Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled on the garden, giving the flowers and plants a golden edge.

Wu Hen hid behind a huge oak tree, secretly observing the goddess not far away.

Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty, is indeed worthy of her reputation. Even if she is just lying there quietly, she exudes a breathtaking charm.

"This system is really a scam. It actually asked me to pull the hair of the goddess of beauty. What's the difference between this and asking me to kill myself..." Wu Hen muttered softly. Although the reward for this task is good, he can't give up his life for the reward.

"Ding! The host's negative emotions are detected. Friendly reminder: During the task, the host can use any props." The system's voice sounded at the right time.

"Hehe, I knew you wouldn't cheat me!" Wu Hen's eyes lit up, and he took out a pair of sunglasses from the system space and put them on. "Now everything is safe!"

He took a deep breath, straightened his clothes, and walked towards Aphrodite with a confident stride.

"Beautiful goddess, good evening." Wu Hen performed a standard gentleman's salute, trying his best to appear polite.

Aphrodite slowly opened her eyes, glanced at him lazily, and a charming smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. "Who are you? Why are you here?"

Wu Hen suddenly felt his mouth dry. This smile was simply deadly!

Fortunately, he was prepared and quickly looked away, not daring to look directly into Aphrodite's eyes. "Goddess, I am..."

Before he could finish his words, he suddenly felt an invisible force pulling his consciousness away. Aphrodite's smile deepened, her eyes filled with bewitching power. "Look at me..."

Wu Hen felt that his body was becoming increasingly out of control, and his consciousness was becoming blurred. No, if this continued, he would be doomed!

He bit the tip of his tongue hard, and the intense pain made him sober up instantly. No, he had to think of a way quickly!

"Goddess, do I look like a... Use the nunchakus quickly, hehe!" Wu Hen suddenly began to imitate a mantis that had cultivated into a spirit, performing a set of starting moves of mantis boxing, and making strange dubbings from his mouth.

As he imitated, he secretly observed Aphrodite's reaction.

Aphrodite was obviously stunned by Wu Hen's sudden "performance". A hint of surprise flashed across her originally bewitching eyes, and her charm also stagnated.

"Good opportunity!" Wu Hen was secretly delighted. Taking advantage of Aphrodite's distraction, he quickly took out a bead emitting a strange fragrance from the system space.

This is no ordinary bead, but the legendary "Pure Mind and Tranquilizing Bead", which can resist all kinds of mental control and enchantment. It is a top-level artifact that is essential for home travel, killing people and silencing witnesses, no, it is a must-have for saving lives!

"Goddess, what do you think of this bead? Isn't it shiny and sparkling?" Wu Hen said as he handed the bead to Aphrodite and shook it in front of her eyes.

Aphrodite's attention was indeed attracted by the bead emitting a strange fragrance. She stretched out her slender hand and wanted to touch the bead.

Seeing this, Wu Hen raised his lips to reveal an imperceptible smirk. He deliberately approached Aphrodite, looked at her with an extremely ambiguous look, and whispered, "Goddess, you're too close. I'm afraid I will..." Wu Hen deliberately approached Aphrodite, looked at her with an extremely ambiguous look, and whispered, "Dear Aphrodite, your beauty is like the brightest star in the night sky, but I would like to get a strand of your golden hair as a commemoration of my admiration for you." This move stunned Aphrodite. When had this goddess of love and beauty ever seen such a "fresh and unworldly" way of confession?

Before Aphrodite could react, Wu Hen was quick to pull out a strand of her golden hair!

"Goddess, thank you for letting me!" Wu Hen took the golden hair and ran away, leaving Aphrodite in a dishevel.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the mission and receiving the reward: a bottle of Charming Perfume." The system's voice rang out in Wu Hen's mind, with a hint of gloating in its tone. "How about it, buddy, that's pretty good, right?"

"666, system, you are so awesome!" Wu Hen silently gave a thumbs up to the system in his heart. With this bottle of perfume, wouldn't it be easy to pick up girls in the future?

The gods around were stunned when they saw this scene. Who is this guy? How dare he tease Aphrodite under Zeus's nose?

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Zeus was so angry that his beard stood up. This guy was tired of living, and he dared to steal his girlfriend in front of him?

Wu Hen felt the gazes from all around him, and suddenly felt a chill on his back. Of the thirty-six strategies, running away was the best one, so he ran away.

He slipped away into the night, leaving behind only a dashing figure.

However, Wu Hen didn't know that even greater challenges were waiting for him...

"The last task..." Wu Hen looked at the system interface and his heart skipped a beat.