Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Hera!

No way, why is this woman targeting me?

Wu Hen secretly thought that something was wrong, but his face was full of a harmless smile. "Goddess Hera, you are truly as beautiful as a fairy. I was just attracted by your beauty and lost my mind for a moment. Please forgive me!"

Hera obviously didn't buy his tricks and snorted coldly, "Slippery tongue! I warn you, you'd better not play any tricks, otherwise..."

Before she could finish her words, Zeus interrupted her, "Hera, don't scare the little brother, he's just a mortal."

Zeus said this, raised the wine glass in his hand, took a sip, but his eyes swept over Wu Hen intentionally or unintentionally.

Wu Hen's heart trembled. This old fox was really testing me!

He pretended to be calm, his eyes rolling around as he thought about what to do.

There was singing and dancing in the banquet hall, and the gods were chatting and laughing. The atmosphere seemed harmonious, but there were undercurrents.

Wu Hen carefully moved among the crowd, looking for an opportunity to get close to Zeus.

He saw Zeus talking to Odin and there were some other gods around, so it would be extremely difficult to steal the wine cup.

Whenever Wu Hen got closer, he felt a majestic gaze sweeping over him. He knew that was Zeus's vigilance. His palms began to sweat and his heart pounded.

No, there is no chance if this goes on!

Wu Hen gritted his teeth, made up his mind, and a cunning gleam flashed in his eyes.

He suddenly turned around and walked in another direction, his target was... Chang'e!

"Fairy Chang'e, please stay!" Wu Hen's face was filled with a flattering smile. He walked quickly to Chang'e, bowed, and said, "I am Wu Hen. I have long heard of your great name..."

Chang'e was slightly taken aback, obviously not expecting him to suddenly come over and chat her up. A hint of doubt flashed in her beautiful eyes, "You..."

Wu Hen was secretly happy that his plan was successful!

He took advantage of Chang'e's moment of distraction and caught a glimpse of Zeus's flaw that he had accidentally revealed...

"Fairy Chang'e, your figure and beauty can easily outshine all the goddesses here! Even Venus is only a bronze rank compared to you!" Wu Hen started talking nonsense, throwing all kinds of sweet words and earthy love words he learned from modern society at Chang'e.

Chang'e had never seen such an "interesting" mortal before, and she was a little overwhelmed at first, but as she listened, she was amused by Wu Hen and laughed so hard that she bent over and shook her body, and even almost cried.

Wu Hen's movements naturally attracted the attention of the surrounding gods. Even Zeus and Odin couldn't help but look over with a hint of curiosity and confusion in their eyes.

good chance!

Wu Hen was secretly delighted. While everyone's attention was on him and Chang'e, he quietly used the magic weapon rewarded by the system to conceal his aura - the invisibility talisman.

His figure flashed and he disappeared from the spot in an instant, as if he had turned into a wisp of green smoke.

The next second, he sneaked behind Zeus like a nimble little mouse. The whole process was smooth and did not attract anyone's attention.

He held his breath and carefully reached out his hand, just as he was about to grab the wine glass, when suddenly...

At the critical moment, Zeus seemed to have noticed something and turned slightly to the side!

Wu Hen was quick to react and retracted his hand. He meowed like a cat and pretended to be puzzled, saying, "Huh? Why is there a cat running around at the Banquet of the Gods?"

Zeus paused, looked around suspiciously, and didn't find anything unusual, so he thought he had heard it wrong.

He shook his head and continued to talk to Odin about interesting things in the world.

Wu Hen finally breathed a sigh of relief, his palms already covered in cold sweat.

He calmed himself down, and while Zeus wasn't paying attention, he grabbed the wine glass with lightning speed and quickly stuffed it into the system space.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the mission: Stealing Zeus's Cup! Reward: Eye of Charm (can temporarily confuse the target's mind, the duration depends on the target's mental strength)! Please keep up the good work, host, and strive to become the strongest king as soon as possible!"

The system prompt sounded in Wu Hen's mind. He was so excited that he almost laughed out loud. He suppressed his laughter and pretended nothing had happened as he left Zeus.

However, before Wu Hen could be happy for too long, the system's voice sounded again:

"Ding! New quest triggered: Bravely Grab the Dog Hair! Host, without being discovered by Erlang Shen Yang Jian, must obtain a hair from his beloved Sky-Howling Dog! Quest Reward: A random artifact! Mission Failure: You will become Sky-Howling Dog's food!"

Wu Hen was petrified on the spot, with a thousand alpaca horses galloping through his mind.

Roaring Sky Dog's hair?

That is Erlang Shen’s precious treasure, more important than his own eyes. How could he possibly get it?

Just as Wu Hen was racking his brains, thinking about how to complete this hellishly difficult task, he accidentally looked up and saw a scene that made his heart beat faster...

Erlang Shen Yang Jian, accompanied by Roaring Sky Dog, was strolling leisurely in a mysterious garden not far away...

Wu Hen took a deep breath. He knew that a tough battle was inevitable!