Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Ding! The host has been detected approaching an important target. Temporary mission issued: Hide Poseidon's trident without being discovered. Mission reward: +10 random attribute points. Failure penalty:..."

"What the hell! What kind of weird mission is this?" Wu Henren was stunned. This is Poseidon!

The grumpy sea god, who would cause a flood at the slightest disagreement, was asked to steal other people's treasures?

I’m afraid you don’t want to live long!

But after taking another look at the tempting reward, Wu Hen gritted his teeth and said, "Let's do it! Fortune and wealth are sought through risk, and you can't catch a wolf without sacrificing your child. Let's go for it!"

The banquet hall was magnificent, with a wide variety of fine wines and delicacies. The gods were chatting and laughing, and it was very lively.

Poseidon, dressed in golden armor and holding a trident, sits majestically on his seat, surrounded by beautiful sea nymphs and ferocious siren guards.

Seeing this scene, Wu Hen's scalp tingled. "My goodness, this is tighter than an iron barrel. How can I start..."

He rolled his eyes and figured it out.

He suddenly transformed into an inconspicuous little sea fish and swam stealthily towards Poseidon.

"Hehe, little guy, you're still a little too young to fight with me!" Wu Hen was secretly happy.

But he was too happy too soon. Before he could get close to Poseidon, the surrounding siren guards let out a series of low growls, and their copper bell-like eyes stared at him intently, as if saying, "You kid, you're sneaking around, what do you want to do?!"

Wu Hen was so frightened that he turned around and ran away, running faster than a rabbit.

First attempt, failed!

"No, it's impossible to force our way in. I have to think of a way..." Wu Hen hid in the corner, thinking hard.

Time passed minute by minute, Wu Hen was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, but he still couldn't find a suitable solution.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration came to his mind, and a bold idea came to his mind...

Wu Hen stood up suddenly and rushed to the stage in the center of the banquet hall.

This sudden action made the banquet hall, which was originally bustling with people chatting and laughing, fall silent in an instant, and all the gods looked at him in confusion.

"What does this kid want to do? He doesn't want to..." Zeus frowned, and an ominous premonition came to his mind.

Hera, with a look of disgust on her face, muttered in a low voice: "Where did this little god come from? He is so vulgar and doesn't know any rules at all!"

But Wu Hen ignored all this. He picked up the glittering harp on the stage. This was the favorite of the sun god Apollo. He treasured it like a treasure on weekdays, but today he took it out to show off his wealth.

"Hey, let me lend you my baby!" Wu Hen winked in the direction of Apollo, scaring the latter so much that he almost jumped up from his seat.

"What does this kid want to do? Does he want to play "Two Tigers" on my lyre?" Apollo felt a chill on his back. It was obvious that this kid was not a serious god!

But the next scene made all the gods drop their jaws in shock.

Wu Hen was seen holding a harp, his fingers plucking the strings frantically. A noise worse than slaughtering a pig instantly resounded throughout the banquet hall.

"Damn it, what kind of music is this? It's killing me!"

"Where did this kid come from? Get him out now!"

"My ears, my ears are going deaf!"

For a moment, the entire banquet hall was filled with complaints, and even Zeus, who usually kept his emotions expressionless, turned pale.

But Wu Hen was immersed in his own world. He played the priceless harp frantically, twisting his stiff body and dancing a strange dance.

"Yo yo, check it out, give me some pancakes..." Wu Hen was dancing and humming some incomprehensible lyrics.

Gods: "..."

Was this guy sent by the monkey to make people laugh?

Even the usually serious Poseidon couldn't help but twitch his lips. This kid is simply a funny guy!

However, just when everyone was attracted by Wu Hen's "performance", he secretly used the mind-confusing spell rewarded by the system on Poseidon.

Poseidon felt his vision blurry, the scene before him began to blur, a strange buzzing sound filled his ears, and his consciousness gradually fell into chaos...

"Now!" Wu Hen's eyes flashed, and he threw the harp in his hand to the ground, and then with lightning speed...

Wu Hen slid and rushed to Poseidon at lightning speed, grabbed the trident beside him, and ran towards the kitchen.

"My baby!" Poseidon roared like thunder, shaking the entire banquet hall.

He suddenly came to his senses and found that his beloved trident was missing!

And that damn mortal, holding his baby, rushed into the kitchen at a speed comparable to Bolt!

"Damn little thief! How dare you steal from me!" Poseidon was furious and raised a huge wave that swept towards the kitchen.

Zeus and Hera were also startled by this sudden change. They looked at each other, each seeing surprise and a subtle hint of...

gloat?

"This kid is really brave. He actually dares to steal things under the noses of the gods. He really doesn't know how to live or die!" Hera snorted coldly, her tone full of disdain.

Zeus touched his chin, a hint of amusement flashing in his eyes, "Haha, interesting, really interesting! I haven't seen such an interesting little fellow in a long time."

As for Wu Hen, after he rushed into the kitchen with a trident, he did not run away in a hurry. Instead, he used various bottles, jars, pots and pans in the kitchen to set a series of amazing "traps".

"Hehe, you're still a little too young to fight with me!" Wu Hen hid in the dark, watching Poseidon being fooled by the "trap" he had carefully set up, and couldn't help laughing.

"Boom!"

"boom!"

"Crash..."

The sound of bottles and jars breaking came from the kitchen, accompanied by Poseidon's roar, it was like a lively symphony.

"Damn it! Where on earth is this kid hiding?!" Poseidon roared in frustration. As the God of the Sea, when had he ever suffered such humiliation?

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the task and receiving the reward: Water Control (Basic)." The system's prompt sounded at the right time. Wu Hen felt ecstatic. He made a lot of money this time!

He carefully hid the trident in a hidden corner, and then sneaked out of the kitchen while Poseidon was not paying attention.

"Huh, I finally escaped!" Wu Hen breathed a sigh of relief, but he knew that this was just the beginning and greater challenges were still to come.

He looked out the window. The sun was setting, and the sunset glow dyed half the sky red. In the garden in the distance, a beautiful goddess in a long gauze dress was lazily lying on a bench...

A playful smile appeared on Wu Hen's lips. It seemed that the next target had appeared.