Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Run? Can you run away?" Susanoo's voice exploded behind him like rolling thunder.

Wu Hen glanced back and saw that Susanoo turned into a stream of light, moving at an astonishing speed, and the distance between them was shortened in the blink of an eye.

"Brother Qiye, hold me tight!" Wu Hen shouted, hugged Lin Qiye's waist, put oil on his feet, and increased his speed again.

The two ran wildly in the palace, and the divine power around them became more and more violent, as if it was going to tear their souls apart.

Every breath feels like the cutting of a knife, and every heartbeat feels like the beating of a drum.

"The divine power in this crappy place is too strong! It's almost crushing me into a meat patty!" Wu Hen complained as he ran.

"Don't talk, just run!" Lin Qiye said in a deep voice.

Suddenly, an empty hall appeared in front of them. In the center of the hall stood a huge table.

The table was filled with various artifacts, emitting dazzling light.

"Congratulations, both of you, for coming to the trial ground of Tsukuyomi." A cold voice echoed in the hall.

"Tsukuyomi? You again!"

Wu Hen rolled his eyes. "What's going on this time?"

"It's simple. Among these artifacts, only one is real. Find it, and you will pass the trial."

Tsukuyomi's voice was still cold and without a trace of emotion.

Wu Hen couldn't help but feel his scalp tingling when he looked at the dazzling array of artifacts on the table.

Each of these artifacts exudes a powerful aura, making it difficult to distinguish the real from the fake.

"This...how do I find this?" Wu Hen scratched his head.

"Observe and think." Lin Qiye said concisely.

Wu Hen took a deep breath and began to carefully observe each artifact.

Time passed minute by minute, and beads of sweat appeared on Wu Hen's forehead.

Suddenly, his eyes locked on a seemingly ordinary sword.

There is a crack on the hilt of this long sword that is almost invisible to the naked eye.

"Found it!" Wu Hen was delighted and reached out to grab the sword.

Just as his fingers were about to touch the hilt of the sword, a hint of approval flashed in Tsukuyomi's eyes.

"Yes, you are very observant."

Wu Hen grinned and was about to say something when he suddenly felt a powerful force coming from the long sword, knocking him away...

"I rely on!"

Wu Hen was blown away, drawing a beautiful parabola in the air, and then fell heavily to the ground.

"Ouch, my old waist!" He rubbed his butt and climbed up with a grin.

Seeing this, Susanoo was furious. This kid actually dared to play tricks on him!

He roared, swung the Ten Fist Sword in his hand, and attacked Wu Hen like a storm.

"Oh my god, this is real!" Wu Hen screamed and started jumping up and down, dodging left and right.

He looked in a mess, like a funny monkey, but he was able to dodge Susanoo's attacks at the critical moment every time.

While dodging, he didn't forget to provoke with words: "Hey, I say, your swordsmanship is not good, your accuracy is too poor! Didn't you sleep well last night?"

Susanoo was so angry that he attacked more fiercely, but his moves were disrupted by Wu Hen's funny actions and gradually lost their accuracy.

Wu Hen saw the right opportunity and the agility bonus granted by the system burst out instantly.

He rushed to Susanoo like a flash of lightning and used the "Monkey Stealing Peach" move to hit Susanoo's vital point.

"Ah!" Susanoo let out a scream, covered his lower body, and bent over in pain.

He never thought that he, a great god, would be hit by such a low-level move.

His roar echoed in the palace, deafening.

"Oh, sorry, I was a little too rough." Wu Hen spread his hands innocently.

In the distance, Amaterasu saw her brother being defeated and her face darkened... "Susanoo!"

When Amaterasu saw her brother being humiliated, her face instantly turned gloomy.

"Susa!"

She shouted softly, and the mighty power of the sun erupted like a volcano.

It transformed into a golden beam of light and headed straight towards Wu Hen and Lin Qiye.

Lin Qiye's face was solemn, and he waved the long sword in his hand, with sword energy running rampant, trying to resist this devastating blow.

However, Amaterasu's power was too great, and the sword energy was like paper and was torn apart in an instant.

At the critical moment, Wu Hen had a flash of inspiration in his mind and remembered the mysterious power he had obtained in the forest before.

With a thought, he mobilized this power and merged it with his own power to form a strange energy barrier.

"Come on, little sun!" Wu Hen shouted with a hint of cynicism in his tone.

The golden beam of light hit the energy barrier, causing a deafening roar.

The palace shook violently, as if it would collapse at any moment.

The surrounding Japanese gods held their breath and watched the scene nervously.

What shocked them was that Wu Hen’s energy barrier actually withstood Amaterasu’s attack!

When the smoke and dust cleared, Wu Hen and Lin Qiye stood there unharmed.

Wu Hen raised an eyebrow at Amaterasu, a wicked smile playing on his lips: "Hey, your solar power is just so-so! Have you been out in the sun too much lately? Are you feeling a little weak?"

When Amaterasu heard this, her face turned pale and her anger almost swallowed her.

The temperature in the palace suddenly rose, and the air seemed to be burning.

"Arrogant boy!" She spat out a few words through gritted teeth.

When Tsukuyomi-no-Mikoto saw this, a strange look flashed in his eyes.

She waved her hand gently, and the originally noisy palace became quiet in an instant.

"It seems that your strength is beyond my imagination."

She spoke slowly, her voice as clear and cold as the moon, "If that's the case, then let's move on to the next trial..."

Tsukuyomi stretched out her delicate hand and pointed at a closed door in the center of the hall. "Behind this door lies life and death..."

"Behind this door is life and death..." Tsukuyomi's voice echoed in the hall, with a hint of mystery and weirdness.

The gate is carved with intricate patterns, exuding an ancient and powerful aura, as if it contains endless secrets.

"Another such trick,"

Wu Hen curled his lips, a look of disdain on his face. "Can't we do something simple and rough? For example, just start a fight?"

Tsukuyomi ignored Wu Hen's complaints and continued, "This door has two choices. The left is the door of life, and the right is the door of death. If you choose the right one, you can move on. If you choose the wrong one, you will be doomed."

Wu Hen touched his chin and looked at the two doors pretentiously.

He kept muttering to himself, "Life on the left, death on the right... Life on the left, death on the right... Isn't this too old-fashioned? There's nothing new about it."

Lin Qiye carefully observed the patterns on the two doors, trying to find some clues.

"Brother Qiye, have you figured out anything?" Wu Hen asked.

"No,"

Lin Qiye shook his head. "The two doors look exactly the same. There's no difference."

"Then just pick one at random!"

Wu Hen shrugged his shoulders, looking nonchalant. "I'm going to die anyway, so I might as well take a gamble!"

As he said that, he walked straight to the door on the right - the death door!

"You are crazy!"

Lin Qiye exclaimed, "The right side is the death gate!"

"hey-hey"

He reached out and pushed open the door on the right.

The expected death trap did not appear.

On the contrary, behind the door is a bright road leading to deeper depths.

"What?!" Tsukuyomi exclaimed. She didn't expect Wu Hen to choose the Death Gate, and she didn't expect that there would be a way to survive after the Death Gate.

This was completely beyond her expectations.

"It seems that I have seen through your tricks."

Wu Hen smiled proudly, "Next time when you come up with questions, remember to be more creative!"

Tsukuyomi-no-Mikoto's face was gloomy and he said nothing.

She knew that Wu Hen's appearance had disrupted the balance of the divine world and also disrupted the situation in which she had always controlled everything.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye continued to move forward, knowing that the next challenge would be even more difficult.

"Hehe, interesting..."

Wu Hen's lips curled up into a playful smile, his eyes gleaming with excitement, "I can't wait to see what other tricks you have up your sleeve..."

Suddenly, a low roar came from the front, shaking the entire palace slightly.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked at each other and saw a hint of solemnity in each other's eyes.

"It seems..." Lin Qiye spoke slowly.

"The main course..." Wu Hen continued.

"..."