Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Behind the stone gate was not the tomb full of traps that Wu Hen had imagined, but an empty cave.

In the center of the cave, Taoist Li sat cross-legged, his original immortal appearance gone.

Instead, there was a ferocious face and scarlet eyes.

Black mist swirled around him like poisonous snakes, spitting out their tongues and making hissing sounds.

The entire cave was shaking slightly, as if it could not withstand this powerful evil force.

"Holy crap, has this Taoist Priest Li been possessed by some powerful being? These special effects are perfect!"

Wu Hen couldn't help but complain, but that didn't stop him from holding the branch tightly in his hand and acting as if he was facing a great enemy.

Lin Qiye didn't say anything, but silently held the sword across his body, with the tip of the sword pointing directly at Taoist Li.

Taoist Priest Li slowly opened his eyes, his scarlet eyes filled with madness and murderous intent.

"You... disturbed my meditation!" His voice was hoarse, like the sound of two stones rubbing against each other, which was creepy.

Before he finished speaking, Taoist Li suddenly stood up and quickly formed seals with his hands.

Black spells shot towards Wu Hen and Lin Qiye like arrows.

"I hide! I hide! I hide, hide, hide!" Wu Hen dodged the attacks flexibly.

At the same time, he did not forget to dub himself, as if he was playing an exciting parkour game.

Lin Qiye calmly waved his sword and blocked the spells shot at him one by one.

However, these black spells were extremely powerful. Even if they were blocked, they would still unleash a powerful impact force, causing Lin Qiye's palms to go numb.

"What kind of powerful pill did this old Taoist priest take? His attack power is so high!"

Wu Hen rolled over to avoid a black beam of light and saw the beam hit the cave wall.

The hard rock was instantly turned into powder, and I couldn't help but gasp.

"Be careful!" Lin Qiye shouted, and with a sweeping move, he knocked away a spell that was attacking Wu Hen.

"Thanks, brother!"

Wu Hen glanced at Lin Qiye gratefully, then his eyes rolled, "Hey, I remember..."

"Oh, I remember the widow Wang at the village entrance said that Taoist Li used to be very ticklish. I wonder if he's still ticklish now..."

Wu Hen said, and took out a huge feather from the system space.

This thing was the reward for completing the "Tickling Master" mission last time. It was said to make people laugh uncontrollably.

"are you serious?"

While resisting the bombardment of black magic, Lin Qiye looked at Wu Hen in disbelief.

"It's free to try!" Wu Hen smiled, seized an opportunity, and threw the feather towards Taoist Li.

The huge feather drew a strange arc in the air and landed precisely on Taoist Li's waist.

"Squeak!"

The expected wild laughter did not appear. Taoist Li just trembled slightly and then let out an angry roar.

The black air around his waist rolled, and the huge feather instantly turned into ashes.

"It's actually useless? It seems that after this old Taoist priest was possessed by another body, even his ticklishness has been upgraded!"

Wu Hen shook his head with regret, but then his eyes became sharp.

"System, start 'Vulnerability Scan'!"

On the system interface, the figure of Taoist Li appeared, and a red light flashed on his chest.

"Weakness: A heart eroded by evil!"

"Got you!"

Wu Hen raised a wicked smile and took out a strange-looking water gun from the system space - "Holy Light Purifier".

This was the reward for completing the "Kindergarten Bully" mission last time, and it was said to be able to purify all evil forces.

"biubiubiu!"

Wu Hen sprayed a burst of water towards Taoist Li's chest. The golden water column hit Taoist Li, making a "sizzling" sound.

Taoist Li roared in pain, the black energy on his body began to dissipate, and his scarlet eyes gradually regained clarity.

However, the good times did not last long.

Taoist Priest Li suddenly roared to the sky, and an even more powerful evil force burst out from his body.

"You... irritated me!"

He slammed his hands on the ground, and the ground cracked open. One by one, hideous souls crawled out from the ground.

It let out a shrill howl and pounced towards Wu Hen and Lin Qiye.

"Oh my god, this old Taoist priest has backup?"

Wu Hen let out a strange cry and took out his branch again, ready for a new round of battle.

Lin Qiye suddenly stopped resisting the soul's attack. He glanced at Taoist Li who was struggling in pain, and a hint of determination flashed in his eyes.

"Wu Hen, cover me!"

Lin Qiye no longer paid attention to those ferocious souls, but flashed like an arrow and headed straight for Taoist Li.

The long sword in his hand burst out with dazzling light, and sharp sword energy poured out like a violent storm.

Taoist Li was trapped inside.

Those souls that had originally attacked Wu Hen madly seemed to have lost control, circling in the air in a daze, and emitting bursts of wailing.

"Good opportunity!" Wu Hen's eyes lit up. He knew this was the best time to attack.

He took a deep breath and poured all his energy into the "Holy Light Purifier" in his hand.

The muzzle of the water gun flashed with golden light, as if it contained the power to destroy the world.

"Super invincible ultimate purification cannon!" Wu Hen shouted and pulled the trigger.

A dazzling golden beam of light shot out from the water gun, like a golden dragon, roaring and rushing towards Taoist Li.

The beam of light hit Taoist Li's chest, causing a deafening explosion.

Taoist Priest Li let out a shrill scream, and the black energy on his body melted away like ice and snow, and his scarlet eyes gradually regained clarity.

He fell to his knees in agony, his body shaking violently.

"Is it done?" Wu Hen looked at Taoist Li and felt secretly happy.

However, at this moment, Taoist Li suddenly raised his head and a strange smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Hehe... Do you think this is the end?"

The strange smile on Taoist Li's face suddenly disappeared, replaced by confusion and pain.

"What...what have I done?" He covered his chest and groaned in pain.

The black energy on his body completely dissipated, and his scarlet eyes regained their clarity, having become turbid and lifeless.

"It's done!"

Wu Hen jumped up excitedly and put his arm around Lin Qiye's shoulders.

"Brother, our cooperation is perfect! It's a perfect match, a match made in heaven, and we will live happily ever after..."

Lin Qiye pushed Wu Hen away with disdain: "Speak properly."

Taoist Li struggled to stand up and bowed deeply to Wu Hen and Lin Qiye.

"Thank you both young men for your help. I am deeply grateful."

He sighed, his face full of guilt, "I was bewitched by the evil spirit and almost made a big mistake..."

"It's okay, it's a small matter,"

Wu Hen waved his hand, looking like a chivalrous knight, "Seeing injustice on the road, it's our duty to help. By the way,..."

"Old Taoist, your cave has good feng shui. Do you have any treasures?"

"For example, thousand-year-old ginseng, ten-thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, or something like that. Just give me something. I'm not picky..."

Taoist Priest Li smiled awkwardly: "I only have a few jars of homemade peach blossom wine here. If you don't mind, young man..."

"Peach blossom wine? That's fine too!"

Wu Hen's eyes lit up, "As the saying goes, a thousand cups are not enough when you meet a good friend. Come on, let's not go home until we're drunk!"

The sunlight outside the cave shone in through the stone door, dispelling the darkness and dampness in the cave.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye drank and chatted happily with Taoist Li, and the atmosphere was harmonious and warm.

The evil aura that remained in the cave gradually dissipated with the breeze, and everything returned to peace.

After bidding farewell to Taoist Priest Li, Wu Hen and Lin Qiye embarked on a new journey.

They know that there are more mysteries in this world waiting for them to explore.

"Hey, brother,"

Wu Hen suddenly stopped and pointed to a mountain forest in front of him that was covered by thick fog.

"Do you smell...roast chicken?"

Lin Qiye: "..." He silently drew out his sword.