Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The thick fog was like huge balls, filling the entire mountain forest, and visibility was less than five meters.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye stepped into this strange place, one step deep and one step shallow.

The air was filled with the smell of dampness and decay, mixed with an indescribable strange fragrance.

It does taste a bit like roast chicken, but with a hint of sweetness.

"This place is so hellish..."

Wu Hen rubbed his arms and felt a chill on his back, as if something would jump out at any time.

"Is there really some thousand-year-old demon? I don't want to be turned into Tang Monk's flesh."

Lin Qiye didn't say anything, but just silently gripped the sword in his hand and glanced around vigilantly.

It was quiet all around, with only the rustling of leaves in the wind.

The occasional calls of unknown birds added a bit of eerie atmosphere.

All kinds of strange shadows swayed in the thick fog, like ferocious beasts lurking in the dark, ready to pounce and bite their throats at any time.

Suddenly, a fishy wind blew in my face!

A huge green snake tail, wrapped in a strong wind, swept out from the thick fog and headed straight for Lin Qiye!

"Oh shit! There really is a monster!" Wu Hen screamed and quickly dodged.

Lin Qiye reacted very quickly as well. He swung his sword, and with a clang, sparks flew everywhere, barely blocking the attack from the snake's tail.

A figure slowly emerged from the thick fog.

It was a woman wearing a green dress. She was extremely beautiful, but her eyes were filled with ferocity and hostility.

Her lower body was actually a huge green snake tail, which was looming in the mist and emitting a heart-pounding cold light.

"hiss……"

Xiaoqing spit out her snake tongue and uttered a sharp voice, "Anyone who trespasses will die!"

She attacked again, and the snake's tail was like a green lightning, as fast as the wind, rushing towards Lin Qiye.

Wu Hen was not in a hurry. He carefully observed Xiaoqing's eyes and found helplessness and struggle in them.

He shouted loudly: "Miss Xiaoqing, I know you are forced, we can help you!"

When Xiaoqing heard this, her movements froze, and her snake tail stopped in mid-air, trembling slightly.

There was a hint of doubt in her cold eyes, as if she couldn't believe that someone could see through her situation.

Lin Qiye wanted to take advantage of Xiaoqing's distraction to attack, but was pulled back by Wu Hen.

"What are you doing? Perfect timing!"

Lin Qiye complained in a low voice, but Wu Hen smiled mysteriously: "Reckless man! You should capture the leader first, don't you understand? This Xiaoqing is obviously a woman with a story. Maybe there is a big villain behind her!"

Wu Hen walked towards Xiaoqing. The atmosphere around them was so tense that even the sound of a pin drop could be heard.

Xiaoqing stared at him warily, her snake core moving in and out, making a hissing sound, as if warning him not to come near.

Wu Hen didn't care at all, and continued to approach with a playful smile, as if the one in front of her was not some thousand-year-old snake demon,

But she is a weak woman who needs to be rescued.

"Miss Xiaoqing, don't be nervous. Do I look like a bad person to you?"

He spread his hands and made an innocent expression.

"You...how do you know..." Xiaoqing's voice trembled slightly, and her tone was full of doubt and vigilance.

"Don't try to guess what a woman is thinking. You'll never understand it no matter how hard you try~"

Wu Hen hummed a little tune and took out a stone emitting soft light from his pocket.

"But, a girl as pretty as you, you can tell at first glance that you're not a villain."

"What...what is this?" Xiaoqing's eyes were attracted by the stone, and a hint of desire flashed in her eyes.

"This is……"

Wu Hen paused deliberately and smiled mysteriously, "Something that can help you get rid of it."

He slowly approached Xiaoqing, "Come, let me help you..."

Wu Hen slowly brought the stone emitting soft light - it was a purification stone obtained from ancient ruins, which was said to be able to dispel all evil spirits - towards Xiaoqing.

As soon as the stone approached, the green scales on Xiaoqing's body began to shake violently, as if they were greatly stimulated.

A black gas seeped out from Xiaoqing's seven orifices, twisting and struggling in the air, making a shrill scream, just like a mouse with its tail stepped on.

"Ah...it hurts!"

Xiaoqing curled up in pain, its huge snake tail slapping the ground wildly, causing the surrounding trees to tremble.

Her originally clear eyes were now full of bloodshot, and the whites of her eyes had turned a strange black, looking very scary.

"Hold on! It's almost there!"

Wu Hen gritted his teeth, veins popped on his hands, he gripped the purification stone tightly, beads of sweat the size of beans oozed out of his forehead.

This thing doesn't look big, but it's quite difficult to use. It feels more tiring than moving bricks.

He secretly complained in his heart that if this happened in modern times, it could definitely be applied for as an intangible cultural heritage.

The black air grew thicker and thicker, forming a hideous ghost face in the air, which roared silently at Wu Hen.

Wu Hen felt a powerful force pulling at him, as if it was going to tear him into pieces.

He endured the severe pain and stared at the ghost face, with only one thought in his mind: Today either you die or I die, but I must not die!

"You... who are you..." Xiaoqing's voice became hoarse, with a hint of fear and despair.

She felt her consciousness gradually blurring, and her body seemed to be torn in two.

Half is cold darkness, half is warm light.

"I'm just a Kamen Rider passing by, remember this!"

Wu Hen's mouth curled up, revealing an evil smile.

"Now, it's time to send you on your way!" He suddenly pressed the purification stone against Xiaoqing's forehead...

"No!!!" A shrill scream echoed through the forest...

The black gas turned into a wisp of green smoke and dissipated in the air.

Xiaoqing's body went limp, and her originally ferocious face returned to calm, her eyes filled with gratitude and tenderness.

"Thank you..." she said weakly, her voice as soft as a mosquito's hum.

Wu Hen let out a long sigh and wiped the sweat from his forehead. He felt drained and more tired than running a marathon.

"It's nothing, just basic operation, not worth a thumbs up, nothing."

He waved his hand pretending to be relaxed, but secretly felt relieved.

Fortunately, my buddy is more skilled than me, otherwise I would have died here today.

"You...you really helped me..."

Xiaoqing struggled to sit up, tears glistening in her eyes.

"I was controlled by that evil creature and had no choice but to obey its orders and harm innocent people..."

"Oh, we're all workers. Who doesn't work to make a living?"

Wu Hen patted Xiaoqing's shoulder, speaking with the tone of someone who had experienced it.

"Now you are free. You can eat whatever you want, drink whatever you want, and go wherever you want!"

Xiaoqing burst into laughter, her eyes full of gratitude.

"Thank you. I am willing to help you and take you deep into the mountains and forests."

"Oh oh oh oh!"

Wu Hen rubbed his hands excitedly, "This wave is stable! Having a local snake leading the way is simply VIP treatment!"

With Xiaoqing's help, they had a smooth journey and the originally thick fog gradually dissipated, revealing a path leading deep into the forest.

Xiaoqing led the way in front, twisting her slender waist, so graceful that Wu Hen's eyes were wide open.

"Tsk tsk tsk, this figure, this beauty, is simply the best in the world!"

He muttered quietly, while Lin Qiye silently rolled his eyes.

"It's just ahead..." Xiaoqing suddenly stopped and pointed ahead.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked in the direction of Xiaoqing's finger and saw an empty space.

There stands an ancient stone gate, engraved with strange runes and emitting a faint golden light.

The stone gate was surrounded by a complex magic circle, flashing with strange light. It was obvious that this was not a good place.

"What...what is this?" Lin Qiye asked vigilantly.

"This is the entrance to the depths of the forest, and it also presents the greatest test..."

Xiao Qing said solemnly, "Only after passing this formation can we enter the real core area."

Wu Hen was ready to give it a try.

"Array? No problem! I grew up playing puzzle games, how can this thing stump me?"

He walked confidently towards the stone door and touched the runes on it...

Suddenly, the runes on the stone gate burst into a dazzling light, and the entire magic circle began to vibrate violently. A powerful force sent Wu Hen flying...

"Oh my god! This thing is electrified!" Wu Hen rubbed his arm which was numb from the shock, with a confused look on his face.

Xiaoqing shook her head and said helplessly, "This formation is very complicated and requires a specific method to unlock it..."

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked at each other and saw a solemn look in each other's eyes.

"It seems that this expedition is more dangerous than we imagined..."

Wu Hen looked up into the distance, a hint of determination flashing in his eyes, "But this is what makes it interesting!"

Suddenly, Xiaoqing's face changed drastically, and she pointed behind the stone door in horror, "What...what is that?!"

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye followed Xiaoqing's gaze and saw a blurry figure slowly emerging from the thick fog behind the stone gate...

"Let's go! To that abandoned Taoist temple!" Wu Hen grabbed Lin Qiye and Xiaoqing and ran in another direction...