Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Reporting to the Director! We've caught two jailbreakers, and their attitude... is quite sincere!"

The prison guard's voice came from the phone with a hint of disbelief in his tone.

Xie Xiaoyu almost crushed his phone.

sincere?

How could these two words be related to prison break?

He seemed to see two muscular men crying in front of him. The scene was too shocking to the eyes.

"Drag him out and shoot him!"

Xie Xiaoyu gritted his teeth. Today was the annual "Meditation Day" at the fasting center.

These two guys actually dared to cause trouble at this time, it's like lighting a light in the toilet - looking for death (shit)!

"But... Chief, they..." the prison guard hesitated to speak.

"What are they? They're so hesitant, what a mess!"

Xie Xiaoyu was so furious that he wanted to crawl along the telephone line and give each of these two guys a punch of love.

"Hurry up and do it! Don't make me say it a third time!"

"No, Chief, they...they said they were turning themselves in..."

The prison guard's voice faded, like the hum of a mosquito.

Xie Xiaoyu was stunned.

Surrender?

What the hell kind of operation is this?

Countless possibilities flashed through his mind instantly. Could it be...

"Bring them to my office!" Xie Xiaoyu hung up the phone with a frown.

The original plan was to shoot him dead directly, but the situation today was special. The person above repeatedly emphasized the need to pay attention to the impact and try to avoid unnecessary casualties.

If these two guys surrender themselves at this critical moment, I'm afraid...

"interesting."

Xie Xiaoyu curled up the corner of his mouth with a sneer, "It seems that there will be a good show to watch today."

In less than five minutes, two guys with bruised faces and noses were taken into Xie Xiaoyu's office.

As soon as the two saw Xie Xiaoyu, they immediately fell to their knees and started crying with tears and snot.

"Headmaster! We were wrong! We are deeply sinful!"

Baili Pang'er hugged Xie Xiaoyu's thighs and cried like a 300-pound child.

Cao Ziyuan was not to be outdone. He hugged Xie Xiaoyu's other leg tightly, and his cries were deafening.

Xie Xiaoyu kicked his legs in disgust. The snot and tears of these two guys almost soiled his pants.

"Alright, alright, stop crying! Tell me, who are you guys? Why did you break into the prison?"

Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan looked at each other, and a hint of imperceptible cunning flashed in their eyes.

Fatty Baili sniffed and choked, "We...we are..."

Suddenly, the office door was pushed open and a prison guard ran in in a panic.

"Report to the Director! Mumbling... mumbling..."

Before he could finish his words, he saw Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan kneeling on the ground and was stunned.

Xie Xiaoyu's face changed and he stood up suddenly.

"What happened to Yi Xiaoyu?!"

The prison guard pointed at the two people and stammered, "They...they...they..."

"What are they doing?" Xie Xiaoyu's voice became low, and an ominous premonition came to his mind.

The prison guard swallowed his saliva, "They...they were sent by Yi Xiaoyu and Ren Bufan..."

Before he could finish his words, Xie Xiaoyu grabbed the phone on the table and shouted, "Seal off the entire fasting center immediately! Level 1 alert!"

He suddenly turned his head to look at Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan, his eyes as sharp as a knife, "You..."

Xie Xiaoyu's face suddenly changed, and countless thoughts flashed through his mind like lightning.

Whispering?

Ren Bufan?

The combination of these two names represents something more than just a small fight!

Yi Xiaoyu, that elusive guy is actually connected to Da Ren Bufan!

He suddenly remembered the intelligence intercepted some time ago, about a shocking conspiracy code-named "God-Slaying Plan". It was said that Yi Xiaoyu was the core figure of this plan.

And Ren Bufan is a key chess piece in his hand.

"Are these two guys sent by Ren Bufan to test me?" Xie Xiaoyu's heart sank, and a chill ran from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.

He took a deep breath and tried to calm down.

"Since you are Ren Bufan's people, he should have told you my rules, right?"

Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan stopped crying, raised their heads in confusion, their eyes full of doubts.

Xie Xiaoyu sneered, "It seems that Da Ren Bufan doesn't consider you as his own people."

"Well, I'll show you what the real rules are!"

He waved his hand fiercely, "Take them down and give them a good 'treat'!"

Two prison guards immediately stepped forward and dragged Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan out.

Xie Xiaoyu walked to the window and looked at the two people being escorted out, with a cold arc on the corner of his mouth.

"You are such a great man! Do you think you can find out my true intentions by sending two small minions? You underestimate me, Xie Xiaoyu!"

He picked up the phone and dialed a number. "Hello, it's me. Please help me check if Da Ren Bufan has been doing anything recently..."

A deep voice came from the other end of the phone, "Director Xie, you'd better be careful. Da Ren Bufan is not someone you can easily mess with..."

Xie Xiaoyu sneered, "When have I, Xie Xiaoyu, ever been afraid of anything? Even if he is the king of heaven, I will bring him down!"

He hung up the phone, a fierce gleam in his eyes.

"Come here!"

Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan were held by the arms by two burly prison guards and "escorted" all the way to a deep corridor.

It was said to be an escort, but in fact it was more like being dragged. The two men stumbled along the way, and new wounds appeared on their bruised faces.

Fatty Baili grimaced in pain, and even used his eyes to hint at Cao Ziyuan frantically: Old Cao, isn't this plan a bit...

Too hasty?

Cao Ziyuan responded with a helpless look: If you ask me, who should I ask?

It’s too late to regret now, I can only take it one step at a time!

In the cells on both sides of the corridor, all kinds of "criminals" are imprisoned.

Everyone stretched their necks and pointed at the two of them. Some even whistled and made strange noises, as if they were watching a circus.

Baili Pang'er felt like two monkeys being watched, so embarrassed that he could dig a Barbie dream castle out of his toes.

Finally, the two were brought to a heavy iron door.

One of the prison guards knocked on the door three times, making a dull "dong dong dong" sound.

Baili Pang'er was feeling uneasy and couldn't help asking, "Brother, where are you taking us? Are you going to..."

He made a gesture of wiping his neck and forced a smile on his face that was uglier than crying.

"Stop talking so much nonsense! Just stay still!" The prison guard slapped Fatty Baili on the head, almost giving him a concussion.

"Ouch!" Fatty Baili covered his head and closed his mouth in grievance.

"Report! The person is here!" the prison guard shouted loudly towards the inside of the door.

A deep voice came from inside the door: "Come in."

The prison guard opened the iron gate and pushed Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan in.

As soon as the two entered the door, they felt a cold breath coming towards them.

The room was dimly lit, and various torture instruments were hung on the walls, emitting a creepy luster.

A man in a black robe and a mask on his face sat on a throne. His face could not be seen clearly, only a pair of eyes flashing with cold light.

"You are... the people sent by Ren Bufan?" The man in black spoke slowly, his voice hoarse and low, like a demon from hell.

Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan exchanged glances, a sense of foreboding rising in their hearts...

"Who... who are you?" Fatty Baili asked bravely.

The man in black didn't answer, but slowly stood up and walked towards the two of them...

"What... do you want to do?" Cao Ziyuan's voice trembled slightly.

The man in black walked up to the two of them and suddenly stopped.

Just when Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan were about to wet their pants with fear, a voice suddenly came from outside the door: "Wait!"

The door was pushed open and Xie Xiaoyu strode in with a half-smile on his face.

"Sorry to bother you."

He nodded slightly to the man in black, then turned to look at Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan, and his tone suddenly became gentle.

"I'm so sorry, you two. My subordinates are ignorant and scared you."

Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan were completely bewildered. What was going on? The plot wasn't going in the right direction!

Xie Xiaoyu waved his hand, signaling the man in black to leave.

"Go down first. You have nothing to do here."

The man in black was obviously reluctant, but intimidated by Xie Xiaoyu's power, he retreated silently.

Before leaving, he glared at Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan fiercely, as if to say: Just wait for me!

After the man in black left, Xie Xiaoyu closed the door and the atmosphere in the room suddenly became weird.

Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan looked at each other, feeling that things were getting worse and worse.

Xie Xiaoyu walked up to the two of them with a meaningful smile on his face.

"You two, can we... have a good chat?"

Xie Xiaoyu's face was full of smiles, but in the eyes of Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan, this smile was even more creepy than the look behind the mask of the man in black.

"Two brave men, you've suffered! It's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!"

As he spoke, he personally uncuffed the two men.

Fatty Baili rubbed his wrist, looking confused: "Director, what are you doing..."

"Oh, I'm ashamed to say that,"

Xie Xiaoyu sighed, his eyes full of "apology", "It's all because the people below are ignorant and just believe everything they hear, they mistook the two heroes for criminals who broke into the prison."

"I, Xie Xiaoyu, would like to apologize to both of you!" As he said this, he actually bowed deeply.

Cao Ziyuan’s eyes almost popped out. What kind of operation was this?

You were shouting for war just now, why are you suddenly so polite now?

The speed of changing faces is faster than turning pages of a book!

He secretly nudged Fatty Baili and asked in a low voice, "Old Baili, what's going on?"

Baili Pang'er was also confused. He shook his head, indicating that he didn't understand the situation either.

Xie Xiaoyu seemed not to notice the exchange of glances between the two and continued, "You two heroes have come from afar, I guess you are here to help our fasting center, right?"

"Thank you so much! Things have been a bit turbulent at the fasting center lately, with scoundrels constantly coming in to cause trouble. We're worried about being short-staffed!"

"Trouble...trouble?" Fatty Baili asked stutteringly.

"We...we are here to...cause trouble..."

Xie Xiaoyu laughed and patted Baili Pang'er on the shoulder: "What a joke, you brave man!"

"I know, I know, you're on an incognito tour to understand the people's sentiments! I understand, I understand!"

Cao Ziyuan and Baili Pang'er looked at each other and saw deep doubt in each other's eyes.

What is Xie Xiaoyu up to?

"Come on, come on,"

Xie Xiaoyu enthusiastically pulled the two of them to sit down, "Two heroes, may I ask your names?"

Before Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan could react, Xie Xiaoyu pressed them down on the chairs.

"My name is Baili... Baili Pang'er." Baili Pang'er said weakly.

"My name is Cao Ziyuan." Cao Ziyuan also quickly gave his name.

Xie Xiaoyu nodded, a gleam in his eyes.

"Fatty Baili, Cao Ziyuan... what great names! You two are truly extraordinary people, and it's obvious at first glance that you're not just ordinary people!"

As he spoke, he took out two gleaming daggers from the drawer and handed them to the two men.

"These are your weapons, right? Please keep them."

Cao Ziyuan stared at the dagger in front of him with his eyes wide open.

This……

How did Xie Xiaoyu know that their weapons were daggers?

Is it...

Did you already know their identities?

"This..." Cao Ziyuan was about to speak when he was interrupted by Xie Xiaoyu.

"Two heroes, I know the purpose of your trip,"

Xie Xiaoyu lowered his voice and said mysteriously,

"Don't worry, I, Xie Xiaoyu, am absolutely on your side! If you need anything, just tell me and I will fully cooperate!"

Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan were completely stunned. This plot...why was it getting more and more outrageous?