Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Wait, I seem to have forgotten something..." Wu Hen slapped his forehead suddenly, turned around and ran back, leaving the confused nurse disheveled in the wind.

"Mr. Wu! Doctor Li is still waiting for you!" the nurse shouted behind him, but Wu Hen had already run away.

An Qing'er sighed helplessly and followed.

At the same time, in the monitoring room of the detention center, Xie Xiaoyu was listening to the prison guard's report.

"Reporting to the Director, the meteorite has been successfully shot down, and the fragments are scattered outside the safe area."

Xie Xiaoyu nodded. "Very good. Immediately issue a level one alert and all personnel enter combat readiness."

"Draw two-thirds of the prison guards from within the prison to support the outer defense and ensure the safety of the fasting center."

The prison guard hesitated, "Captain, with so many people being deployed, will the security inside the prison be..."

Xie Xiaoyu sneered, "What are you afraid of? Under the first-level alert state, all prisoners are imprisoned in their cells, and there is an alarm system controlling the entire situation. Not even a fly can fly out."

"Besides, those guys are struggling to protect themselves right now, so why would they bother causing trouble?"

The prison guard took the order and left.

Xie Xiaoyu walked to the window, overlooking the heavily guarded fasting center, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"The time has come..."

At the same time, Wu Hen ran back to the ward breathlessly and grabbed An Qing'er who was packing her things.

"Qing'er, I suddenly thought of a brilliant plan!"

An Qing'er looked puzzled, "What plan?"

Wu Hen smiled mysteriously, "Hey, I'm going to turn myself in!"

An Qing'er: "..."

Wu Hen explained excitedly: "Think about it, with the chaos outside, the fasting center must be heavily guarded. It would be harder than climbing to the sky for us to get in and rescue Lin Qiye."

"But if I surrender myself, I can enter the fasting center legitimately. Then we can work together inside and outside. Wouldn't that be great?"

An Qing'er didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Are you crazy? Turn yourself in? What crime have you committed that requires you to turn yourself in?"

Wu Hen's eyes rolled, "Just say...just say that I molested Doctor Li!"

An Qing'er was completely speechless.

Wu Hen had already taken action. He swaggered to the nurses' station and shouted to a young nurse, "I want to turn myself in! I molested Doctor Li!"

The young nurse looked bewildered, and before she could react, Wu Hen grabbed her hand.

He cried out with great emotion, "Ms. Nurse, I was confused for a moment and committed a heinous crime! Please arrest me!"

The young nurse was frightened by his sudden action and was at a loss for words. She could only weakly reply, "...Sir, please calm down first..."

Wu Hen ignored everything and continued to shout loudly, which soon attracted the attention of people around him.

Just then, a uniformed prison guard came over and asked, "What's going on?"

When Wu Hen saw the prison guard, he felt like he had found his savior and hugged his thighs. "Uncle police officer, I want to turn myself in! I molested Doctor Li!"

Prison guard: "..."

He glanced at Wu Hen, then at An Qing'er who looked helpless, and finally sighed, "Come with me."

Wu Hen winked at An Qing'er proudly, then followed the prison guard to the small checkpoint in the detention center.

"Name."

"Wu Hen."

The prison guard wrote it down in a notebook and asked without looking up, "What crime did you commit?"

Wu Hen took a deep breath and was about to passionately "confess" his "crime".

Suddenly, there was a violent tremor and the entire fasting hall began to shake.

"What's going on?!" The prison guard's face changed drastically.

Wu Hen thought to himself: Here it comes!

He looked out the window and saw flames rising into the sky in the distance...

Outside the fasting center, two figures were hiding stealthily behind a huge rock. They were Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan.

Baili Panger stuck half of his head out and carefully observed the heavily guarded fasting place.

He couldn't help but gasp, "My goodness, this defense is too tight! There's a guard every three steps and a sentry every five steps. It's tighter than an iron barrel!"

Cao Ziyuan also frowned and said in a deep voice, "Indeed, it is much stricter than before."

"It seems the meteorite fall has caused the fasting center to raise its alert level."

He stroked his chin, thinking.

"I suspect this meteorite incident may be related to the three guys we tied up earlier."

Baili Pang'er slapped his thigh and said, "That's right! How could I have forgotten about this!"

"Didn't those three guys claim to be the 'Chosen Ones'? Maybe this meteorite was their doing!"

"No matter what the matter is,"

A hint of determination flashed in Cao Ziyuan's eyes.

"We have only one goal today, and that is to rescue Ye Qilang!"

"As soon as we rescue him, we will immediately retreat as far as we can!"

Baili Pang'er rubbed his hands and said excitedly: "Hehe, I can't wait to see Ye Qilang regain his freedom!"

"Then the three of us brothers will have a good drink together!"

"and many more,"

Cao Ziyuan suddenly thought of something and asked, "Fatty, do you have any forbidden items that can help us pass through those checkpoints without being noticed?"

Baili Pang'er's face froze, and he scratched his head awkwardly.

"Um... about this... Ever since the appearance of the Ruins-Suppressing Monument, all forbidden items involving space travel have either become ineffective or their effects have been severely weakened..."

Cao Ziyuan's expression changed. "What should we do? Are we going to force our way in?"

Fatty Baili rolled his eyes, leaned close to Cao Ziyuan's ear mysteriously, and whispered, "I have an idea..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a loud bang in the fasting room, followed by flames shooting up into the sky...

Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan looked at each other, and their expressions became solemn.

"What... is going on?" Fatty Baili murmured.

The flames of the explosion lit up half the sky red. Fatty Baili was so frightened that he shuddered and almost dropped the telescope in his hand to the ground.

"What the hell! What's going on? Could it be that Ye Qilang escaped from prison?"

Cao Ziyuan's face was solemn, and he shook his head: "Unlikely, if it was Ye Qilang, the movement should be even greater... Wait and see if the defense of the fasting center will be weakened."

Fatty Baili's eyes rolled, and he suddenly slapped his thigh: "Hey! Lao Cao, I have a brilliant plan!"

Cao Ziyuan glanced at him sideways. "What's another bad idea? Last time you talked about 'making a feint to the east and attacking the west,' but it didn't work in the 'west,' and the 'east' only trapped us."

Fatty Baili scratched his head awkwardly. "This time is different! Look, the fasting center is heavily guarded right now. We definitely can't force our way in."

"Why don't I just turn myself in?"

Cao Ziyuan was bewildered: "Turn yourself in? What have you done to require turning yourself in?"

"Hey, you don't know this, do you?"

Baili Panger explained proudly,

"I can pretend to be a criminal, sneak into the fasting center, and then meet Ye Qilang inside. Wouldn't it be great if we could work together from the inside and outside?"

Cao Ziyuan frowned: "Isn't this too risky? What if we get discovered?"

"Besides, even if you get in, there's nothing forbidden that can help Ye Qilang."

Baili Panger chuckled and said, "Old Cao, you are too narrow-minded!"

"After I go in, I can first find out the situation and find the place where Ye Qilang is imprisoned, and then wait for an opportunity to act. As for the forbidden items..."

He winked mysteriously, "We'll talk about it when the time comes. I have my own plan!"

Cao Ziyuan was still hesitant: "Wait, even if you can sneak in, how can we be sure that you won't be searched?"

"How will you rescue Ye Qilang if you don't have any forbidden items on you by then?"

"Oh, Lao Cao, you just think too much!"

Baili Fatty waved his hands impatiently.

"We've come this far now, what's there to hesitate about?"

"Are you planning to wait here for two or three days until the security at the fasting center relaxes?"

"Don't dream! Even if we wait for ten days or half a month, we may not be able to find a chance to break in!"

"Instead of sitting back and waiting for death, it is better to take the initiative!"

Cao Ziyuan was still worried: "But..."

Baili Pang'er grabbed his shoulders and said seriously, "Lao Cao, believe me! This time, I will definitely be able to rescue Ye Qilang!"

After saying this, he turned and walked towards the fasting center.

Cao Ziyuan looked at his receding figure, feeling mixed emotions...

Suddenly, he seemed to have thought of something and shouted, "Wait!"

Fatty Baili stopped and looked back at Cao Ziyuan, puzzled. "What's wrong? Old Cao, are you changing your mind again?"

Cao Ziyuan walked quickly to him, his expression serious: "I'm not regretting it, I just suddenly thought of a more amazing plan!"

"Since you want to surrender yourself, why don't we work together? With a two-pronged approach, our chances of success are much greater!"

Fatty Baili was stunned. "Wait, Lao Cao, you don't have a fever, do you? You want to turn yourself in too? What did you do wrong?"

Cao Ziyuan smiled mysteriously: "Hey, don't worry about this. Anyway, I have a clever plan!"

"When the time comes, we will work together inside and outside to catch the turtle in the jar, and we will ensure that there is no risk of failure!"

Fatty Baili scratched his head. Although he was still a little confused, Cao Ziyuan's firm tone made him a little shaken.

He thought about it and slapped his thigh: "Okay! Lao Cao, let's do as you say! The two of us brothers will go in together and make a big fuss!"

As the sky gradually darkened, the lights in the fasting hall came on, shrouding the entire building in a solemn atmosphere.

Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan approached the small checkpoint stealthily, took a deep breath, and prepared to "die heroically."

"Stop! What are you doing?" the prison guard in front of the checkpoint shouted sternly.

Fatty Baili puffed out his chest, his face full of tragedy and courage: "I want to surrender myself! I have committed a heinous crime!"

Cao Ziyuan followed closely behind, speaking righteously: "Me too! I have committed serious sins and I beg for legal punishment!"

The two prison guards looked at each other, obviously confused by this sudden situation.

Before they could react, Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan rushed over, hugged their legs tightly, and cried and "confessed" their "crimes".

At the same time, in the monitoring room of the fasting center, Xie Xiaoyu was closely monitoring the situation at the checkpoint.

Seeing this scene, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and a cunning light flashed in his eyes.

"These two idiots, do they really think they can hide this from the world? Wait, the fun has just begun..."

The snipers and special forces hiding in the dark were ready and were just waiting for Xie Xiaoyu's order to capture the two "surrendered" guys on the spot.

However, at this moment, Xie Xiaoyu's phone suddenly rang...

"Hello?" Xie Xiaoyu answered the phone with a somewhat impatient tone.

A deep voice came from the other end of the phone: "Thank you, Director, we have discovered some unusual situations..."