Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The magnificent banquet hall was brightly lit, melodious music flowed in the air, and the gods were chatting and laughing among the elegantly dressed people, creating a peaceful scene.

Wu Hen, who had just stepped into the banquet hall, was like a husky that had accidentally entered a porcelain shop, so nervous that he was almost at a loss for words.

"Wow, are all these gods having such a grand gathering?" Wu Hen muttered in his heart, but his eyes couldn't help but glance around.

A waiter walked over with a tray filled with crystal clear wine glasses.

Wu Hen swallowed subconsciously. This scene reminded him of the university welcome party, so he skillfully reached out his hand and prepared to have a drink to calm his nerves.

However, before his hand touched the wine glass, the air around him seemed to freeze instantly, and everyone's eyes were focused on his hand, or to be more precise, on the hand that was about to touch the wine glass.

"It's over, it's terrible..." Alarm bells rang in Wu Hen's mind.

A layer of frost covered Hera's noble face, and her eyes were as sharp as a blade, as if she was going to split Wu Hen in half in the next second.

At this critical moment, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed through Wu Hen's mind, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised, revealing a mysterious smile...

"Hey, calm down, calm down. It's just a wine glass, right?" Wu Hen's eyes rolled around, and suddenly he started shaking as if he had been electrocuted, muttering to himself, "Oh my god, this wine glass is electrified! Pikachu, is that you? Get in the bowl!"

As he spoke, he imitated the clown's antics. His exaggerated expressions and funny movements instantly made the gods around him laugh.

"Hahaha, who is this guy? So interesting!"

"This dance... I've never heard of it before, but it makes me want to laugh for some reason!"

Even Hera, who was always serious, twitched her lips slightly, obviously amused by Wu Hen's performance.

"Ahem, this is..." Zeus was about to introduce but was interrupted.

"I know, I know. He's here to compete in The Voice of the Gods, right? His break dancing skills are definitely a candidate for championship!" A man with goat legs...

Chinese……

Yelling excitedly.

Wu Hen was so upset, what the hell was going on?

At this moment, a cold mechanical voice rang out in his mind: "Ding! System activation successful! First mission: Get Taibai Jinxing to praise you. Mission success reward: A random skill book. Mission failure penalty: Transform into an alpaca."

Become an alpaca?

!

Wu Hen was startled and quickly looked at Taibai Jinxing in the crowd.

This oriental immortal was stroking his beard and looking at himself with interest.

"Hello, old gentleman with a sage-like appearance, I am..." Wu Hen rubbed his hands and moved forward with a smile on his face, ready to take the initiative.

However, Taibai Jinxing just glanced at him lightly, then turned to chat with the Moon Goddess beside him, completely ignoring Wu Hen's existence.

"Old Immortal, please don't ignore me!" Wu Hen was scratching his head anxiously. Suddenly, he had an idea and pointed at Taibai Jinxing and said, "Do you think my walking posture is similar to yours?"

After saying this, he began to imitate Taibai Jinxing's steps, taking small, shaky steps as he walked...

Wu Hen's actions brought the atmosphere in the banquet hall to another climax.

He imitated Taibai Jinxing's walk so vividly that he almost carved the words "I am an old immortal" on his forehead.

"Hahaha, this kid is so funny, he's a carbon copy of Taibai Jinxing!"

"Oh, I can't take it anymore, my stomach is going to burst from laughing!"

Even the usually serious Taibai Jinxing couldn't help but smile, stroking his beard and saying with a smile: "You are quite interesting, kid, you imitated it quite well!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the task and receiving the reward: a stealth talisman." The system's cold voice sounded at the right time. Wu Hen was secretly happy in his heart. Now it would be more convenient for him to act.

He pretended to glance around casually, and suddenly, the exquisite wine glass in Zeus's hand caught his attention.

The wine glass emitted a faint golden glow and was obviously of great value.

Wu Hen's heart moved. Could the next task be related to this wine glass?

He stealthily took a few steps towards Zeus, his eyes flickering, and it was unknown what he was up to.

"Little brother, what are you looking at?" A voice suddenly sounded in his ear. Wu Hen was startled and slowly turned his head to meet Hera's sharp eyes...