudder.

As soon as the bearded man finished speaking, the skinny man and Zhang Lao Zhang also nodded in agreement.

But the cold light flashing in the eyes of the three people could not be concealed.

Han Jinlong'er was no fool either, he immediately noticed the weird atmosphere.

"What... do you want to do?" He pretended to be calm and asked in a timid tone.

"Brother Long, you're overthinking it. We just think your plan is perfect and want to listen to it more carefully."

The bearded man said this with a forced smile, but the dagger in his hand slipped out silently.

"That's right, Brother Long, we absolutely have no second thoughts!"

The skinny man and Zhang Lao Zhang also hurriedly expressed their loyalty, but their hands quietly reached for the weapons hidden on their bodies.

Han Jinlong'er's eyes rolled, and he immediately put on a smile: "Haha, I knew my brothers wouldn't betray me! Come on, let's continue discussing the jailbreak plan!"

As he spoke, he quietly stepped back, trying to distance himself from the three people.

"Don't be impatient, Brother Long. We haven't decided how to divide the spoils yet!"

The bearded man spoke sinisterly, approaching Han Jinlonger step by step.

The atmosphere became tense again, and the air was filled with a strong smell of gunpowder.

"A-choo!" A sudden sneeze broke the eerie silence.

The four of them all looked in the direction of the sound, and saw Wu Hen rubbing his nose and walking out from behind the boulder with an innocent look on his face.

"Sorry, my nose is a little itchy." He smiled awkwardly, as if he was completely unaware of the dangerous situation he had entered.

Lin Qiye also walked out from behind the boulder. He looked at the four people in front of him expressionlessly, his eyes cold, as if he could see through everything.

"Who... are you?" Han Jinlong'er asked warily, anger burning in his heart.

It was a good plan, but it was ruined by these two guys. What bad luck!

Wu Hen waved his hand and said with a relaxed look: "Don't be nervous, we are just passing by and are just visiting."

"Just passing by? Just stopping by?" Han Jinlong sneered, "Do you think I'm a fool?"

The bearded, skinny man and Old Zhang also gathered around, staring at Lin Qiye and Wu Hen with unfriendly eyes.

"Kid, get out of here if you know what's good for you! Otherwise..." Old Zhang said viciously, the machete in his hand flashing with a cold light.

Wu Hen shrugged and said nonchalantly, "What else? Are you going to treat us to a meal?"

Lin Qiye didn't say anything. He just stood there quietly, but the long sword in his hand was already unsheathed, with the tip of the sword pointing directly at Han Jinlong'er.

Han Jinlonger looked at Lin Qiye, a sinister look flashing in his eyes. He turned to the three bearded men and said, "Help me kill them!"

Han Jinlong gave the order, but the three bearded men did not act immediately.

They exchanged glances, as if having some kind of silent communication.

"Brother Long, these two guys don't look like good people..." The bearded man rubbed his hands, his tone a little hesitant.

"That's right, Brother Long,"

The skinny man also echoed, "What if they are some hidden bosses, then wouldn't we..."

He made a motion of wiping his neck.

Zhang Lao Zhang was even more direct: "Brother Long, our plan hasn't even started yet, it's not good to have any complications!"

Han Jinlong'er's face turned pale. These three cowards!

He suppressed his anger and forced a smile that was uglier than crying: "Three brothers, our goal is to escape from prison, not to show off our bravery for a moment."

"These two are obviously coming for the Zhenxu Monument. Their goal is the same as ours! How about..."

Before Han Jinlonger could finish his words, Lin Qiye yawned, pulled Wu Hen and turned to leave.

"Lao Lin, these guys are so boring. I thought I could see a good show!" Wu Hen complained.

"Let's go, what a waste of time." Lin Qiye looked impatient.

Han Jinlong'er and the other three stood there in a daze. What was going on? Were they being ignored?

"Stop!" Han Jinlong was furious and felt that his authority had been seriously challenged.

Lin Qiye and Wu Hen stopped and turned around slowly.

Lin Qiye narrowed his eyes, and a sharp murderous intent burst out instantly, and the air around him seemed to solidify.

"Are you... sure you want to stop us?" Lin Qiye's voice was icy cold, like the chill wind from the Netherworld.

A strange wave quietly spread in the air... The skinny man's hand moved slightly.