Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen looked at the man and the dog not far away and groaned inwardly.

Erlang Shen is indeed a well-known tough guy in the Heavenly Palace. Even though he was so far away, he just got a little closer and he turned his head around like a radar. The look in his eyes made Wu Hen feel creepy.

"It's over. I'm afraid this mission will become 'becoming food for Roaring Sky Dog'..." Wu Hen wanted to cry but had no tears. He could only worry as he watched Yang Jian and Roaring Sky Dog walking further and further away.

"No, fortune and wealth must be sought through risk. I don't believe that I can't even get a piece of dog hair after stealing Zeus's wine glass?" Wu Hen gritted his teeth, made up his mind, and decided to give it a try.

He took a deep breath, tried to make himself look more natural, and then walked towards Yang Jian with a swagger, not caring about anyone.

"Hey, don't come over here!" Wu Hen prayed madly in his heart, hoping that Yang Jian would ignore him.

However, it is counterproductive.

As soon as Wu Hen got closer, Yang Jian noticed it. He looked at Wu Hen coldly, and his eyes that seemed to be able to see through everything made Wu Hen feel as if he was stripped naked, with his whole body exposed to the other's sight.

Wu Hen felt as if his body was filled with lead. He stood stiffly in place, forcing a smile uglier than crying: "Hi, Erlang Shen, what a coincidence, you are here to walk...walk the dog too?"

Yang Jian didn't say anything, but just looked at him coldly, his eyes full of vigilance.

How to do?How to do?

In a moment of desperation, Wu Hen had an idea, and suddenly...

Wu Hen steeled his heart, gritted his teeth, softened his legs, and with a "thump", he performed a fall on the ground very professionally.

He cried out "Ouch, ouch," and used his hands and feet to crawl towards Yang Jian, mumbling incoherently as he crawled: "Erlang Shen...my idol...I, Wu Hen, have admired you for a long time..."

Yang Jian looked at this sudden change, his brows slightly furrowed, a hint of doubt flashed in his eyes.

Is this guy really drunk or just pretending to be drunk?

Wu Hen didn't care what he thought. Since the show had already started, he had to perform it to the fullest!

He grunted and crawled to Yang Jian's feet, hugged Yang Jian's thighs, and his snot and tears covered Yang Jian's trouser legs. He kept muttering, "My idol... You are so handsome, so elegant, and so suave..."

Yang Jian wanted to pull his legs out in disgust, but Wu Hen held him tightly and he couldn't get rid of him no matter how hard he tried.

He sighed helplessly. This guy didn't look like a bad guy, but...

There's something wrong with my brain.

At this moment, a strange fragrance drifted into Xiaotian Dog's nose. It sniffed and was immediately attracted by the fragrance. Turning around, it saw a piece of meat bone emitting an enticing aroma lying not far away.

"Woof!" Xiaotian Dog barked excitedly and ran towards the meat bone with its legs spread out.

When Yang Jian heard the noise, he looked down, then looked up at Wu Hen who was hugging his thigh and rubbing against him. A hint of suspicion flashed in his eyes.

"Idol...you have such long legs..." Wu Hen was still performing hard and didn't notice the change in Yang Jian's expression at all.

Yang Jian took a deep breath and just as he was about to kick Wu Hen away, he felt a gust of wind passing by him...

It's too late to say, then soon!

At the moment when Yang Jian was distracted, a gleam of light flashed in Wu Hen's eyes, and he slid in front of Xiaotian Dog with lightning speed.

"Now!" Wu Hen was ecstatic and stretched out his hand to grab the shiny hair of Xiaotian Dog.

However, just as his hand was about to touch the Sky Howling Dog's fur, a fierce murderous aura came from behind!

"Not good!" Wu Hen's heart was filled with alarm, and without thinking, he rolled on the ground like a lazy donkey.

"call out--"

A ray of cold light almost brushed past Wu Hen's nose, bringing up a gust of wind that cut off several strands of hair on Wu Hen's forehead.

Wu Hen raised his head in shock, only to see the three-pointed, double-edged sword in Yang Jian's hand emitting a cold light. It was obvious that Yang Jian was really angry after that attack just now!

"Boy, you are looking for death!" Yang Jian shouted angrily, and swung the three-pointed, double-edged sword in his hand again, aiming directly at Wu Hen's face.

"Oh my god, are you serious?!" Wu Hen screamed and quickly dodged Yang Jian's attack.

"Hehe, Erlang Shen, don't be angry, I was just joking with Xiaotian Dog..." Wu Hen tried to explain while dodging Yang Jian's attack.

"Stop talking nonsense!" Yang Jian didn't listen to his explanation at all. He danced the three-pointed, double-edged sword in his hand tightly and fiercely, vowing to kill Wu Hen on the spot.

"Oh my god, this is really a fight between gods, and the mortals are suffering!" Wu Hen wailed in his heart, and saw that he was about to die on the spot. Suddenly, a light bulb went off in his mind, and he remembered a skill he had just acquired - confusing the mind!

"Let's give it a try!" Wu Hen gritted his teeth and decided to take a gamble.

He took a deep breath, stared at Yang Jian intently, and muttered to himself, "Heaven and earth, please help me, Taishang Laojun, please show your power..."

As Wu Hen chanted his spell, an invisible wave emanated from him and instantly enveloped Yang Jian.

Yang Jian felt his eyes blurred, and suddenly a strange scene appeared in his mind...

"Who are you? Where is this?"

"I'm your long-lost brother, brother, don't you remember me?"

"Brother, look, your three-pointed, two-edged sword is rusty!"

"..."

Yang Jian's attack suddenly paused, and a trace of confusion flashed in his eyes.

"Now is the time!" Wu Hen seized the opportunity and made a lightning-fast move, grabbing a hair of Xiaotian Dog, and then escaped from Yang Jian's attack range in the blink of an eye.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the mission and receiving the reward:..."

When the system prompt sounded, Wu Hen was overjoyed and couldn't help laughing up to the sky: "Hahaha, I finally succeeded!"

The gods around were startled by Wu Hen's sudden action and cast strange looks at him.

Wu Hen didn't care at all. He held the hair of Xiaotian Dog in his hand and felt that his whole body was filled with strength.

"There are still two tasks to be completed, so we have to hurry..." Wu Hen looked around and a confident smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Suddenly, his eyes fell on a majestic figure holding a trident in the center of the banquet hall, and a gleam of light flashed in his eyes...

"Poseidon..."