Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen dragged Lin Qiye to play "Eagle Catches Chicken" in the village that looked like a zombie siege.

The villagers roared and waved hoes and rakes, just like a group of fanatical fans chasing their idol for autographs, except that these "autographs" were deadly.

"Qi Ye, hold on! Let's act out a doomsday escape today!" Wu Hen teased while dodging the villagers' attacks.

He was like a loach, slippery and always able to dodge attacks at the critical moment, leaving Lin Qiye stunned.

Lin Qiye's life was not so easy. He was like a besieged boss, struggling to hold on.

As he waved his sword to block the attack, he couldn't help but complain: "You still have the mood to joke! I can't hold on any longer!"

"Don't panic, brother will take you flying!" Wu Hen pulled Lin Qiye, suddenly braked, and hid behind a crooked tree.

"Look at that old man!" Wu Hen pointed at Uncle Zhang who was surrounded by villagers in the center, his eyes shining.

Lin Qiye followed Wu Hen's gaze and saw a strange pendant hanging around Uncle Zhang's neck, emitting a strange glow in the dim light.

"What is that?" Lin Qiye asked in confusion.

"Hehe, I think this thing is the key!" Wu Hen raised his lips into a wicked smile.

He took a deep breath and shouted, "Everyone, look at me! Look at me, look at me!" But no one paid any attention to him.

Wu Hen rolled his eyes and said, "Well, it seems this trick doesn't work."

He suddenly had an idea, picked up a stone from the ground and threw it at a villager.

"Hey! Why are you hitting my grandfather!" A young villager rushed over roaring.

"Feint to the east and attack in the west, understand?"

Wu Hen winked at Lin Qiye triumphantly, then took advantage of the chaos and slipped into the crowd like a loach, with lightning speed...

He pulled off the pendant from Uncle Zhang's neck!

As soon as the pendant was in hand, a strange energy wave instantly spread out...

Wu Hen looked at the pendant in his hand and murmured, "Qi Ye... do you feel... suddenly quiet?"

The moment the pendant was in his hand, a soft golden light burst out from the center of the pendant, spreading rapidly like ripples, covering the entire village.

The villagers, who were originally as crazy as zombies, gradually became stiff in their movements, and the bloodshot in their eyes slowly faded, replaced by confusion and bewilderment.

"Where... where am I?" A villager rubbed his head, looking confused.

"Ouch, my old waist! What was I doing just now?"

Another villager bent over and rubbed his back, his face full of pain.

Uncle Zhang also woke up. He looked at the crutch in his hand, then looked at Wu Hen, and his cloudy eyes gradually regained clarity.

"Young man, thank you... Thank you for saving us..." He thanked Wu Hen tremblingly.

"It's just a small matter, just basic exercises." Wu Hen waved his hand, looking like a master.

The villagers who regained consciousness apologized to Wu Hen and Lin Qiye one after another, and talked about the ins and outs of the village curse.

It turns out that all this is related to a Taoist priest named Li Daochang.

This Taoist priest Li was originally a highly respected cultivator in the village.

But at some point, he began to become strange and often performed some weird rituals.

Later, strange things began to happen in the village, and the villagers gradually became crazy and bloodthirsty.

"Where is Taoist Li now?" Lin Qiye asked solemnly.

A villager pointed to a dilapidated Taoist temple behind the village and said in a trembling voice, "It's... it's in that Taoist temple... But he hasn't come out for a long time..."

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked at each other, and a gleam of light flashed in their eyes.

"Let's go!" Wu Hen grabbed Lin Qiye's arm and ran towards the Taoist temple.

"Wait! There is something in that Taoist temple..." Uncle Zhang suddenly spoke up, trying to stop them, but Wu Hen and Lin Qiye had already disappeared into the night.

Uncle Zhang looked in the direction they left, sighed deeply, and murmured to himself, "I hope... I hope they're okay..."

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye followed the villagers' instructions and ran all the way towards the gloomy Taoist temple behind the village.

"Qiye, do you think this Taoist Priest Li could be a hidden boss?"

Wu Hen asked as he ran, his tone as relaxed as if they were on a picnic.

Lin Qiye rolled his eyes at him angrily: "It's already this hour, and you still have the mind to joke!"

"What if there's an ambush in this Taoist temple?"

"What are you afraid of? If an enemy comes, we will fight him; if a flood comes, we will block it with earth! Besides, I'm a master with special skills!"

Wu Hen said this while striking a pose in a serious manner.

However, before they could finish showing off, they heard a rustling sound coming from all around.

Then, a group of small animals with red eyes, such as mice, hares, weasels, etc.

As if he had been injected with chicken blood, he rushed towards them like crazy.

"Oh my god! What's going on? A riot in the animal world?"

Wu Hen was startled and quickly took out the "magic weapon" he carried with him - a branch picked up from the roadside.

"Don't be careless, these little animals must be controlled by evil forces." Lin Qiye drew out his sword with a serious expression.

"No big deal, watch me!"

Wu Hen shouted loudly and used his self-created "Invincible Wind Fire Wheel" stick technique. He swung the branches vigorously and beat the small animals to a pulp.

Lin Qiye swung his sword cleanly and neatly, with sword energy running rampant, killing the small animals one by one.

"How is it? My kung fu is pretty good, right?" Wu Hen asked proudly.

"Flashy but not practical." Lin Qiye commented lightly and continued walking forward.

The two of them overcame all obstacles along the way and finally arrived at the entrance of the cave that the villagers mentioned.

The entrance to the cave was pitch black, with gusts of cold wind and a creepy smell blowing in the face.

Wu Hen took out his cell phone, turned on the flashlight function, and shone it inside the cave.

"My goodness, this atmosphere is like a scene from a horror movie!" He couldn't help but complain.

"Be careful, this place is probably full of traps." Lin Qiye reminded.

"Don't worry, I'm a professional!" Wu Hen said, pulling out a handful of...

Folding fan.

"Watch me!" He opened his folding fan with a "swish" sound and fanned it in a pretentious manner.

"You are..." Lin Qiye was speechless.

"Exorcise evil and avoid danger, do you understand?" Wu Hen explained seriously.

Lin Qiye: “…”

Wu Hen put away his folding fan, pointed to the depths of the cave and said, "Let's go in and take a look!"

The two walked into the cave carefully. It was pitch black inside and they couldn't see their hands in front of them.

Suddenly, Wu Hen stopped and pointed at a rune on the cave wall, saying, "Qi Ye, look..."

Wu Hen used a flashlight to carefully illuminate the runes on the cave wall. The runes were twisted and strange, emitting a faint red light, like some kind of evil text.

"This thing...why does it feel like a sealing spell seen in Japanese anime?" He touched his chin, thoughtfully.

Lin Qiye took a closer look, his brows furrowed. "The aura of this rune is indeed very similar to the evil aura of the villagers in the village."

"Wait, I remembered!"

Wu Hen slapped his thigh suddenly. "When I was traveling in Japan before, I learned a little bit about breaking formations from a mysterious old monk! Maybe it can be useful!"

He pretended to count on his fingers, muttering to himself, "The sky and the earth are dark yellow, the universe is vast and boundless... Mali Mali Hong! Hurry up and obey the command!"

Then he took out a bottle of mineral water from his backpack and sprinkled it on the rune.

"What are you doing?" Lin Qiye looked confused.

"Break the seal! This is the old monk's secret 'holy water'! It cures all kinds of disobedience!"

Wu Hen talked nonsense seriously.

The magical thing is that after the mineral water was sprinkled on the rune, the rune actually began to flicker, the red light gradually dimmed, and finally disappeared completely.

"Oh my god! It really works!" Wu Hen was stunned. It seemed that this old monk was not a complete charlatan.

As the rune disappeared, a loud rumbling sound came from deep in the cave, as if something was opened.

"It seems that we are one step closer to sealing Taoist Li." A gleam of light flashed in Lin Qiye's eyes.

"Let's go! Let's go in and take a look!" Wu Hen rubbed his hands excitedly and took the lead to step forward.

Deep in the cave, a huge stone door slowly opened, and an even more eerie and terrifying aura gushed out, making people shudder.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked at each other and saw a hint of solemnity in each other's eyes.

"Are you ready? Nanaya."

Wu Hen clenched the branch in his hand, and his tone became serious, which was unusual for him.

Lin Qiye nodded, unsheathed his sword, and a cold light flashed.

The two took a deep breath and walked into the stone gate...

"Fuck..." Wu Hen's voice stopped abruptly.