Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Fatty Baili walked out slowly from the shadows of the trees with a strange smile on his face, the chain in his hand flashing with a cold light.

The three Ren Bufans were tied up tightly by him and could not move.

Cao Ziyuan looked solemn and followed silently behind.

"Hey, everyone, how are you?" Fatty Baili smiled like a fox that stole a chicken, with a smug gleam in his narrowed eyes.

Seeing this, the fifth seat's eyes flashed with anger. Just as he was about to explode, he was stopped by the second seat.

He whispered, "Calm down, don't fall into their trap."

Shen Zhuqing still frowned, thinking secretly about the current situation, and always had an ominous premonition in his heart.

"Haha, Sanren Bufan, you've fallen into my hands this time."

Baili Pang'er walked up to Sanren Bufan, squatted down, and carefully checked the way the chain was tied.

"This is what our maid taught me. I guarantee you won't be able to move."

Ren Bufan's face turned ashen, his eyes filled with rage, but he could only curse in a low voice: "You piece of trash! When I get out, I'll make sure you pay!"

"Oh, don't force me to add some small ropes for you." Fatty Baili said with a smile, but there was a hint of threat in his eyes.

Cao Ziyuan frowned and said, "Fatty, this tying method is wrong. If they struggle too hard, the chain might break."

Fatty Baili waved his hand disapprovingly: "Don't worry, this was taught by our maid herself, there's absolutely no problem with the tying method."

After hearing this, the five people snorted coldly and were so angry that they almost took action immediately.

The second seat attendant quickly signaled him to calm down and whispered, "Now is not the time to get angry. Find a way to get into the fasting center first."

"Yeah, that's right, Brother Cao is right."

Fatty Baili patted his forehead, as if he had just remembered something important.

"We have to find a way to get in quickly, otherwise these guys will be trouble."

After saying that, Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan smiled at each other, then turned around and left with the three Ren Bufans, disappearing into the depths of the woods.

The five people watched them leave, a fierce look flashing in their eyes: "These bastards, when we get the things, we will make them pay the price!"

Shen Zhuqing and the two people at the table looked at each other and saw the same determination in each other's eyes.

But at this moment, they knew that the most urgent task was to complete the task as soon as possible so that they would have a chance to take revenge on Baili Pang'er and others.

At this moment, a deafening roar suddenly came from the sky.

Immediately afterwards, a huge meteorite fell from the sky and hit the fasting house directly, causing the entire ground to tremble.

"What...what's going on?"

Shen Zhuqing screamed, and the three of them hurriedly sought cover, secretly praying that this sudden crisis would not affect their plans.

The fifth seat member gnashed his teeth and clenched his fists. "That damn fat guy Baili Pang'er, when I get the things, I'm going to make him know why the flowers are so red!"

The second seat member pressed his shoulder and said in a low voice, "Calm down. Now is not the time to act rashly. Complete the task first."

The five people snorted angrily, but they also understood the priorities and had to suppress their anger temporarily.

The second person turned to look at Shen Zhuqing, who had been silent the whole time, and asked, "Zhuqing, what do you think?"

Shen Zhuqing uttered two words expressionlessly: "I don't want to say."

The person in the second seat: “…” Okay, you are noble and aloof.

At the same time, in the fasting house,

Wu Henzheng and An Qing'er were hiding under a big tree with lush branches and leaves, drawing something on the ground with branches in their hands.

"Look, my dear,"

Wu Hen pointed at the pattern on the ground, his tone excited.

"Let's dig a tunnel from here, leading directly to the outside, without anyone noticing. Perfect!"

An Qing'er looked at the crooked lines on the ground and twitched her lips: "Are you sure this isn't a kindergarten kid's graffiti?"

"Isn't this tunnel going straight to the cafeteria kitchen?"

Wu Hen scratched his head. "Oh, the details are not important. What's important is that we have a bold idea!"

As he spoke, he pulled out a shovel that shone with golden light from the system space. "Look! This is the artifact the system rewarded me with—the golden digging shovel! It's specially made for jailbreaking!"

An Qing'er held her forehead with her hand. She seriously suspected that this system was deliberately playing tricks on Wu Hen.

"Are you sure this thing won't break halfway through digging?"

Wu Hen patted his chest confidently.

"Don't worry, Qing'er, my dear. This is a product of the system, it must be a top-notch product! Even if you dig to the center of the earth, it won't break!"

As he was about to start digging, suddenly, the ground shook violently and leaves on the trees fell.

"Fuck, what's going on?"

Wu Hen cried out in surprise and looked up at the sky, only to see a huge meteorite falling towards the fasting center with a long tail of flame.

"Meteorite?!"

An Qing'er's expression suddenly changed, and she grabbed Wu Hen's arm, "Run!"

Before Wu Hen could react, An Qing'er dragged him away.

The meteorite fell at an extremely fast speed and arrived above the fasting center in the blink of an eye.

At this critical moment, a figure suddenly appeared in front of the meteorite...

"Ah, what a small skill."

Lin Qiye glanced at the "prison escape map" drawn by Wu Hen on the ground and almost vomited blood.

"That's it? Are you sure this isn't a kindergarten kid's masterpiece?"

"Dig a tunnel out of the cafeteria, are you planning to have a full banquet while you're there?"

Wu Hen chuckled, not showing any sign of being discouraged. Instead, he took out a golden shovel from the system space with a mysterious look on his face.

"Hey, Qing'er baby, don't underestimate it, this is a magical artifact rewarded by the system - the golden digging shovel!"

"Built for prison escape, it can cut through metal like mud and dig into the ground like flying!"

An Qing'er looked at the shovel that shone with gold yet had a strong plastic feel and fell into deep thought...

Are you sure this thing wasn't bought from the Yiwu Small Commodity Wholesale Market?

But her eyes rolled, a plan came to her mind, and a sly smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

At this moment, the earth shook violently and leaves fell one after another, as if the end of the world was about to come.

The two looked up and saw a huge meteorite with a long tail of flame, rushing towards the fasting center with great momentum.

"Holy crap! What's going on? Waiting online, it's urgent!"

Wu Hen exclaimed and almost hugged An Qing'er beside him and trembled.

An Qing'er, however, remained calm. "Don't panic. It's just a small incident. It's probably some Ren Bufan who's causing all this trouble. He wants to bring down justice and blow up this damn place."

When Wu Hen heard this, he immediately became energetic, with excitement flashing in his eyes.

"Exciting! I told you, this crappy place is too boring to stay in, we have to have some fun!"

"I just don't know how powerful this meteorite is. Can it blow this iron barrel-like fasting place to pieces?"

An Qing'er rolled her eyes at him.

"What are you thinking? This fasting house is made of special materials. This small meteorite will probably just tickle it."

At the same time, in the monitoring room of the detention center, acting warden Xie Xiaoyu frowned as he watched the meteorite getting closer and closer on the screen.

"Who is this blind Ren Bufan again? He's just causing trouble for me! Immediately notify the military and prepare to intercept him!"

The shrill alarm sounded throughout the fasting center, and the originally peaceful atmosphere was instantly broken.

The prisoners were like ants on a hot pan, running around and shouting things like "The end of the world is coming" and "I'm going to die, I'm going to die".

Prison guards, batons in hand, maintained order, shouting at the top of their lungs: "Get back to your cells! If you don't want to be roasted, get back now!"

Wu Hen looked at the chaotic scene and rubbed his hands excitedly.

"Exciting! Even more exciting than Chinese New Year!"

He turned to look at An Qing'er, "Qing'er, darling, if this meteorite falls directly, can we take advantage of the chaos to escape?"

An Qing'er rolled her eyes speechlessly.

"What are you thinking? The defense system of this place is much stronger than you think. This small meteorite probably can't even hurt a hair."

"Oh, what a pity."

Wu Hen sighed and glanced at the "Prison Break Map" on the ground reluctantly.

Then he wiped it off with his feet, as if to "destroy the body and cover up all traces".

At this moment, a nurse came over and said to Wu Hen in a serious tone, "Mr. Wu, Doctor Li wants you to go to the hospital."

Wu Hen was confused. "Why go to the hospital? I'm not sick!"

The nurse repeated expressionlessly, "Doctor Li asked you to go to the hospital."

Wu Hen wanted to say something else, but An Qing'er pulled his sleeve and whispered, "Stop making trouble, go see what's going on first."

Only then did Wu Hen reluctantly follow the nurse and leave.

At the same time, two missiles streaked across the sky and hit the meteorite accurately.

A huge explosion resounded through the sky, and the meteorite was blown into countless fragments, scattered in the sky like a spectacular meteor shower.

Xie Xiaoyu looked at the surveillance screen and breathed a sigh of relief, "Finally solved."

However, Lin Qiye stood by the window, looking at the debris in the sky with a frown.

He always felt that things were not that simple...

The timing of this meteorite's appearance is so coincidental, it's like...

As if it was deliberately arranged.

"Wu Hen, who are you?"

Lin Qiye muttered to himself, a complicated light flashing in his eyes.

At this moment, on the way to the hospital, Wu Hen suddenly stopped and turned to look at the nurse.

"Wait, I seem to have forgotten something..."