Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye headed towards the palace of the Japanese gods. The towering palace seemed to stand in the clouds, magnificent and golden, exuding an aura of sacredness and inviolability.

However, the closer they got to the palace, the greater the pressure they felt.

The air around seemed to freeze, and every step forward felt like carrying a heavy burden.

"Oh my god, this feeling of oppression is even scarier than my mom checking my phone!"

Wu Hen teased in a nonchalant manner, but the beads of sweat on his forehead revealed his inner nervousness.

Lin Qiye did not say anything, but silently circulated the power in his body to resist the powerful pressure of divine power.

This divine protection is no joke. It is like layers of superimposed buffs. Wu Hen feels like he is being bound layer by layer like a nested doll.

But who is he?

Great time traveler!

A cheating man!

In my mind, the system frantically prompted: High energy ahead!

High energy ahead!

A weak point in divine power has been detected!

Wu Hen curled the corners of his mouth, revealing an evil smile that said "everything is under control".

He closed his eyes and carefully felt the flow of divine power around him.

Relying on the experience he had accumulated before and the hints given by the system, he actually found a tiny weak point!

"Brother Qiye, watch me!"

Wu Hen shouted loudly, and the wooden sculpture in his hand burst into dazzling light. A strange power surged out and stabbed at the weak point like a sharp knife.

"Boom!" With a loud noise, the divine protection shattered like glass. Wu Hen and Lin Qiye seized the opportunity and rushed into the palace.

Inside the palace, Amaterasu sat on a high seat, looking down at the two people who broke in, with a hint of surprise in her eyes.

"It actually broke through my divine protection... Interesting."

She opened her red lips slightly, her voice as cold as ice, "But, this is just the beginning..."

The interior of the palace is magnificent, with carved beams and painted buildings, and the air is filled with a faint scent of sandalwood.

However, this seemingly calm and peaceful atmosphere hides murderous intent.

Before Wu Hen could exclaim "high-end, classy and elegant", Tsukuyomi came floating over with a half-smile on her face.

"Congratulations, both of you, for passing Lady Amaterasu's initial test. However, to meet Lady Amaterasu, you still need to pass one final test."

Wu Hen rolled his eyes. "Why is there more? Playing Candy Crush? Can you please tell me straight away?"

Tsukuyomi ignored Wu Hen's complaints and waved her jade hand. A huge mirror appeared in the center of the palace.

"This is the Yata Mirror. It reveals your innermost secrets. Only those with a pure and flawless heart can pass the test."

"Tsk, can this thing show that I ate two tea eggs this morning?" Wu Hen curled his lips in disdain, but still stood obediently in front of the mirror.

In the mirror, Wu Hen's figure gradually became blurred, replaced by chaos.

Suddenly, the scene changed and a ragged little boy appeared, holding a tattered wooden sculpture, his eyes full of sadness and despair.

"Oh my god, isn't this my childhood? Can this thing still replay the trauma of my childhood?" Wu Hen muttered.

Lin Qiye also looked at the mirror with a frown.

He knew that this Yata Mirror was not a simple magic mirror. It could see into people's hearts and unearth the truest thoughts hidden deep in their hearts.

At this moment, the picture in the mirror changed again, and a huge black vortex appeared, as if it was going to swallow everything.

"What the hell is this?" Wu Hen was startled and subconsciously took a step back.

Tsukuyomi narrowed his eyes slightly, thinking to himself: It seems that this human is indeed hiding a huge secret...

However, just when everyone thought Wu Hen was about to be sucked into the vortex, he suddenly burst into laughter.

"That's it? I thought it was something powerful! It's just a vortex! Watch me blow it away!"

As he spoke, Wu Hen took a deep breath and blew hard at the mirror.

An incredible scene happened. The huge black vortex actually began to shrink and eventually disappeared.

The mirror returned to calm, reflecting Wu Hen's annoying smiling face.

"So what? I told you, it's a piece of cake!"

Even Amaterasu was slightly moved. This kid is quite something...

Tsukuyomi was even more stunned. This was totally against common sense!

No one has ever been able to break the test of the Eight-foot Mirror so easily!

Wu Hen dusted himself off and turned to look at Amaterasu. "Hey, old lady Amaterasu, can I see you now?"

Susanoo couldn't bear it any longer, "Boy, you are too arrogant!"

Susanoo was furious, and the Ten-Fist Sword in his hand shone brightly, slashing towards Wu Hen.

"Little brat! How dare you disrespect Amaterasu!"

Wu Hen dodged the attack easily with a flash of his body, and even said a teasing remark: "Oh, you have quite a bad temper, like a flying monkey. Young man, if you are so angry, you will easily get acne!"

Susanoo was so furious that he attacked more fiercely, with sword energy crisscrossing and cutting the ground of the palace into pieces.

"Brother Qiye, it's our turn to perform!" Wu Hen winked at Lin Qiye.

The two have a perfect understanding of each other, one is responsible for attack and the other is responsible for defense, and their cooperation is seamless.

Lin Qiye's attack was as steady as a mountain, and each move was as powerful as thunder, neutralizing Susanoo's attacks one by one.

Wu Hen was like a loach, slippery and always able to dodge attacks at the last moment. He also provoked Susanoo with words from time to time, making him even more restless and irritable.

"That's it? That's it? I thought Japanese gods were so powerful, but it turns out they're just this powerful!"

Wu Hen dodged the attacks while taunting them, "Your swordsmanship is like a square dancer's Tai Chi swordplay. It's so soft and weak, without any strength at all!"

Susanoo was so angry at Wu Hen's trash talk that his face turned green. His attacks became more and more chaotic and full of loopholes.

Wu Hen seized the opportunity and hit Susanoo's vital point with a "Thousand Years of Killing".

"Oops, sorry, my hand slipped!" Wu Hen spread his hands innocently.

Susanoo covered his butt, let out a scream, staggered and almost fell to the ground.

The faces of the surrounding Japanese gods turned ugly. They did not expect that such dignified gods would be toyed with by a human being.

"Enough!" Amaterasu on the high seat finally spoke. Her voice was cold and carried unquestionable majesty.

"It seems that I have to take action myself..."

Golden light emanated from Amaterasu, filling the entire palace. The powerful pressure made Wu Hen and Lin Qiye have difficulty breathing.

Amaterasu slowly stood up, a cold light flashing in her eyes, "Human, prepare to face the wrath of the sun!"

Golden light flashed, and Amaterasu was like a phoenix rising from the ashes, with an imposing aura.

"Human, feel the wrath of the sun!"

She raised her delicate hand slightly, and the shadow of a blazing sun gathered in her palm, as if it was going to burn the entire palace to ashes.

"Oh my god, is it such a big deal?" Wu Hen was shocked, but not panicked at all.

System, where is my strongest skill?

Arrange it for me quickly!

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, the most powerful skill 'Mouth Cannon Invincibility' has been activated!"

Wu Hen: "...What the hell? Talking nonsense?"

Complaints aside, skills still need to be used.

Taking a deep breath, Wu Hen put on the air of a hermit, muttering to himself, "The sky and earth are dark yellow, the universe is vast and boundless, the sun and moon wax and wane, the stars are lined up..."

"What are you doing? Reciting a poem?" Amaterasu looked confused.

"Don't interrupt my spell!"

Wu Hen continued to chant righteously, "...Hurry up and obey the command! Balala energy! Sand sculpture light - biu!"

A colorful ray of light spurted out of Wu Hen's mouth and collided with the sun shadow of Amaterasu.

"Boom!" The entire palace shook violently. The two forces were in a stalemate, and the dazzling light made it impossible to open one's eyes.

"What the hell is this move?" Susanoo was stunned.

"I don't know, it looks pretty stupid..." Tsukuyomi also looked confused.

The light faded, but Wu Hen and Amaterasu continued to confront each other, neither of them backing down.

"Interesting, human, you have succeeded in angering me!" A cold light flashed in Amaterasu's eyes.

"Irritate you? What a coincidence! I'm the best at irritating people!"

Wu Hen grinned, revealing his big white teeth. "We're just getting started! I haven't used my ultimate yet! Are you ready? I'm about to use my ultimate!"

Wu Hen rubbed his hands mysteriously, and then...

He took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket.

"Come on, Aunt Amaterasu, let's eat and talk at the same time?" He ate melon seeds and looked at Amaterasu provocatively.

Amaterasu: "..."

"Brother Qiye, let's go!" Wu Hen grabbed Lin Qiye and turned around to run.

"Stop! Don't run!" Susanoo chased after him angrily.

"Bye!" Wu Hen waved without looking back.

Inside the palace, only Amaterasu was left, disheveled in the wind...

She looked at the shadow of the sun in her hand, then looked at the melon seed shells left by Wu Hen, and fell into deep thought.

This kid...who is his background?